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Chatting with the landlord, I suddenly found that "rich people don't worry about money."
Coincidentally, the landlord finished handing over the house last night, and I just came back to change my sportswear and run. I was chatting with a lovelorn friend downstairs when I came back. The landlord called to ask if I had come home and suggested that I change the refrigerator to a better one. As a result, she walked past me without saying a few words. She asked me, "Why did you come home so late?" I said goodbye to my friend immediately, put my hand on the landlord and said, "Elder sister, I want to enlighten a little sister who is in a bad mood and be her spiritual mentor." Look at my serious face. I can't believe she trusted me and called me teacher. I thought she was joking, but when I came home this afternoon, she mopped the floor and immediately asked me a very professional question, "Miss Huang, my daughter is not confident, is she mentally ill?" I thought she was joking, but the elder sister immediately added, "Are you all good psychological instructors?" I don't know what to say, because I am not calm inside, so I am playing and chatting, hahahaha. ...
I don't know, I don't know, the scene of Versailles. The landlord's daughter, less than 30 years old, is an only child. She is beautiful, short and fat. She doesn't like making friends In her mother's view, she is rebellious, lazy, slovenly and useless ... The bad result of talking so much is that she has a diligent mother who helps her with everything and does everything herself. By the way, both floors are in her name, and the elder sister said it was a dowry. The tenant's rent is enough for her family to eat and drink She said how to make herself diligent, obedient and confident ... give me a cure.
I said elder sister, you said your daughter was ill. In fact, your daughter always thought you were sick. Because of your family background, you always deny her. How can she be confident? Growing up, she never felt a sense of crisis about the economy. Why does she have to live as hard as many bitter people? How nice it is to stay in the comfort zone. Not many people will choose to work hard when they can stay in the comfort zone. After listening, the elder sister said, "The house is her dowry, and she collects the rent. What should I do? How to break it? Her family lives on it. " Then I saw tears in my old mother's eyes. ...
Yes, we always envy those rich people's happy days without money, but we also ignore that they also have problems that are difficult to solve. They are also very helpless. This helplessness is still difficult to understand. Compared with everyone else, it is still a problem that money can't solve. In fact, there is, and that is the heart!
Money can't buy health and happiness. It's really not what the poor say. It's the truth in the world!
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