Tanabata funny talk about short sentences hilarious.

1, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day, I'm here to pay tribute to everyone's early years.

Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking 7-up.

3. History is always strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year and single on Tanabata this year.

4. It's almost Tanabata. If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

5. Today is Tanabata. Those who like me haven't confessed to me yet. They are really calm and steady people.

6. Don't ask me out on Tanabata. I want to play at home for a day, even watching, tapping my fingers and destroying a pair.

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1. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? The kind that sits and eats without talking. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can also take pictures and retouch your pictures.

2, this year's Tanabata does not accept gifts, gifts only accept boyfriends.

I'm going to see my parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.

4, Tanabata gift list or something can be hung, just remember not to hang the object, in case it is heavy, it is not good for anyone.

5. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

6. Why is it Tanabata again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be alone. Why is it so difficult!

7. My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.