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Cold joke puzzle encyclopedia (title+process+answer is said by Conan's famous detective Agasa Hiroshi)
Presenter: Moritani Diji (the murderer in this case). A topic at my own garden party
Q: What are the computer passwords of the following three companies?
Tian Li Hill (Type A), birthday: Showa 3 1 year1October;
Fly to Zuozhu (type B), birthday: June 32, Showa;
The second excavation (type O), birthday: 65438+ Showa 33 years1October.
Answer: Momotaro, Conan solved it.
Topic analysis: Showa 3 1 Yes, Showa 32 is unitary, Showa 33 is Xu. Shen: You, and さる = monkey; とり = bird; ぃぬ = dog. Monkeys, birds and dogs are all Momotaro's minions ... so ... ... ……OTZ.
OTZ, I didn't know until I saw this that there is also a saying from heavenly stems and earthly branches in Japan. ...
I didn't expect this to be the beginning of a cold topic frenzy. ...
M2—— the first 14 target.
Moderator: Hirohiko
Q: Three children born on New Year's Day, April Fool's Day and Boys' Day organized a meeting together. What is that? Hint is an animal that can fly in the sky.
Answer: Reindeer, solved by Conan.
Topic analysis: New Year's Day is 1, April Fool's Day is 1, and Boys' Day is May 5. It adds up to 65438+10.7, so it is the 17 th congress. Pronunciation of the 17th National Congress: となかぃ = reindeer.
M3-Magician at the End of the Century
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
Q: I have many grandchildren. How old are they?
Answer: 0 years old, solved by Xiao Ai.
Topic analysis: I (ヮシ) =わし = vulture; Many grandchildren = many grandchildren = たまご = eggs; Vulture's egg, so it is 0 years old.
M4-the assassin in the pupil
Questioner: juvenile detective team
Q: We asked Kyung-won what kind of person do you think Conan is? She said to the moon, it is not summer. Where's Ashala?
1, Zan Conan
2, belittle Conan
Answer: 2, it was solved by Conan.
Topic analysis: The summer moon appears in June, July and August, 6 = ロク, 7 = ナ, 8 = ヤツ. So it is not summer =なつじゃなぃ. ...
M5- countdown to heaven
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
Q: Eighty-eight years old is called Mi Shou, so why is it called forty-four? The prompt consists of one Chinese character and three katakana characters.
A: Half a bowl of rice (half a bowl) was solved by the doctor himself. (Conan knows, but it's too cold to say it. )
Analysis: Eighty-eight is rice, and the English word for rice is rice = ライス. Forty-four is half of eighty-eight, so it is "ラィス". Half of it has three bowls of rice that are sunrises, and so on ..............................................................
M6-The Ghost of Baker Street
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
Q: Mr. A is an employee of コクーソ. He is addicted to playing コクーソ at work. What should the boss do when he sees this situation?
1 was commended for finally getting through the game.
Fired him for playing games at work.
Let him go on sleeping because he sleeps soundly in the cocoon.
Answer: 2, it was solved by Conan.
Topic analysis:
"コクーソ" is a cocoon (the main clue in the game M6), which is a cocoon. Silkworm = かぃこ = dismissal
This is the simplest question of all. ...
M7-the crossroads of the maze
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
Q: Huaqing has a first love named Wonai, but this girl is going to marry someone else. What will happen if Chemical Industry Green finds out?
1, angry
2. Happy
weep
Answer: 3. It was solved by Xiao Ai.
Topic analysis: Werner married the groom; The groom and vortex nai = むこ and ぅずね =むこぅずね =むこすすね = the front of the calf.
Little knowledge "Hua Qing's pain" means that even a person who is so good at Hua Qing will cry when he is kicked, which means the front side of his calf. ※. (Hirohiko)
M8- The Magician of Blade
Questioner: A quick battle disguised as Shinichi.
Q: On Napoleon's land, I heard that two Japanese people built houses. Which two people are the following?
1, Dongye (ふゆの)
2. Furano (ふるの)
3. Shenye (ふかの)
Answer:1&; 2. It was solved by Conan.
Topic analysis: Napoleon's famous saying: there is no such word as impossible in my dictionary. Land is also called land. Dictionary = dictionary = じしょ = place. No = ふ; Maybe = かのぅ; Impossible = ふかの = Shentian. So, the above sentence became the words "I have no deep fields".
M9- Plot on the Horizontal Line
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
Q: During this boat trip, Mrs. Yuan went to the clinic for treatment. What happened to Mrs. Yuan?
1, eat too much, eat bad belly.
I fell down and sprained my foot.
3, too much sunshine, heatstroke
Answer: 2, solved by Bumei.
Topic analysis: Because my foot is twisted, I have to stick a wet cloth. Wet cloth = しっぷ = boat = boat
M 10- detective's soul song
Questioner: Xiaolan
Q: Everyone wants to ride the Super Snake once, so who is the best fit for this amusement facility in the juvenile detective group?
A: Yuan Tai was solved by Xiao Ai.
Topic analysis: Super snake = Super snake = Super ヘビ = Super heavy, so the answer is the heaviest Yuan Tai.
Xiaolan, the first question is so cold ~
M 1 1- blue coffin
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
There is a fish kingdom in the marine monument. The last king was exposed for bad things, and Kun became the next king. So, who was the last king?
1. squid
2. Octopus
3. Crab
Answer: 1, Conan who helped Yuan Tai cheat solved it.
Topic analysis: Your Majesty can be divided into two parts: the king and your Majesty. If it is squid, it can be divided into squid and your majesty. In Japanese, reading together means "cheating". In other words, cheating is a bad thing, so squid is your majesty.
M 12- Trembling music
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
An opera singer had a sore throat and was waiting for an operation, but he recovered after taking an old man's pill before the operation. So who is this opera singer?
1. soprano
2. mezzo-soprano
3.contralto
4. Bass
Answer: 1, it was solved by Akiba Reiko (of course, Conan also solved it, so I didn't have time to say it. )
Topic analysis: opera removes ope, pills are small round drugs, grandpa's pills are grandpa's small round drugs, and then they are combined with the previous ones. ...
It's a soprano.
M 13- dark tracker
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
It rained on Tanabata this year, so I can't see the Weaver Cowherd on this day. I decided to find a day with my lover, referred to as "the day with my lover". Which day did Cowherd choose?
New Year's Day 1, 1+0.
2. Around February 2nd.
3. Peach Blossom Festival on March 3rd.
4. Dragon Boat Festival on May 5th.
Answer: Hirohiko answered Conan's answer.
"Date of love * * *" = date of love * * * = date of son's confession. Disassemble the Chinese characters of "the date of son's confession" and "the date of son's confession" (and * * *), just like "the date of love and * * * *". Therefore, there is the abbreviation of "Jack shall have Jill * * Day".
M 14- shipwreck in the sky
Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi
Bumei, Yuantai and Hirohiko are all good children. Which one has nothing to do with flying boats?
1 .bumei 2. Yuantai 3. Yan Guang 4. This is very important.
The answer is: 4. It will be solved by Suzuki Jirokichi.
Because they are all good children, they are "wrong" (no bad behavior)-> Flying boat (ひこぅせん) can be summarized as flying boat, so all this is very important.
M 15- 15 minutes of silence
1. Presenter: Agasa Hiroshi.
What kind of menu is the best for the dining car at the powder snow venue?
1: Baked sweet potato 2: Japanese baked rice cake
3: cuttlefish burning
4: Octopus Burning
Answer: 4, solved by Bumei.
Topic analysis: Octopus burns audio-visual powder snow, but octopus burns only powder.
(This should be the simplest. )
2. Speaker: Ai Haiyuan
What is the best menu in Agasa Hiroshi?
1: baked sweet potato
2. Japanese baked rice cakes
3: cuttlefish burning
4: Octopus Burning
5: None of the above!
Answer: 5. Haiyuan Ai himself announced the answer.
Topic analysis: Agasa Hiroshi is very fat, which are the root causes of obesity.
Conan: It's not a riddle at all, is it? =)
M 16- 1 1 forward
Agasa Hiroshi's cold mystery is coming again. This time, he put forward a riddle in the children's football classroom, and the difficulty was slightly improved.
Question: It is said that the car doors of football players are tightly closed when driving. This is related to a football term. Which football term is it related to?
A. offside
B. handball
C. corner kick
D. yellowcard
Answer: B. Handball
Analysis: "Door closed" means there is no handball state, and "handball" is homophonic with "handball forbidden".
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