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How to evaluate Wendi Deng?

Yesterday, Wendi Deng dragged Bertold Zahoran, a 2 1 year-old Spanish male model, to show her love on the beach, which refreshed the three views of the empty nesters after 1990s. Sister papers have said that they lost to Aunt Deng, and the cracks in the wall made her publish a book to teach you the secrets of the Han Dynasty. It is said that she published a book, affirming that the world's third principal's office is not buying, but robbing.

Wendi Deng is undoubtedly one of the most legendary women in this century. From the age of 80 to the age of 20, politicians from all over the world are also the object of her scandal. Before England, Blair was the first person to see how happy Aunt Deng was in front of her lover. It is different to have love to moisten her.

A while ago, I also had an affair with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Later, both sides denied it, but this is not the treatment that ordinary women can get in touch with Russia's first male god.

Although the whole world despises her for doing whatever it takes, she can successfully catch a man without her own efforts. The mistress in the world is much more beautiful than her, but not as attractive as her. Wendi Deng is not a beauty in the traditional sense, and even many media call her an ugly girl. Feng shui master said that she has high cheekbones and looks like her husband.

But these mean comments are nothing to her. Deng graduated from Yale Business School with a master's degree in business administration. As a junior with such a high IQ, I'm afraid Sister Deng is the second in the world, and no one dares to be the first. What's more amazing is that she turns positive every time.

Bruce Dover, former director of Murdoch's Asian business development, wrote a book "Murdoch's Adventures in China", which mentioned Murdoch's initial impression, from which we can get a glimpse of Deng's works:

First of all, Wendi Deng works very hard, and she will try her best to finish the work assigned to her, even if she doesn't eat or sleep. (Little Three doesn't work hard, let alone become a full member)

Second, Deng Wendi, who is eager to learn, has a strong thirst for knowledge and absorbs knowledge like a sponge. She will ask a lot of questions and apologize after asking, "I'm sorry I asked too many questions." Learning is the source of preservation.

Third, the brave Wendi Deng is very straightforward. She dares to say what others dare not say and ask questions that others dare not ask. Dare to do what others dare not do and pick up men who others dare not pick up.

Fourth, the mysterious Wendi Deng sometimes acts inexplicably and inserts comments totally irrelevant to the topic in the discussion. A woman who keeps a mystery will fascinate men. )

In an interview with new york Vanity Fair after her divorce from Murdoch, she said, "Life is always full of twists and turns, but at the same time, I also have many opportunities. I am very lucky in my life. I got a scholarship from Yale University and have the best work experience. I am full of gratitude for such an interesting life. How many girls in China can have such an opportunity? " This full life winner's attitude and self-confidence is the only big vision for a strange girl.

You know, she started from scratch. By marrying Jake Cherry, an American man who sponsored her study (of course, the old man's family was also divided), she got an American green card all the way and knocked on the door of Yale. Wendi Deng has never been shy about this. She also admitted to the media that if I care about other people's eyes every day, how tired I will be, so I chose to ignore him.

From Deng Wendi's circle of friends, we can see that she has strong social skills. Others are housewives at home when they are in the third position. She won't! Investment, work and social interaction are all flourishing, and friends who come out of the platform casually are world celebrities.

Anna wintour, editor-in-chief of American edition of Vogue magazine? Cao Qifeng and Deng Wendi, financial supporters of the fashion brand Mike Goldstein, even own Abramovich's yacht. Abramovich is the owner of Chelsea Football Club in Premier League, and Russian oligarchs even spent more than 100 million RMB to walk their dogs. Ivanka Trump, the daughter of the new American president, and Derek Blasberg, editor-in-chief of Harper's Bazaar, are also friends of Wendi Deng. Nicole, a cold beauty, naturally likes to make friends. In an interview with Vogue, she said that she was Deng Wendi's best friend.

It is her indomitable character that fascinates many men. After her divorce from Murdoch, she didn't get much property, such as the three-story penthouse on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan and the quadrangle on the east side of the Forbidden City in Beijing.

However, with Deng's skill, after 14 married Lao Mo, the whole few hundred small coffers were spent in a few lives. Lao Mo has been married four times, and the whole world is waiting to see her jokes. She immediately demonstrated with her new boyfriend.

This handsome boy, 30-year-old Charlie Siem, studied at the famous Eton College in Britain. Now he is a top violinist in Britain, the youngest university professor in Britain and a well-known model. What is even more surprising is that he is a standard rich second generation, his father is a billionaire and his sister is a cellist. Sisters, are your hearts broken?

Deng Wendi's eyes, I don't want the poor old lady. Not long after, when a group of melon-eating netizens were taking stock of their 20 16 failures, Aunt Deng came out again and gave us 10,000 crits. This small fresh meat is fresher and more explosive than last time. The difference between them is 27 years old, so being a mother is more than enough!

Foreign media directly called him Deng Wendi's little boy. The Japanese drama "Love of the Sage" is at the kindergarten level in Aunt Deng, and the rich, the prime minister, musicians and supermodels all sleep once.

No matter what the world says, Wendi Deng has made her life a legend. On the last day of 2065438+2006, I took a look at Aunt Deng's splendid library. Actually, Guinness can give her an award. We have reason to believe that this is only the beginning, and the legend of Wendi Deng continues. ......