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Summary of Chongqing dialect two-part allegorical sayings

Chongqing dialect is famous for its sharpness, enthusiasm and connotation, and naturally there are many overbearing two-part allegorical sayings. With the popularization of Putonghua, Chongqing dialect has gradually lost its local flavor, and many young people can't understand those words. The following is a two-part allegorical saying in Chongqing dialect that I carefully arranged for you. Welcome to read the reference!

primary

1. Playing erhu in Fengdu-bullshit.

2. the mouse drills the bellows-both ends get angry.

3. Blind people wear glasses-extra circles.

4. Old women drink porridge-* * * (teeth) are dirty.

5. Stir-fry two pieces of meat with two pounds of peppers-disgusting.

middle (level)

1. Old cucumber painted with green paint-act young

2. flagpole of teaching field dam-bachelor.

I don't put paper tape into the company-I can't relax (wipe)

The panda in the zoo is a fucking national treasure.

The dwarf crossed the river-he was worried.

elder

1. Dumb people eat glutinous rice balls-they know what it is.

Cats scratch Baba-they can't open their paws.

3. The tail of a dead fish-don't throw it away

4. the night pearl LUI goes to the salt pot-it's too valuable and salty.

5. Wang Erniang's foot-binding cloth-long and smelly

final stage

1. yellow mud rolls the crotch-it's shit and shit, not shit and shit (equivalent to quarreling very hard)

2. Yueba is playing with machetes-cutting (obviously)

3. Dancing under the pepper-I'm numb.

4. Wipe the chaff shell * * *-pour a lump.

The duck will grow into a skull-it will take several days.

Strength challenge

1. Dayanggou crucian carp-more dead and less alive

2. Crawling on the Moscan-not far from death (shit)

3. light the candle in your crotch-Sao (burning) stick

4. The dog took the motorcycle away-unscientific

5. Midwives wear glasses-see if your doll will come out.

6. Old pumpkins make cigarette cases-hang them.

7. Sailing in the upper reaches of the river dam-dry jump

8. Elephants in Ethiopia-Beaten (Beaten) (Elephant)

9. The tortoise got wet.

10. Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly.