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Beibei-a soldier of an armored regiment, private (southern dialect)
Xiu Xiu-Hao Bing's wife (Shaanxi dialect)
[Scene: From time to time, there came the whistle of the train and the voice of the station announcer informing the passengers to enter the station: "Ladies and gentlemen, the 5 14 train from Zhengzhou to Urumqi has entered the station. This train stops at this station for 20 minutes. Passengers who have already bought tickets, quickly check in and get on the bus ... "
There is a bench for passengers to rest in the middle of the stage.
[Hao Bing and Beibei run anxiously and look around.
Hao: Where are you?
Bei: Where is he?
Hao: Xiu Xiu-
Bei: sister-in-law-
Hao: Xiu Xiu-
Bei: sister-in-law-
Hao: sister-in-law-
Bei: Xiu Xiu-
Hao: Didn't you suffocate? What are you yelling about?
Bei: Oh, monitor, my sister-in-law is pounding the car in Jiuquan. It's only been 20 minutes and the train is late again. There is no sign of anyone now. You're in no hurry, are you?
Hao: I ... I'm in no hurry! I'm in no hurry! I used to calculate the time very accurately, but I did it this time. If I send your sister-in-law away, I won't catch the bus back.
Bei: Then we can start our next trip.
Hao: Oh, that train runs every half hour. When you take the next bus, it must be a super holiday? Beibei, when you see your sister-in-law, be sure to remind me of the time. Don't go on holiday.
Bei: I know, monitor. You are a good soldier.
Hao: Stop sticking ... How can you find so many people?
Bei: Monitor, come on, give me a hug.
Hao: Oh, what time is it? Are you still doing this?
Bei: Oh, you always say that the camels in the flock see far.
Hao: Right, right, right. (Hao hugs Bay's neck)
Bei: monitor, this way ... no, it's still the same. ....
Hao: Did you see it?
Bei: Monitor, I have never met my sister-in-law!
Hao: Hey, why are you so sticky?
Bei: Yes, yes.
Hao: What do you see?
Bei: I see the bench!
Hao: What chair are you looking at?
Bei: Monitor, which bench did you make an appointment with your sister-in-law?
Hao: The fifth one.
Bei: monitor, we seem to be the seventh now.
Hao: What? There are two more? (Hao drops Beibei) Beibei, you wait here, and I'll look for it in front. Xiu Xiu-
[Hao Bing hurried down.
Bei: Hey-it's too late. I have never even met my sister-in-law. How can I find her? That's right.
[North found a piece of cardboard, wrote the word "Xiu Xiu" on it, and then found someone on the platform.
Bei: Pick up my sister-in-law. .......
[Xiu walks up from the other side with her bag on her back, looking at the sign in her hand behind Beibei.
Xiu: Comrade, are you here to pick up your sister-in-law?
Bei: You must have come to pick up my sister-in-law. If I find this monkey, I will go to the zoo.
Xiu: You are so interesting.
Bei: And you are? ......
Xiu Xiu: (excitedly) Oh, I am the Xiu Xiu you want to see!
Bei: sister-in-law I can find your ... monitor.-I found it!
[Hao Bing roller skating.
Hao: Oh, my God, Xiu Xiu, I found you.
Xiu: (angrily) Hey, where's my monitor? The train will leave in seven or eight minutes. You knew you were coming.
Hao: I know. How could I not know? Listen to me. ...
Xiu: What's there to say? We haven't seen each other for a year. Finally, there is a business opportunity passing by here. I parked a car here specially in order to at least see you, but what about you?
Bei: Sister-in-law, you can't blame our monitor. ...
Xiu: Who can blame you if you don't blame him?
Bei: blame me. I ... don't! Blame him.
Hao: Xiu Xiu, listen to me. The bus we took when we first arrived was near the station.
Yes, but it must be broken.
Bei: Sister-in-law, you don't know. The monitor brought me here.
Xiu: Really?
Hao: As soon as I arrived at the station, I asked, your train was late, and I was worried to death.
Xiu: Why are you so sticky?
Bei: Oh, monitor, you are as sticky as me.
Hao: What can I do for you? Xiu Xiu, sit down. Seven or eight minutes. We can talk for a while. Xiu Xiu, how are our parents?
Xiu: I'm fine.
Hao: How are your parents?
Xiu: I'm fine.
Hao: That big wolf dog in that room. ...
Xiu: Oh, don't you know how to ask me?
Hao: I thought you were all right.
[Wang Xiu When two people are talking, Beibei secretly stands behind them. The monitor grabbed Beibei's hand by mistake.
Hao: Yo, my hands are getting thicker and thicker.
B: Time.
[Hao Bing and Xiu Xiu got a fright.
Hao: Let's talk about the time. Why are you like a ghost? Can you scare people?
Xiu: Hao Bing, my parents asked me to tell you that you can work in the army with peace of mind, and everything is fine at home, so don't worry.
Hao: Well, Xiu Xiu, aren't you angry?
Xiu: I'm lazy and angry with you. Anyway, I finally met you. You can see me off at the station, so can I.
Satisfied.
[Bei hints that time is running out.
B: Time. ....
Hao: Well, I know, Xiu Xiu. ...
Xiu: What's the matter?
Hao: I ...
B: Time.
Hao: I know, Xiu Xiu. ...
Xiu: What's the matter?
Hao: I ...
B: Time.
Hao: Oh, I see! Xiu Xiu, I, I may not be able to see you off today.
Xiu: Huh? Why?
Bei: Sister-in-law, we were given an hour's leave when we arrived, and the train was delayed when we arrived at the railway station. ...
Hao: If I send you away and then go back, it must be super fake.
Xiu: What do you mean?
Hao: I ... Xiu Xiu, we have met, and we have said everything. If not, I'll go back first? Beibei, go
Bei: Hi, monitor, why did you just leave? What did you say about your sister-in-law just now?
Hao: Cut the crap and go!
Xiu: Hao Bing! You stop! (Suddenly rushed to the front of Hao Bing, slapping on Hao Bing) You heartless, people came to see you specially, and you finally saw it. You couldn't stay for five minutes and left. Well, you left! You go!
[Xiu Xiu pushing Hao Bing hard.
Hao: Oh, I'll go then.
Xiu: I'll drag you and see how you go!
Hao: Xiu Xiu! The army is disciplined, and you are not ignorant. Why are you unreasonable? !
Bei: Monitor, don't be angry.
Xiu: What? I'm unreasonable?
Bei: Sister-in-law, don't be angry either. ....
The monitor and Xiu Xiu quarreled.
Bei: Stop it!
Hao Hexiu: It's none of your business!
Xiu: Hao Bing, if you hadn't crushed me with discipline, I wouldn't believe that the discipline of the army has no human feelings at all. When we got married, the wedding date was postponed three times. Every time you say you have a task and are busy, what do I say? You've been married for almost two years, and you haven't stayed at home for twenty days. what did i say? When have I ever delayed your work? You haven't been home for over a year. I miss you. I came to see you, and it didn't affect your work. Just let you stay with me for a few more minutes and put me in the car. Stay a few more minutes. Hao Bing, am I asking too much? You talk, you talk!
[Hao Bing silently endure, less, Xiu Xiu sobbed silently.
Hao: Xiu Xiu, I know it's all my fault, and I want to spend some time with you. I am a person, I miss my home, and I miss you ... I seldom go back to the army once a year, and I have to worry about it both inside and outside. I am a big man, and I feel uncomfortable. ...
Bei: Sister-in-law, during your first few nights here, the monitor read the letter you wrote to him over and over again. After reading it, he secretly cried under the covers. He didn't even dare to cry loudly for fear of affecting our mood. Several times, the monitor called your name in his dream and said he was sorry!
Hao: Xiu Xiu, do you remember? When we got married, you told me that you secretly loved me as a soldier, because soldiers were sincere and disciplined, and you asked me to stay in the army.
Fuck, being a soldier is to be a good soldier ... really, I always think it is my blessing to marry a good daughter-in-law like you. Xiu Xiu, military discipline is above everything else. If I have to do it for myself,
Be immersed in love, regardless of discipline, I am still a sincere person and a good soldier!
Bei: Monitor, just give it to my sister-in-law. Even if I go back and get criticized, I will carry it alone!
Hao: Beibei! Remember, we are all soldiers, and no one can afford the word discipline. ......
Bei: Monitor!
Hao: Sorry, Xiu Xiu. Take care. (To be continued)
Xiu: Hao Bing ... Don't worry, I'm at home. Again, you must be an excellent soldier.
Soldier, huh?
Hao: Hmm.
Xiu: Since you can't drive me, let me drive you. .......
Hao: Xiu Xiu, I ... Let's go!
[The monitor and Beibei run down.
Xiu: Hao Bing-
【 Music, red fixed-point light, Xiu Xiu attached wave.
[End.
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