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DNF joked about roaming
Ammunition expert said: people call me little bullet, which is nice!
The gunner said: people call me Xiao Qiang, which is also very nice!
The mechanic said: You talk, I'll go first. ...
In other words, Kelly is a group of young roaming masters. Kelly has told them many times not to learn from those old roaming smokers. They just won't listen. I have no choice but to let them talk one by one. Kelly asked the first little rambler, alas, son, do you smoke? Xiao Roaming said that we don't smoke, and we don't smoke at all. Kelly said that since we don't smoke, let's eat French fries! Small roaming naturally put out two little fingers to pick it up. Kelly said she wasn't worried, and Xiao Roaming said we weren't worried about cigarettes. We are lonely. Kelly gave him a good beating. The first little roaming ran back crying like this. The second little rambler saw that the first little rambler was so embarrassed that he calmly took the French fries from Kelly. Kelly said, hey, aren't you going to stick some ketchup? After shopping for a while, I went to paste ketchup. If it was too sticky, I skillfully felt with my fingers. Kelly went on to say, hey, is that boy's posture of detecting soot very skilled? The third gossip has examples of the first two people, so I sweated French fries carefully. Just about to run away, Kelly suddenly said, don't you bring a root to your good friend's small ammunition? The third little rambler took the French fries and naturally grabbed them behind his ears. The fourth little rambler gingerly took Kelly's chips and put them in his coat pocket. Kelly suddenly shouted: Your father is looking for you with a stick in the Internet cafe! Xiaoxiao quickly took the French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. Kelly also gave him a French fries when it was his turn to roam for the fifth time. As soon as she got the French fries on the fifth roaming, Kelly said she wouldn't invite me to dinner? The fifth little rambler quickly handed the French fries with both hands and took out his lighter. 3 note: what do you think of miss's recent paintings?
Mechanical: I want to say ... or not. ......
Cannon: Then I won't say anything. I have to repair my gun. Sorry, I have to go first. .....
Ammunition: I think it is urgent to study the hit bullet. I'm sorry I have to study it, but I have to go first.
Note: Oh, why are you leaving? Oh, by the way, that homeless handsome boy, by the way, is you, cool cowboy handsome boy. You haven't said anything, don't go!
Roaming: I'm in a hurry .....
Attention: say something!
Roaming (pulling off his hat): Don't pull me, let go!
Note: just say a word before you leave, it won't take up too much time! Wow, I didn't realize just now that you have become a gun god! Handsome gun god, please talk about your feelings!
Gun God (furious): Shit, what gun god! 10 guns are all 6 guns. Miss, return the gun god. Who told me I was a gun god? I am in a hurry with him! Shit, miss, you're a fucking gun god, and your whole fucking family is a gun god! My exorcism left less than 1/5 blood in pk field, and there was a trace of fierce fighting on the opposite side. All I need is an empty seal. He just needs an angry outburst. ...
Unfortunately, when I hit the young lady in the air, he succeeded in knocking me down in a rage. When I stood up and saw the raging anger under my feet, I felt the tiger attack (I wish I could get out of this fire)
I have caught the clothes, and suddenly the clothes look like oil-the system referee missed again. ...
A powerful anger rushed me into the sky, and I saw an evil face from the corner of my eye. However, the face suddenly changed expression and became incredible. I realized that a series of thoughts passed by my slippery sleeve. ...
It's my turn to laugh, because the game is over in less than five seconds. Even if I can't kill you, you can't beat me.
But people are not as good as twisted vines. My screen suddenly froze, and then the whole DNF interface disappeared. ...
I dropped it! Sharan was very angry and gave XX a good beating. Later, he said shyly, "To tell the truth ... I'd rather have a daughter ..."
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