Couplets and Their Stories and Analysis

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who was overbearing and arrogant. One Spring Festival, in order to show off, he posted such a couplet on the door:

Father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi;

Mother-in-law, daughter-in-law, mother-in-law

It happened that a poor scholar in the town passed by the door of Jinshi's house and saw this couplet. First he showed contempt, and then he gave me a smug smile. In the evening, when he saw no one around, he quietly added a few strokes to the couplet.

Early the next morning, there were a lot of spectators in front of Jinshi's door. They talked and laughed, and everyone praised them: "What a change! Well changed! " The noise outside the door alarmed the master Jinshi, who quickly opened the door and immediately fainted on the steps in front of the door.

The couplet in front of the original Jinshi has been changed by the scholar to this:

Father in the grave, son in the grave, father and son in the grave;

Mother-in-law loses her husband, daughter-in-law loses her husband, and both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lose their husbands. [Edit this paragraph] Li wrote a poem. In the Song Dynasty, there was a man named Li who liked flattery and wrote a poem specially for his boss. This poem is long and smelly. He pondered the antithesis of the poem, pondered it several times, and felt that his poem had been exhausted before he presented it with trepidation.

After reading the poem, the boss said to him with infinite emotion, "Your life experience is really unfortunate and pitiful." The boss asked about his misfortune again and quickly knelt down to make amends and said, "My younger brother died in Jiangnan. I can't write the next sentence. In order to be clean, I had to let my living brother be the scapegoat and let him die temporarily in Saibei. My brother died in Saibei' was invented by me to lie to your master. I hope your master will forgive me for being an official. "[Edit this paragraph] Forgot a dinner with a rural teacher, and made it clear in advance that there would be a banquet on Qixi Qiaoqi Festival. On Tanabata, the host family didn't have a banquet, so the teacher sent a pair of couplets to the students-"The guest house is desolate, just on Tanabata tonight. "If students can't match, they will tell their father. The host has understood the meaning of Lianzhong and said with a smile, "Ah! I really forgot. And on behalf of the next couplet-"cold Zhai lonely, can be moved to the Mid-Autumn Festival next month." "

By the Mid-Autumn Festival, nothing happened. The teacher also sent a pair of couplets, asking the students to be right-"green bamboo has no intention, and it can't be overcome immediately at every festival." The host looked at it and smiled again: "I forgot again." Carry on to the next link-"If Huanghua has an appointment, why not stay after the Double Ninth Festival?"

In a blink of an eye, there was still no movement at the Double Ninth Festival. The teacher went out again-"Third Sister Han, Sean, Han Xin and Di Renjie." The host smiled and said, "Third Sister is from the Han Dynasty, and Di Renjie is from the Tang Dynasty. How did the teacher forget? " The student told the teacher what his father said, and the teacher said, "I didn't forget. It's just that your father remembers clearly before and after the Tang Dynasty, but he forgot a meal. " [Edit this paragraph] Mr. Niu once had a small official who made a living by teaching after retirement. He looks down on craftsmen. One year during the Dragon Boat Festival, a student invited him to dinner. The student's family is inviting two masters, a tailor and a carpenter to work, and the student's father wants them to sit at the same table. Mr. Wang thought that these two "barefoot guys" touched my light and wanted to ridicule it. At dinner, he said, "The host is treating you today. Let's sit at the same table. How about some poetry to cheer up the wine? " The two masters replied, "All right."

He proudly said: "From one o'clock, there are chickens, ducks and geese beside the high word, and there are officials, guests and birds. How can you eat chickens, geese and ducks without my husband? "

Hearing this, the tailor continued, "I don't sew shirts, jackets and trousers under the words rain, frost and snow, and next to the words clothes, shirts, jackets and trousers." How can you resist the frost and snow? "

The carpenter's master also said slowly, "First, raw cows are next to wooden characters, lattices, iron fences and buildings. If the carpenter doesn't build iron fences, where are your husband's cows!" "

Hearing this, the retired junior official blushed and was short of breath, and there was nothing to answer.

Miaolian

In a private school in the south of the Yangtze River, Mr. Wang was in full swing, but the students fell asleep. Mr. Wang woke up a student sitting in the front row and taught him, "It's difficult to read Confucius' book with drooping eyelids." The student rubbed his eyes and casually replied, "yawning, dreaming of the duke of Zhou." Once upon a time, there was a rich man who planned to open a hotel, so he spent three cents to buy a new shop couplet.

A scholar went to apply. The rich man said, "The couplets should praise me for my good wine, acetic acid, fat pigs and prosperous people. There are no mice in the shop. "

Picking up a pen, the scholar quickly wrote:

The first part is: raising pigs is like a mountain, and the mouse's head dies.

The bottom line is: the jar is good, but the vinegar jar is sour.

The horizontal recognition is: more people, less illness and more money.

After the scholar finished writing, he shook his head and read the couplet as:

"Raising pigs is as big as a mountain mouse, and my head is dead."

"The wine vat is good for vinegar, and the altar is sour."

"There are many sick people and less wealth." [Edit this paragraph] hieroglyphics Someone sent a horizontal plaque at the wedding, which read: "Uncle Beibi", and others didn't understand its meaning. The man explained: "the character of northerners is like the back-to-back appearance when two people don't know each other;" Comparison is the appearance of one pursuing another; Mortar is the way two people talk face to face; Uncle is the appearance of two people working together to give birth to a man. "

Hearing this, the crowd shouted! [Edit this paragraph] joke Spring Festival couplets Ji Xiaolan is a scholar and writer in Qing Dynasty. Once, he went home to visit relatives during the Spring Festival, and a family of three brothers in the village asked him to write Spring Festival couplets. He wrote a pair of "earth-shattering, one of the best" Spring Festival couplets, and the horizontal criticism was "acting first". This is a terrible mistake. He was accused of cheating the monarch into committing a crime. When Emperor Qianlong learned that, he immediately called Ji Xiaolan back to Beijing to ask, and Ji Xiaolan replied: "I wrote the Spring Festival couplets; There is nothing wrong. Isn't this boss selling firecrackers an earth-shattering portal? The second child is in charge of the fair fight. Isn't it one of the best families to call it' fight two fights ...' all day? The third is to sell roast chicken, isn't it the first? " The speaking Qianlong also smiled. [Edit this paragraph] Jie Jin's couplet Jie Jin has been eager to learn since childhood. During the Spring Festival this year, he posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets at the back door: "The door is opposite to a thousand bamboo poles, and the home is hidden in thousands of books. "I was very unhappy when I saw it outside the door. I thought that only a family like me deserved to post this couplet, so I ordered my servant to cut down the bamboo. Soon, my family came to report that Jie Jin's Spring Festival couplets were changed to: "The door is as short as a thousand sticks of bamboo, and the family keeps thousands of rolls. "The members were very angry after hearing this, which made people dig out the bamboo roots. Unexpectedly, Xiejia's Spring Festival couplets were changed to: "The door is short of bamboo, and there is thousands of books at home." [Edit this paragraph] Literati, county officials and rich men who were singing poetry in the snow drank wine and enjoyed the snow, and they were full of poetry, so they put forward the topic of "Xue Rui" and wrote poems.

"It's snowing," the scholar raised his glass.

The county magistrate replied: "This is the Royal Ruiqi!"

The rich man shook his head and sang, "What are the disadvantages in the next three years?"

Outside, the beggar's head was frozen and he went in to scold a way:

"Put your mother's shit!" [Edit this paragraph] A pair of Spring Festival couplets In ancient times, there was a family who was very superstitious and wanted to make good luck in everything. On New Year's Eve, my father and two sons discussed and said, "Put up a new Spring Festival couplets in the class. Now let's each say a few auspicious words and make a pair of Spring Festival couplets. " The two sons nodded in agreement. Father stroked his beard and read, "What a good year!" The eldest son thought about it and read, "Less bad luck." The second son then read: "No lawsuit!" Everyone was full of praise after reading it, so my father wrote a long article without punctuation and posted it in the middle of the room.

The next day, the neighbors came to pay New Year's greetings. As soon as I entered the door, I saw the Spring Festival couplets and read aloud: "This year is so unlucky, I have to go to court!" [Edit this paragraph] Before the Spring Festival, there was a young master who used to eat, drink and be merry on weekdays. He spent all his father's inheritance, and by the end of the year, there was no rice. On New Year's Eve, the poor young master wrote a couplet to laugh at himself and posted it at the door:

Thrift through a dull year.

An old pedant in Murakami sighed after reading it, and added a sentence to the couplet, which became:

Thrift early and avoid a cold year. [Edit this paragraph] Miao Dui Dai Dabin 13 years old passed the provincial examination. One day, a guest came to his home to see his father. Knowing that he is quite talented, ask him if he is right. The guest said:

"Full moon."

"Feng Ping." Dai Dabin answered immediately.

"How can the wind be flat?"

"If the wind is uneven, how can you enter the house through the door?"

This girl is great and talented.

In ancient times, in Zhou Nan County, a wealthy family hired a poor scholar to teach in a private school. The owner's youngest son is also studying in a private school. One day, Mr. Scholar taught his students to be correct, and he said casually:

A guest hit the bed and surprised my dream;

And ask students to hand in their papers the next day.

In the dead of night, Xiaodong's family scratched their heads under the lamp, looking for couplets, but they had nothing to say. His sister asked, "Why don't you go to bed after midnight?" Little boss sad face, will tell the elder sister. His sister said, "Go to sleep quickly and I'll correct it for you."

The next day, Xiaodong's family downloaded her sister's copy and handed in the paper. Mr. Wang opened it, the bottom line is:

No one sleeps together in the spring night.

This gentleman is 30 years old and not married. When he learned that the second couplet was written by a girl, he thought it was intentional and couldn't help dreaming. Near the Dragon Boat Festival, there is another couplet:

Bamboo has no intention of having a holiday; Students are also required to hand in their papers the next day. The young master did the same thing and asked his sister to help him. The girl was right again:

Huanghua plans to wait for Chongyang.

Mr. Wang looked at the second couplet, smiling and beaming. Then, step by step:

The forest is deep, how can the woodcutter do it? The first line requires students to be correct. This time, the girl's younger brother's bottom allied, it is:

The beach is full of fierce water, please don't care.

After reading the couplets below, Mr. Wang knew that this flower had thorns and could not be picked, but Yan Xin didn't die, so he sent a pair of couplets above for Xiaodong's family to take home. This joint article is:

There are good flowers in the garden, and butterflies have no intention of picking them;

When the girl saw this obscene word, she flew into a rage and immediately answered correctly:

The good fruit in the painting is hard for apes to find.

She compared her husband to an ape. Mr. Poor Scholar still doesn't give up, and another couplet:

It's freezing, and there will be frost tonight;

The girl flatly replied:

The moon is cold and the stars are thin, so it will never rain tonight.

Here, the homonym of "frost" is "in pairs", the homonym of "no rain" is "speechless", and the antithesis is neat, which can be described as seamless and disgusting. This time, Mr Some resentment, and the first part:

Bamboo has no intention, why bother?

Questioned, the girl calmly thought:

Although the lotus is learned, it never touches mud.

1, it is better to be a good girl by Baishuiquan.

The old wood withered under the rocks. This wood is firewood.

2. Tongxiang Tonghua is full of Tongxiang fragrance.

Yang Yangyang, Shui Yang, Liu Yangyang, Yang Yangyang, Yang Yangyang, Yang Yangyang, Yang Yangyang, Yang Yangyang, Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang Yang

3. The host is standing on a high place happily, singing loudly to the sky.

Worry, worry, worry, lie, worry, worry, cry, cry, sad.

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.

Where coal comes from Shanxi, coal comes from Xishan.

5. Draw a picture of a lotus monk.

Shu Lin Han tie Lin Han Shu

6. Luna Park in the sky, Luna Park for half a month, half a month.

At the end of this evening, at the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, at the end of each year.

7, ups and downs, self-knowledge, looking everywhere.

Yingying Hua Mosaic Dynasty

8. Xiu Xiu is everywhere.

Rain or shine, always be curious.

9. Think about the past, turn left and turn right.

Sit facing south, eat watermelon skin and throw it to the west.

Liu Tangyansuochi 10

Paozhen tower

1 1, shut down early and let passengers pass the customs later.

It's easier to do it right than to do it right. Sir, please be right first.

12, Nantong, North Tongzhou, North Nantong, North South

East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker and west pawnbroker as things.

13, it was windy and cold, and there was a light snow in front of the first frost house.

Rizhao Dragon Boat Festival Qingming bottomed out Chongyang

14, flying in the north and flying in the south, with wings divided up and down.

Before and after estrus, walk about two times from high to low.

15, full moon in the sky, full moon on the ground.

The night ended and the Ming Dynasty began, year after year, year after year.

16, Christine Christine Christine Christine fan wind

The waterwheel stops running with the waterwheel.

17, a lone boat, two merchants, three, four, five, six sailors, seven or eight sails, ten miles in Jiujiang.

Although Jiuli Lane, No.8765 Shili Road, has been on the old road for four or three years, two days is worth a year.

The poor scholar asked questions step by step, but the girl refused, once and for all, just like pouring beans out of a bamboo tube. It was really "heartless!"