What are some short stories about routine people?

A short story about a trickster

A short story about a trickster. There are many people who don’t know how to chat and make girls happy. They are destined to not get a girlfriend. Sometimes A humorous way of chatting and paying attention to some chat routines can make you more popular with women. The following is a short story of someone who uses routines. A short story of a trickster 1

1. One day, the cow posed a problem to the donkey, asking which of the two bugs under the word "Stupid" was male or female? The donkey racked his brains and answered Can't answer. Niu scolded: What a stupid donkey, men are on the left and women are on the right! Don’t you know such a simple truth? How can you tell others stories to make others happy?

2. Seven years after graduation, Finally, I took on a big project to build a thirty-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was three hundred thousand, but it required an advance payment. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went to check the acceptance and was scolded so much that I didn’t get any money! It turned out that the drawing was wrong and they were going to dig a well!

3. The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone? He said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole. Someone passed by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks! Haha, this is really a classic humorous little story and joke to make girls happy!

4. The turtle was injured. Let the snail go buy medicine. 2 hours passed. The snail hasn't come back yet. The turtle got angry and cursed: If he doesn't come back, I will die! At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: Don't tell me I won't go again! Haha, you see, the snail crawls slowly, very slowly!

5. Someone raises a pig, gets bored, and abandons it. However, the pig knows its way back, and abandoning it several times will lead to no success. One day, he drove around many corners and abandoned the pig. He called his family late at night and asked, "Has the pig returned?" The answer was, "Yes!" He roared, "Let him answer the phone. I'm lost! Haha, you think, Can pigs still answer the phone?

6. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants rushed out and climbed onto the elephant one after another. The elephant trembled. The ants all fell down. At this time, there was another ant on the elephant's neck. The fallen ant shouted "Strangle it, strangle it, strangle it." Haha, ants can still strangle the elephant. Elephant?

7. One day in computer class, a row of students’ computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, “Teacher, the computer has crashed, and our row is dead. At this time, many classmates said: "We are also dead." "At this time, the teacher asked: "Who is not dead?" Only one student stood up: "I am not dead yet!" The teacher said strangely: "The whole class is dead, why don't you die?"

8. Before a monkey eats peanuts, he has to put them into his butt and then take them out to eat. The administrator explained: Someone once fed him a peach, but the peach core couldn't be pulled out. The monkey was scared. Now he must measure it. Eat again. Haha, haha, this is a typical result-oriented smart monkey, it’s really good!

9. When I was a sophomore, all the girls in the dormitory liked Zhou Huajian’s songs. A tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girl on the upper bunk asked: Where is my Zhou Huajian? The girl on the lower bunk replied: On my bed! There was silence for two seconds, and then everyone fell on the bed laughing. Haha, girl, are you here to be funny?

10. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon. After the gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it, they fell in love. Others asked how they got there. All together? The chimpanzees said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung! Yes, the result is really the so-called fate, hahaha! The short story of the trickster 2

1. Once upon a time, there was a seat Mountain, there is a temple in the mountain, and there is an old monk and a young monk in the temple. One day, the old monk tells a story to the young monk. He said: Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk and a young monk. Young monk, one day the old monk told a story to the young monk. (Repeat infinitely) 2. Male: I really want to see the new movie.

Female: Yes, I heard it’s okay blabla

Male: Do you want to go together?

3. Man: The XX on XX Street is quite delicious.

Female: I haven’t been there yet.

Male: Let’s go together another day.

4. A long time ago, there was a race between the tortoise and the hare. The hare ran very fast, leaving the tortoise far behind. The hare ran for a while and felt that the tortoise would definitely not be able to catch up with him. So he decided to rest for a while and fell asleep under a tree, but the tortoise didn't give up. It ran as hard as possible. When the hare woke up, he saw that the tortoise was about to reach the finish line!

The rabbit ran away in a hurry, running faster and faster, and suddenly hit a tree and died.

5. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. There was an old monk and a young monk in the temple. One day, the old monk brought back a turtle from outside, and then he said to the young monk: : "I'm going down the mountain to beg for alms now. Please help me take care of the turtle."

The young monk took advantage of the old monk to go down the mountain to beg for alms, cooked and ate the turtle, and left the shell on the old monk's table. When I came back and saw the turtle shell, I asked the little monk: "Where is my turtle?" The little monk said: "I am telling a story to the turtle!" The short story of the routine person 3

One question and one answer will make the person whole. Complete list of routines:

1. Ask: "Tell me, who is the father and son of us?", the other party will definitely answer "Of course he is my father and your son!" (The result of the routine is: "My father "It's "your son", which means he is your grandson.)

2. Question: "Have you ever heard of the story of an idiot saying he doesn't know, an idiot nodding, and a fool shaking his head?" ( The result of the routine is that no matter whether he answers "I don't know", "shakes his head", or "nods", he will fall into your trap.)

　3. Question: What would you do if there was a stall of dumplings at your door? How to do it? Option 1: You will be shocked, Option 2: You will call the police (routine result: Option 1 represents "eat a pound", option 2 represents "hold daddy tightly")

4. Ask: "Are you Not my best friend?” The other party answered affirmatively: Yes, you answered: It was said on TV that dogs are man’s best friends (routine result: you are a dog!)

5. Question: “ Do you think it’s girly if boys paint their nails?” The boy replied: “Mom, you’re here, my son is good!” (Result of the routine: I call you mom!)

6. Ask “Howling Dog” Above is God, so what is below?” Answer: Below is a dog!

7. Question: "Let me ask you a question: 'I have ten knives. I lost two, how many are left?", answer: eight (homophone for dad), you can just Agree.

8. Question: "I want to ask you a simple math question. How much is 7 1 equal to?", answer: 8 (you can just agree.)

9. Ask: "Do you usually wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?", the other person will definitely think about it before answering: "right or left hand", you answer "We usually use paper to wipe our buttocks" ” (He wiped his butt with his hands)

10. Asked: “What does a certain seller call his customers?” The other party replied: Kiss (just kiss him decisively. This routine is suitable for couples.

11. Ask: "I ask you a question, you just need to answer whether you know it or not." The other party replied: OK. You are asking: "Does your family know that you are so stupid?" (Whether he answers yes or no, he admits that he is stupid.)

12. Question: "I have said it ten times..." Then when asking "Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly!", the other person said "no" (meaning he is a pig. Many people have fallen into this trap.)

13. Ask "I will give it to you" A magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig." The other person replies, "I am not a pig in the first place." You reply, "You think you have forgotten it now?"