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Summary of Chongqing dialect two-part allegorical sayings
primary
1. Playing erhu in Fengdu-bullshit.
2. the mouse drills the bellows-both ends get angry.
3. Blind people wear glasses-extra circles.
4. Old women drink porridge-* * * (teeth) are dirty.
5. Stir-fry two pieces of meat with two pounds of peppers-disgusting.
middle (level)
1. Old cucumber painted with green paint-act young
2. flagpole of teaching field dam-bachelor.
I don't put paper tape into the company-I can't relax (wipe)
The panda in the zoo is a fucking national treasure.
The dwarf crossed the river-he was worried.
elder
1. Dumb people eat glutinous rice balls-they know what it is.
Cats scratch Baba-they can't open their paws.
3. The tail of a dead fish-don't throw it away
4. the night pearl LUI goes to the salt pot-it's too valuable and salty.
5. Wang Erniang's foot-binding cloth-long and smelly
final stage
1. yellow mud rolls the crotch-it's shit and shit, not shit and shit (equivalent to quarreling very hard)
2. Yueba is playing with machetes-cutting (obviously)
3. Dancing under the pepper-I'm numb.
4. Wipe the chaff shell * * *-pour a lump.
The duck will grow into a skull-it will take several days.
Strength challenge
1. Dayanggou crucian carp-more dead and less alive
2. Crawling on the Moscan-not far from death (shit)
3. light the candle in your crotch-Sao (burning) stick
4. The dog took the motorcycle away-unscientific
5. Midwives wear glasses-see if your doll will come out.
6. Old pumpkins make cigarette cases-hang them.
7. Sailing in the upper reaches of the river dam-dry jump
8. Elephants in Ethiopia-Beaten (Beaten) (Elephant)
9. The tortoise got wet.
10. Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly.
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