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Funny birthday greetings for couples

 

1. Humorous birthday greetings for couples

1. When I meet you, my aesthetics becomes dull; when I hold your hand, I will no longer be lonely and date me. ; Hug you, the cold is no longer ambiguous to me; Kiss you, happiness begins to show love to me. Baby, life is beautiful with you. Happy birthday my dear.

2. I let joy stir the cream, baked dough with happiness, and decorated the cake with joy. I lit the candles excitedly and happily presented the cake to you, the only one in the world: Happy birthday, my dear!

3. Pick a beautiful flower, pick a bouquet of fiery maple leaves, put it in an envelope of longing, and send it to you in the distance! On this most beautiful day of the year, I sincerely say to you: Happy birthday!

4. Dreams will fade and flowers will wither, but what you once had will stay with you forever. From the blooming orchid petals, I write my endless thoughts and blessings for you and wish you a happy birthday!

5. I have traveled through thousands of rivers and mountains, and I have made thousands of turns. The road has been bumpy and tortuous, and I have experienced ups and downs in life. I have understood the true meaning of life. My father's love is as thick as a mountain. I still love you as before. I wish you a happy birthday!

6. The young years have passed, the years experienced have become wasted, the years of housekeeping are life, and the years of hard work have been grinded by vicissitudes. Today is your birthday. I wish my mother happiness and good health!

7. Wrap gifts with happiness, make cakes with sweetness, mix red wine with romance, and light candles with happiness. My dear, today is your birthday. May every heartbeat of mine turn into a shooting star and make yours happy. All wishes come true.

8. Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. When I wake up, I am surprised that it is not a dream, and the wrinkles between my eyebrows are heavy. On your birthday, I only hope that you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday !

9. The text message is unfolded and the gift is opened. Sending you the most sincere birthday wishes. The first gift to you is health, I wish you a lively life every day; the second gift is happiness, I wish you happiness day and night!

10. You are the book I can’t tire of reading, and you are the scenery I can’t get enough of! My dear, on the occasion of your birthday, I would like to send you my most thoughtful wishes. As long as I am here, you will never be sad! Happy birthday!

11. Today is special to me every year. It’s my baby’s birthday. How dare I forget it? Text messages take the lead, expressing my feelings. Surprises come one after another. I’m just happy for you. I wish my baby a beautiful life. All the time.

12. I send you an apple, wishing you peace all the time; I send you an orange, wishing you a prosperous life; I send you a text message, wishing you a happy birthday. My request is very simple, that is, I hope You can be safe and happy!

13. A simple sentence, a blessing, sent to you who is far away from home. Although we don’t keep in touch often, we never forget. Happy birthday to you, and may you be in a good mood every day!

14. I don’t have a luxurious house, no expensive car, no expensive gifts, no romantic poems, I only have gentle blessings, baby, I wish you a happy birthday and be beautiful forever!

 

2. Humorous birthday greetings for couples

1. It is said that shooting stars can respond to requests. If possible, I would wait under the night sky until a star is caught by me. I was so moved that I crossed the starry sky with my blessings and landed on your pillow. Happy birthday!

2. Although time flies, my love for you has not diminished; although the seasons have changed, you are still my forever. Happy birthday to my dear wife, thank you for your silent and unrepentant efforts. I hope my eternal love can bring you eternal smile.

3. The red beans are all sprouting in my house. There are a few branches in spring, and the branches are growing for you. I hope you can pick more and take as many as you want. No need to say what you think, love belongs to it! Happy birthday, beauty!

4. On a quiet night, with dim candlelight, listening to soft music, and sipping rich wine, let me accompany you through an unforgettable birthday.

5. I’ll be by your side every day. I don’t have to miss you bitterly, and I don’t have to fall in love with you sourly. I just need to love you sweetly! Happy birthday to you, my baby!

6. Please give your phone to the one you love to see: May the sun and moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings be the source of your happiness.

7. I wish you a happy birthday. Good things will chase you. Your supervisor will pay attention to you. Diseases will avoid you. Your lover will love you deeply. Pain will stay away from you. Happiness will follow you. Everything will go your way!

8. For the meaning you have in my life every day, for the happiness you bring me, for our mutual love and beautiful memories, and for my unchanging admiration for you, I wish you Have the best birthday in the world!

9. Youthful sunshine and laughter. For this day that belongs to you, dance to the beat of joy. I wish you a happy birthday and eternal youth!

10. The past is a road with countless staggering steps, and the future is a dream that carries us to the distant sky. This is a new beginning. From here on, you will do better!

11. I wish you a happy birthday today. The God of Wealth will chase you every day, the principal will pay attention to you every day, illness will avoid you all your life, happiness will always be with you, and everything will always go your way!

3. Humorous birthday greetings for couples

1. In the morning, may my blessings flow in your eyes like a ray of bright sunshine; at night, may my blessings flow in your eyes , is a ray of bright moonlight, rippling in your heart! Happy birthday!

2. Missing you has become a permanent dream, your charming smile in every dream. Today is your birthday. I am willing to make a sweet cake and send you sweet blessings. I am willing to make soft candlelight and send you deep blessings: Happy birthday!

3. My love for you is growing day by day. You are my favorite person in this world. I wish you a happy birthday and happy every day!

4. The tree of youth becomes greener as it grows; the flower of life becomes more beautiful as it blooms. On your birthday, please accept my deepest blessings to you: May you be filled with green imagination. , golden dream, happy birthday!

5. Today is your birthday, a day I will never forget. May God bless you with peace, health, and happiness throughout your life! my sweetheart.

6. Once a year, life and cycle meet on a narrow road. I rush thousands of miles full of blessings and talk to the shooting stars along the way. May your arms be filled with gifts, your ears be filled with blessings, and your heart be filled with warmth. , have the coolest birthday!

7. The sun gildes you with maturity, the moonlight adds your charm. When your birthday comes, blessings become the source of your happiness... I wish you a happy life.

8. Things change and time passes, and they will not stop for us. Only the love between you and me will always be hidden in the depths of my heart. I wish you a happy birthday!

9. Today is your birthday , my love, thank you for your hard work, thank you for your care, understanding and support.

Giving you all my love!

10. In the dictionary of time, I explain that happiness is smile; I search for happiness in Baidu of stories, which is health; today is your birthday, I wish you always smile and stay healthy, my dear, birthday hapiness.

11. I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they can be transferred, I am willing to give you my share - happy birthday to you

< p> 12. This love is buried deep in my heart and has been surging for a whole century. It is not until the day of reunion that it surges into a bright and burning passion. Happy birthday!

13. You Use beautiful annual rings to compile a calendar that exudes the fragrance of ink. Every year, I will wish your birthday with affectionate thoughts on this day of the calendar!

14. I wish you a happy birthday every day, forever. May you all be happy, have a good relationship, good health, and a good career in the new year, and be better to your friends!

15. "You are the cutest", I said it before I had time to think about it, but I thought about it Finally, I still said this, happy birthday!