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After Asha, we will fight in Gobi 108.
Thanks to the hardships brought by Tengger Desert, I was reborn in advance. From time to time, I will look back at the long and painful 70-kilometer yellow sand, recall the seven-month training I insisted on in order to participate in Asha, and recall the transformation brought about by uncontrollable crying every time.
I still insist, please don't give up on me!
I've been trying, please don't abandon me!
I'm back, please don't leave me!
My friends said that when I came back from the desert, I felt that I despised all obstacles, because the desert made my life worse than death.
In the next three days of Dunhuang 108km Gobi Challenge, I participated in the competition planning, equipment configuration, team formation and served as the team leader. 60% of the players were injured. Under the competition system that requires the team to complete the competition as a whole, I am a little worried about this team configuration, so the vice captain and I repeatedly calculated how to match, and I kept telling the team what to pay attention to, including how to eat the energy glue salt pills, how to prepare shoes and clothes, and how to pack the materials in the backpack. Sister Ping, another girl in the team, repeatedly told me that she was afraid of running. I calmly told her, "Don't worry, I'll take you to the finish line."
When we stood at the starting point and were ready to leave, I suddenly felt an inexplicable calm. At a distance of 43 kilometers, I watched the trio of the first echelon rush ahead, and then I began to pay attention to other people in the team. According to the previous plan, Lao Huang and Chao Hui are responsible for taking care of Sister Ping to ensure the finish of the race. I walked in the middle of the line at my own pace, and confirmed the positions of Liu Ge, Adu and Lao Chen respectively. 16544. Replenish water and take energy gel salt pills. I'm sure everyone else is leaving. I set off at a trot again, catching up with Lao Huang and Freemen, Adu and Chen, and told Lao Huang to pay attention to these people through the intercom.
From cp 1 to cp2 planning 1 1 km, but cp2 disappeared inexplicably, resulting in insufficient water supply and rising temperature. News of heatstroke from other partners kept coming from the intercom, and there was no medical treatment at cp point. I seized the opportunity to ask a passing rescue vehicle for two bottles of water and put effervescent tablets in it. There is no problem to replenish yourself along the way, but other partners are obviously inexperienced and have no supplies. On the way, I reminded my partner to supplement the salt pill energy glue through the intercom, especially worried about Sister Ping, who was walking at the end, for fear that she could not persist. When I meet other peers, I try to chat with them and tell jokes to ease the boring atmosphere, which leads to my jokes falling apart. Finally, we stuck to cp3 at 32km, and there is 20km to the last cp point. I basically walked alone all the way, confirming the position of my teammates. After reaching the finish line, I put on my slippers, went to the finish line to meet my teammates and give hugs to my friends who came back. Mr. Chen, who left last, came back alone, lay on the ground directly and fell asleep soon. I quickly woke him up, stretched and relaxed. In the evening, girls have a huge benefit. They don't have to squeeze a small tent for two people, 1 1 people can sleep in a big tent.
The next day's 38 kilometers, the painful lesson of the previous day ensured the existence of three cp points today. Everyone also learned to bring two bottles of water and eat energy glue salt pills. Mr. Chen was sent out of Gobi for physical reasons, and other members of us will make sure to finish the competition. Because the walkie-talkie was not charged last night, no one had a walkie-talkie at first. I'm a little worried. I can't confirm my partner's location. 10 km later, arrive at cp 1 and get the walkie-talkie. We have been unable to confirm Adu's position, so we have to wait. After a few minutes, other team members told me that Adu had left cp 1 about 2 kilometers, so I rushed out. On the way, Lao Huang told me that it was difficult for Sister Ping. He and Zhao Hui are a little tired and need Xiao Lai's support. When I contacted other partners through the intercom to confirm Xiao Lai's position, I trotted forward, trying to find Xiao Lai, but I didn't catch up all the way. Later, I inexplicably found Xiao Lai in cp2. He stayed to meet the Lao Huang trio, and I continued to look for Adu and Liu Dage. Teacher Song and I arrived at cp3, and the walkie-talkie was dead, so we had to follow the team leader. We arrived at the finish line around 14: 30- 15: 00, and the truck carrying the goods got stuck in the bunker, resulting in only a big tent for rest and stretching when we arrived at the finish line, with no other supplies. I was hungry until after 6 o'clock in the evening, and I didn't feel pain or pain. See what my partner has left to eat. I finally ordered a corn sausage. As a result, Yong Bing looked at me eagerly. I couldn't bear to part with it, so I had to take a bite and give him the rest. Yongbing said that he would remember this half corn sausage for life.
There are people scattered in the tent, the team doctors pick blisters one by one, screaming one after another, and the partners massage and stretch each other, painful and happy. Ordinary tough guys scream loudly, ordinary handsome guys limp in like refugees, and ordinary ladies cry and pick bubbles. Real and embarrassing, but no one wants to quit. The last partner was carried back by two coaches, and he insisted without saying a word.
On the last day, 27 kilometers, there was only one cp point. The team decided to let me run the first echelon, and the old official took Sister Ping. Our team was the last to start, behind all the other teams. I kept trotting all the way to catch up with the first echelon. Colleague Lao Li has blisters on his feet and is still running. I reminded him to "keep pace, and you can catch up with them soon with a trot", so we trotted all the way. I increased my speed a little, felt the wind blowing across my face, and my foothold was high and low, running freely. When passing through the wetland reeds, I also met a small river, and the most beautiful scenery was always left at the end. After cp ended, I stopped running. After a brisk walk, Brother Jun caught up from behind and quipped, "I chased you for half an hour and finally caught up." I ran again in order not to make him happy for too long.
The next road is the desert. To be on the safe side, we decided to go with the whole team, even if it was slow. So we walked through the desert of 13 km at a speed of about 20 minutes. This desert is not as ups and downs as Tengger, but it is still very hard for exhausted and inexperienced partners.
Finally, we walked out of the desert. Because of the route planning, the bus can't come in to pick us up. We had to drag our tired feet, endure the pain and heat, and walk slowly on the Gobi Desert for another half an hour. There was a "5 kilometers left" sign, and some partners began to despair and were on the verge of collapse. Lao Li shouted slogans loudly, which encouraged morale. None of my girlfriends want to get on the bus and leave early. In this way, everyone encouraged each other, supported each other, looked at the little black spots from a distance and walked forward step by step. I was so hungry that I estimated the last distance. With the downhill section, I accelerated my running. Xiao Jianghe, Yong Bing, and other male partners ran across the finish line together, unloaded all the equipment and sat down to find something to eat. After all, I only ate a piece of beef jerky along the way today, and gave Yongbing a piece of beef jerky and a corn sausage. The partners arrived one after another, and everyone's face was a relieved smile. After all, we finally arrived, and we arrived together!
Brother three is a team game. A team and individual can be outstanding, but without team spirit, it is impossible to complete the challenge.
Only by taking the same road, watching the same scenery and training can a team have more understanding and make the hearts of team members stick closer.
No matter how ordinary people in the world walk side by side with the team in Gobi, they will also find that extraordinary self.
108 km Gobi, such as our hard and poetic life, can't wait. As long as you work hard and don't worry, life will give you the most satisfactory result when you are about to give up.
After walking the last 5 kilometers of death, I believe that all the difficulties in life have enough courage to face.
Some roads, once passed, have no regrets in this life; Some scenes, meet once, and then fall into deep. ...
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