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"Good" and "Bad"
We were born in the world at the same time because we are competitive. In learning, maybe some people don't like it and feel boring; But they are wrong. Learning knowledge is the most meaningful thing in life.
"If you don't move forward, you don't know the distance; Don't study hard and don't understand the truth. " Yes, those who hate learning and find learning boring just don't move forward. They won't know, as long as they study a little harder, they will find that the knowledge hidden in their hearts is surging upward and let him feel the benefits of learning.
Of course, what I said before are all people who are optimistic about learning. However, in my eyes, not everyone will be so open.
As I often see, some students just wipe the test paper after the exam because they spilled some water on the table, and then throw it on the ground.
I really can't bear it. They are hurting themselves! A proof of their own strength was destroyed in their hands.
However, God is fair, and he shows me the gifted students who love learning, which makes me feel gratified.
China is a talented country, and most of the scholars I admire most, except foreign ones, are from China. I am proud, I am proud! I love learning, which is influenced by them.
I was originally a girl who didn't like learning, but knowledge opened the lock in my heart, which made me suddenly enlightened, found my confidence and made me stand on the sprint line of learning again. Galloping and galloping, conquering oneself ...
In the world of knowledge, it is boundless, just like the universe, boundless. As long as you dig deeply, you will always find "gold", because "gold is valuable and learning is priceless."
I hope that through this, more people will love learning. You should believe that learning is magic, and knowledge is the magic light, which makes you change instantly and fall in love with learning. "good" and "bad" 2
I have a good father, father, father, I have a good father. . . . . . Whenever I hear this song, I think of my father.
My father is in his thirties, with a burly figure. Fang Fang's national character face; There are a pair of bright eyes under the thick eyebrows; A straight nose makes my father handsome.
Well, dad is really good. Dad's work is very busy, but he takes time out of his busy schedule to help me study and accompany me around. I have to cook breakfast in the morning and take me to school.
say dad is bad, he is. I remember one time, I didn't finish my homework and told my father that I had finished it. After that, I prayed to God in my heart that I should never check my homework today. But God doesn't bless me. Dad still had to check his homework. When he got upstairs, I said hesitantly. "I didn't write it well." Dad listened, he was very angry and shouted; "Xue Yiqian, you are a good student, how can you lie? You put your nose against the wall for one night and don't sleep. " As soon as I heard this, I was scared to plead: "Dad, I was wrong. Don't let me stand all night, ok!" "No," Dad said firmly. I had to stand with my nose against the wall and cry while standing. Dad seemed to see me crying and said; "Think about it for me, and come to me when you think about it." "In fact, I know that lying is wrong. It's just a moment of fun and I don't want to write. I will write well next time." I'm ashamed to say. Dad listened and said, "I realized my mistake." I nodded my head. "Go to sleep." "I listened to, finally stopped the tears like tap water.
Students, do you think such a father is good or bad? "Good" and "Bad" 3
Speaking of my father, it seems that he has no advantages, but a lot of disadvantages. It is not too much to call him "smoke fairy" and "alcoholic". It's not enough to have these two "nicknames". Dad didn't go home until after 12 o'clock at night, and the third good name came again: "Brand Elite".
at home, my mother is the "general manager". Dad broke the family rules, but he can't compete with mom. Mom will punish him and ask him to write a check. Under the supervision of the "general manager", dad had to bite the bullet and write a review and guarantee. After that, dad can always stay at home for a few days honestly. However, a few days later, he threw his mother's words outside the cloud nine, lied to me and my mother, said that he was going to the construction site, and said that a friend had an appointment to go where? Look! The old disease has relapsed. I can't do anything about him!
Dad has all these shortcomings, but he has many advantages.
At home, whenever the "general manager" mother gets angry, my father never talks back, showing a miserable look and doing things honestly. After a while, mom lost her temper. At home, it was kind and full of laughter. Dad is also very considerate of mom. If there is anything wrong with my mother, my father is anxious like an ant on hot bricks, circling around my mother and doing everything possible to take care of her until she is well and happy.
My father has a special love for people. No matter where there is a donation box or when he meets disabled people on the road, he will give them dozens of yuan. Sometimes, a hundred-dollar bill will be sent!
this is my father, a bad father and a good father! "Good" and "Bad" 4
In my family, there are a good father and a bad father. He has a pair of eyes as big as grapes, a watermelon head, a handsome hairstyle and a general's belly. He is very strong. He can hold me above his head with one hand and has great strength.
We both have the same habits, like to sleep late, have bad breath, and like to eat spicy food. When eating, we both gorge ourselves. Because my father and I are tigers, my mother often thinks that we are brothers.
whenever I do well in the exam, my good father appears. All smiles, touching my head: "You did really well in this exam, you should keep it up!" " Every time, I will readily answer: "OK, I will continue to work hard, and make progress every day, so you can rest assured." My father laughed again: "Then I am optimistic about you, come on! Tiger cub. "
one day, I did my homework too late, and my father kept nagging me. I couldn't stand it, so I quarreled with him. At this time, the good father had disappeared without a trace, and the bad father appeared out of nowhere, staring at the eyes as big as two bells, and his eyes were full of sparks, fierce as a very fierce tiger: "The homework is so slow, let me tell you something, what's the matter, and it's unreasonable!" I dare to quarrel with adults at an early age, and I will get it later, and I will not clean you up! " I, looking so scary, quickly ran back to my seat and did my homework seriously.
This is my good father and my bad father. There is a big difference between them. I like my father, and of course I like my good father better. "Good" and "Bad" 5
A thin, lake-blue uniform, a pair of big eyes with gods, and a mouth that makes different sounds at different times for different people. This is my general impression of the new old security guard.
This week, the teacher asked us to observe the old security guard. At first, I didn't think there was anything to observe, because his impression in my mind was really bad: smoking, meddling and being pedantic. However, after a week's observation, I found that he was still completely correct. According to informed sources, the old security guard is 52 years old this year, but he doesn't look old at all, and he is full of energy. He is meticulous in cleaning up the school and handling things every time. I asked the teacher about his impression of the old security guard, and the teacher said, "The old security guard is very good." Living in school, every time he goes back to school, he will put down what he is doing, walk quickly to the door, open the door hard, greet with a smile, and make a gesture of please. He regards every teacher as his family. Old security guards have two attitudes towards primary school students. They are kind-hearted, persuasive and caring for lower-grade students. Treating older students is a bit fierce. It's no wonder that younger students are obedient, just talk about it; The older one is rebellious, so it's useless to overwhelm him with coercion.
The old security guard also pays great attention to the campus environment. When he has no work to do, he picks up the campus garbage and sells all the bottles and cans he finds. Just because some people say that he is greedy for money, in my opinion, although his salary is not high, he is not short of this money, but he has added a little simplicity. I really don't agree with some students' remarks.
I don't know about the right and wrong of the old security guard. Everyone has a steelyard in his heart, and I think everyone can weigh his good and bad, things and right and wrong. "Good" and "Bad" 6
Maybe someone is born again at this moment.
like others, he or she has to pursue a word-"good".
He should learn well to get many times better treatment than others. When he was a little older, he studied hard, even if he was unable to do so, in order to get into a good middle school. You can go to a good university only if you go to a good middle school, but you still can't relax at all. I went to a good university, but I still can't end my "burning the midnight oil" life. I hope I can go to a better university to study for a master's degree-only in this way can I find a good job. I found a good job, and I was promoted, so that I could have a good lover willing to stay with me for a long time, have a good child, and then be educated into a good student-just like myself in those days. This child has to follow his parents' long journey and get a string of "good" ... < P > No matter who is fighting for these "good", it is to live a good life. In the final analysis, it is still a "good".
On the other hand, everything in the world has proved that everything I said in those days has its opposites, that is, there are both good and bad.
"good" is hard to come by, but it is easy to think of "bad". If this "he" doesn't study hard, goes to the worst middle school, never goes to college, or doesn't finish middle school, naturally there is no good job and no "beautiful woman" to match, and the child born will not have a good tutor. Maybe he will follow the wrong footsteps of his parents, wander between "good" and "bad", and accidentally go astray, and there will be no good life.
"good" is not rare, you can get it as long as you work hard. "Bad" is just a grain of sand, which is not precious at all, and it is within reach of those who are willing to fall.
"good" and "bad" are placed in front of us at the same time. How can we throw watermelons to pick up sesame seeds, and abandon "good" and "bad" for a moment's relaxation and lose the happiness of our lives? "Good" and "Bad" 7
In my first grade, my father said to me, "Yin Yue, will you take you to Shanghai when my father is free?" I said, "Great!" I finally waited until the summer vacation, but my father said, "I'm a little busy. I'll take you next time." Over the past year, I said to my father, "When will I go to Shanghai to play?" Dad added, "I'll take you to Shanghai next time. Now I'm really busy." In this way, after another year, two little sisters were born, and my father said to me, "Let's take you and your little sister with us when they go to kindergarten!" If we leave, grandparents will definitely not be able to take care of our little sister. " I thought, "All right! Now I can only wait, but it will have to wait until the year of the monkey! "
once, my father took me to the water park to play. I slipped from the deep water area without a swimming ring. "Boom!" I drank several mouthfuls of water, but fortunately I stood up in time, otherwise I really thought I would drown. Dad said to me, "there is nothing to be afraid of. Try again!" " I said, "No, unless you buy me a swimming ring." Dad bought me one immediately without saying anything, so I slipped from the slide into the water again, "Boom!" In fact, it's not that terrible. If my father hadn't encouraged me, I would never play the slide again.
Dad has both good and bad sides.
If only my father could get rid of the bad habit of not procrastinating, he would be my best father! "Good" and "Bad" 8
One Sunday morning, my mother asked me to take a long trip to learn the guzheng and exercise my courage. Just as I stepped out of the gate, my father stopped me and said softly, "Wei Wei, do you know the way alone? I'd better take you there. What if the bad guys kidnap you? "Although my father said so at first, I know he cares about me. When I got to Loudaokou, my father took my heavy schoolbag, put it on his shoulder, followed him, and looked at the skillful back. I was very moved and happy: I have a good father, and my father is so kind to me!
Although my good father is good, he can sometimes be a bad father. At noon, I finished the final exam and happily ran home and said to my father, "Dad, I seem to have got all the exams right, and I got a double hundred." My father just smiled. The next day, I found a little cloth bear on the bedside, and my mother told me that it was my father who bought it. A few days later, the test results came out. How did this happen? Are you lying to me to buy a little cloth bear? " "No ... no". I said. Dad just didn't believe me. Suddenly, my tears involuntarily fell down and I thought: My father is not a good father, but a bad father.
The next day, my father cooked a sumptuous meal and gave me a piece of chicken leg with a strong aroma. He also said, "Wei Wei, it was my fault yesterday. I shouldn't yell at you. I now make up for my apology with a sumptuous meal." "Good" and "Bad" 9
"Don't go to school until you finish eating today. You can't finish such a small loaf of bread. Do you want to be a fairy?" Dad said angrily, I looked up and looked at the time. It's already 7: 4. This is the time when the teacher asked me to get to school, but I'm still at home ... I'm so worried that I can't wait to put on a pair of wings and fly to the classroom at once.
There is a school opening ceremony today. I want to get to school early, so I have no appetite. I just want to leave after eating two bites of bread. But today, Tiger is at home, forcing me to finish eating, and I barely ate a few bites. Who knows that there is still a "cream monster" living in the bread, and I feel sick after eating it.
I really couldn't eat, so I begged my father piteously, but my father didn't change his mind at all. He also lectured me a few words and said, "Children in poor areas haven't eaten yet. If you are picky about food, how can you grow up without eating?" I'm anxious like an ant on hot bricks, but I just can't swallow it. I feel worse than taking medicine. I looked at the clock again. It was already 8: 5. I secretly looked at my mother. She didn't mean to intercede for me. I was helpless and had to continue eating while crying.
after another five minutes, I finally finished eating. I took a long sigh of relief, picked up my schoolbag and left. I can't hold my head all the way when I think of being so late for the first semester today. I blame my father for being late. He is really bad! My mind is full of opinions about him, and I can't be happy all day. After class, He Laoshi talked to me, and I changed my mind. I no longer felt that my father was deliberately giving me a hard time. He was caring for me, and although he was very strict with me, it was all for my own good.
"Bad Dad" came to pick me up after school. He smiled at me and I
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