Joke Books Read by Ancient People —— Excerpt 4 from Volume 9 of Little Guang Lin Collection

A drinking buddy was surprised that his fellow diners drank too much and asked his age, which is the right dog. The guest said, "Fortunately, it is a dog. If it belongs to a tiger, even I ate it. "

Strangers in a foreign land will be crazy when they sit at the table, and people sitting at the table are disgusted. Because he asked, "How do you get Buddhism during an eclipse?" A: "It is right for the government to gather in public uniforms and lead military schools to play drums. Just good. " Asked how to seek Dharma, he said, "Put your hands together and say to Black Moon,' Amitabha, take off the evil spirit. Please leave some food for others to see. "

A is very good. He keeps hitting. He asked B, "Why don't you move, brother?" B also asked, "Why can't you give up smoking?"

The children in the museum blame the owner for eating every meal, leaving only white bones in the bowl, so he said to the sky, "May the xianggong be 100 years old and the youngest be 101 years old." The Lord asked him why, and he replied, "I will live one more year to clean up the bones of Xianggong."

Or there is a banquet, and the guests at the table are greedy and the stalks are exhausted. The waiter was so angry that he could not speak, so he covered his mouth with a pot of coal and stood by. When they saw it, they were surprised and asked what was in their mouths. Answer: "Xianggong only cares about his own food, and others don't care much about him."

Some people sit at the same table as good people. When they saw that the plate was finished, they asked Master Weng to bring candles. The Lord said, "Is it too early?" Yue: "There are some things missing from my desk."

A person who dreams of playing games will make an appointment. When I wake up to be my wife, I scold my wife. The wife said, "Don't scold me for going to bed early, the play is not half over yet."

A man drank too much, and his wife talked privately, saying, "It's better to hide than to persuade again and again." One day, I drank so much that the pig's diaphragm was placed in the middle of the bottle, meaning "ordinary people have five internal organs, and now they are dirty." How can they be born? " My father looked at me and said, "Tang Sanzang is still alive. How dirty am I? "

Father and son were carrying a can of wine, skidded on the road and fell down. The father was furious and his son fell to the ground and drank heavily. He looked up and said to his father, "Come on, what are you waiting for?"

People who are stingy by nature, father and son are on the road, selling wine every day, and they are afraid that the wine will run out easily, so they should taste it with chopsticks. The son drank it twice in a row, and the father said, "How can I eat such urgent wine?"

River fish and marine fish are close relatives, and river fish often disturb marine fish. Because the sea fish: "in-laws, why don't you go to a small place to look after it?" How to plan marine fish? The river fish came back and said, "Mrs. Haitou is here." Send his people to Shenzhen and Hong Kong to welcome him. As soon as the marine fish arrived at the port, they returned. The river fish asked him why, and replied, "I'm not used to your fresh water."

This is a family dinner, and the wine is very weak. The guest said, "These dishes are enough, but what is needed is rice." The Lord said, "What's the use of him?" Answer: "I don't think there is any rice in this wine, but I should put some."

When a guest visits a friend, the host goes out to see him off without food or drink. He said, "As the old saying goes,' Send him three cups far away' until I give him a promise." Afraid that the guests would stay, he pulled his sleeve. The guest said, "Take it easy and drink gently. You can't drink in such a hurry. "