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How many handsome men are there in the history of China? What do you do?

0 1. Fruit throwing cart-Pan An

In terms of popularity, Pan An is definitely the "chief handsome boy" in the history of China. A native of Henan Province in the Western Jin Dynasty, posthumous title Tan female. In some literary works, Tan Nu or Tan Lang are often used as synonyms for handsome lovers.

How handsome is Pan An? There is no photo of that dynasty, but there is an allusion of "throwing fruit for profit" that makes us daydream infinitely. It is said that Pan An liked to take a bus outside Luoyang when he was young. Young women in Luoyang will be heartbroken when they see him. Her eyes gave him a handful of spinach in autumn, and she even followed his car with ecstasy. Some people can't help throwing fruit at Pan Shuai to attract attention, so Pan An always comes home with a full load. Later, in order to avoid frequent traffic jams, Pan An was afraid to go out.

Pan An is not only handsome, but also writes handsome articles. He is a veritable idol+strength school. Pan An showed his talent at an early age and was called a "child prodigy" in the village. Pan An's style of writing is gorgeous, but he does not lose his carving. He is especially good at writing beautiful and sad articles. He is a handsome male writer with a very melancholy temperament, which is also a necessary skill for a bunch of anthomaniac fans at present.

Pan An is still a good man, infatuated with his first wife, Yang. After Yang's death, Pan An's three mourning poems were sincere, which were the earliest famous mourning poems in China, and only Su Dongpo's Ten Years of Life and Death could be compared with them in later generations. Alas, with such a husband, what can a woman ask for?

Pan An's life ended in a tragic way, even though he was jealous of that handsome guy.

Pan An, obsessed with fame and fortune, is not proud of his official career. When he was in his twenties, he was admired by Emperor Sima Yan of the Jin Dynasty, but he was driven out of the capital by a group of jealous ministers. Later, his career went up and down, and this handsome young man, who used to be proud of him, was already gray at his temples. At this time, Uncle Pan learned to be a snob and became the most diligent pen in the exclusive Jia consorts group, until he imitated the handwriting of the prince and forged a notorious anti-book.

Throughout his life, Pan An was beautiful, talented and dedicated. Unfortunately, he lost his life because of fame and fortune, and finally the two places separated. Alas! Those girls in Luoyang must have been mothers. Are there two lines of tears in the enthusiasm of lush years?

02. Romantic genius Song Yu

"Compared with Pan An, Song Yu was chased", which means that Song Yu's talent and Pan An's handsome name are matched. Is Song Yushuai? Hehe, I really can't find an authoritative history book or even unofficial history's notes about how handsome Song Yu is. The only evidence is that this talented Mr. Song said that he was handsome in the article "Ode to a Disciple". Considering his talent status, this handsome name should not be around.

In Song Yu's masterpiece "Fu on a whore", a doctor wrote that Song Yu was "a handsome man, complaining a lot and lustful". Song Yu quit, and retorted that there was once a boss's daughter who was extremely beautiful and peeped at him on the wall for three years, but he ignored others, so he could not be said to be lewd. Then he described how the disciple loved his ugly wife and gave birth to five children. After all, everyone believes in handsome guys, so the king of Chu listened to Song Yu, and "lothario" himself became synonymous with "lewd".

Song Yu didn't rise to the top in her official career because of her talent and beauty. He was a servant of the king of Chu, but because of his untimely birth, although he could not die as a martyr like Qu Yuan, he chose to go away and devote himself to creation, and wrote many good articles. On the basis of Qu Yuan's Sao style, Song Yu developed a new poetic style-Fu, which had a great influence on later poems, such as Cao Zhi's Luo Shen Fu, Xie Lingyun's Fu and Sima Xiangru's Beauty Fu. In addition, the allusions of the so-called Xialiba people, Yangchun Baixue, Qugao and widowed women all come from Song Yu. Moreover, Song Yu was the first person to write Sad Autumn in history, and he was the first person to write classic female poems. The "Wushan Goddess" in his Fu eclipsed the two beauties and stones in the Spring and Autumn Period. Some people think that the prototype of the goddess is a gorgeous and dignified beauty in the Chu Palace that Song Yu once loved. If so, this disciple's report is not groundless, and Song will be called the first romantic genius in ancient China.

Look at Jade Black.-Wei Jie.

Wei Jie was twelve years old when Pan An died. At least there was some comfort before Pan An died. The title of handsome boy has an heir.

As for the beauty, the words used in the Book of Jin are "pearl" and "moist", which can be described as "flowers like powder". When I was a child, Wei Jie drove an Aries car down Luoyang Street. Seen from a distance, it is like a statue carved with white jade, attracting a voice of admiration. The road is "Who is the best!" His uncle Wang Ji, an ancient general, is a charming and intelligent man. Every time I see Wei Jie, he can't help but sigh: "Zhu Yu is beside me, which is shameful." What a handsome boy. I cherish handsome guys.

Unexpectedly, although Wei Jie's beauty is unparalleled in the world, it is also a disaster from heaven. At the age of 27, Wei Jie came to Jianye (now Nanjing), the capital of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Unexpectedly, the beautiful women in Jiangnan heard that there were big stars, and there were a sea of people watching. There were dozens of miles of traffic jams along the way. Wei Jie was too tired to have a good rest for several days. The beautiful and weak boy finally became very tired and died of a disease. This allusion is "Watching and Killing Wei Jun" in Shi Shuo Xin Yu, which is really unfortunate for a handsome man. Therefore, when we are fans of idolatry, we should watch our idol die gently and carefully.

Wei Jie's record in the Book of Jin emphasizes two points: one is handsome, and the other is that jade people love to talk. These two are very suitable for being TV program hosts. The style of celebrities in Wei and Jin Dynasties was the most popular. "Wei Jun's theory of pottery is absolutely superior." It can be seen that Mo Wei's words have substance, and everyone's demeanor is not just a good skin. Wei Jie was eager to learn from an early age and was regarded as a child prodigy at the age of five. He began to study Laozi and Zhuangzi very early and learned a lot. The so-called "rejuvenation of celebrities is the first." Wei Jie was a key figure in the development of metaphysics in Wei and Jin Dynasties, and he can't be ignored in the theoretical study of metaphysics in Wei and Jin Dynasties. In his short life of 27 years, this is obviously an unstoppable achievement.

Romantic side hat-lonely heart

Pan An, Song Yu and Wei Jiesan are handsome men, all of whom are well proportioned and talented. They are super eye-catching, and people like F4 are more helpful than cruel. Give everyone a change for free, and have a cool, handsome guy.

Du (a handsome guy with such a cool surname) was born in a Tusi family (aristocratic lineage) of a Xianbei tribe in the Northern Wei Dynasty. His real name is Ruyuan, and he was named Xin because of his outstanding political achievements. I am very sensitive to the word Xianbei. Li Tang royal family was originally of Xianbei descent, and Tang Taizu's mother's name was Dugu. Of course, there are two married women who have both been queens. Is Du Guxin Tang Gaozu's grandfather? At first glance, it really is. That's awesome. Three Dynasties, people are still handsome. What kind of person is this?

How handsome is Du? He joined the army when he was young. In the army, he was called "DuGulang", similar to the nickname of handsome boy in ancient times. DuGuXin has a godsend without disguise, this is a charming young man, charming, he also pays great attention to himself, Jun Zi, good "self-decoration". Moreover, because he lived on the vast grassland since childhood, Du was an archer on horseback. He once challenged the enemy in front of the battle, captured the enemy generals and made great achievements. This handsome capital is too strong. Great, so cool, in the words of storyteller Liu Lanfang, that's "a good handsome guy in northern Cyprus".

Du is not only a warrior, but also a good local official. He can be said to be both civil and military and can relax. These excellent genes were also passed on to his grandson's generation. He lived in the five chaos, a historical period of frequent dynasty changes and social and political chaos. What is rare is that he attaches great importance to loyalty, and has been wholeheartedly following the old master for many years, assisting his fellow countryman Yu Wentai, and was named a letter because of his outstanding achievements in martial arts and culture.

Especially worth mentioning are the days when Du Gu Xin served as the secretary of the Secretariat of Qin Zhou. It was an era when the government was peaceful, the economy was prosperous, and thousands of refugees came and went to join the party. One day, the secretariat of Dugu went hunting in the suburbs. When the sun was setting all over the sky, he rode back to the city, flying like lightning, leaving the handsome boy's hat aside. The next day, the city was full of people wearing hats. It turns out that everyone followed the trend and learned the handsome new style of Du Guxin. This is the story of "love in a hat". Although the historian's original intention was to express that Duguxin won the hearts of local people and made remarkable achievements, the word "Romance of the Side Hat" later became synonymous with handsome men, and was also favored by another Manchu noble son named Nalan Rong Ruo thousands of years later.

Handsome and capable, he has so many fans in his side hat. What if he wants to monopolize power? Duguxin was rejected several times. Although the official title is accumulated, his power is overhead. When the Northern Zhou Dynasty was founded, he was poisoned and committed suicide at the age of 55. The legend of his three queen daughters has just begun, and Dugu's blood continues to boil, and Dugu's heart can get what it wants.

05. The masked prince-Gao Changgong

Lanling, a famous ancient city in China, is named after the lush bluegrass and fragrant orchids in the nearby Tuling. In the Northern Dynasties, there was a charming prince charming, as beautiful as an orchid. He is Lanling Gao Changgong, a warrior of the Northern Qi Dynasty.

Gao Changgong, the warrior Lan Ling, also known as Gao Xiaoxing, has all the necessary conditions to become a legendary handsome boy, with mysterious life experience, violent family and heroic feats. He died young, and the most brilliant story in this legend is undoubtedly his stunning beauty and the story of "the mask of the warrior Lan Ling".

How handsome is the warrior Lan Ling? Beiqi's book says that he is "soft outside and firm inside, full of sound and emotion"; "Lanling Zhongwu Wangbei" said that he was "cold and colorful"; "Old Tang Book" said that he was "both talented and beautiful"; Jia Hua in Sui and Tang Dynasties described him as a "belle in white". In many history books, there is no doubt that the warrior Lan Ling is handsome. In today's words, the soldier Lan Ling should be a fair-skinned, beautiful and quite neutral handsome boy.

However, the handsome warrior Lan Ling brought him great distress. In that war-torn era, the children of the royal family were always tested by war. Warrior Lan Ling, because of his handsome appearance and gentle personality, is often despised by his opponents on the battlefield. So he ordered people to make some hideous masks and wear them on their faces every time they went out to shock their opponents. This is the story of the mask of the warrior Lan Ling.

However, the warrior Lan Ling's stunning appearance and outstanding military achievements still cannot change his tragic fate. He used to persevere and keep a low profile to protect himself. . . The Emperor of Northern Qi sent a cup of poisoned wine with pure quality, and the noblest soul of Northern Qi died in this way. Four years later, Beiqi, which lost its important military commander, was destroyed by the Northern Zhou Dynasty.

Alas, beauties have been famous since ancient times, and it is forbidden to meet each other. In troubled times, the life of the absolute beauty of the warrior Lan Ling, such as midnight Lan, is sad.

Song Wengong won the country for his handsome appearance.

Speaking of the sixth handsome guy, the top five handsome guys are handsome enough to live a hard life. Unfortunately, the final outcome is lamentable, revealing an enviable sense of desolation. Two handsome guys, Du and Gao Changgong, are more handsome than the emperor, so they can only be rewarded with a glass of poisoned wine. Wei Jie, a sick beautiful boy, has just been killed by fans. He is a very unlucky handsome boy; The saddest chief handsome Pan An was beheaded. I don't know how the executioner can bear to cut off the most handsome head in history. Song Yu, whose literary talent is romantic, is stable in his later years. Unfortunately, he was depressed all his life and lived a humbled life.

The sixth handsome boy swept away the haze of the handsome boy's fate, so handsome that he could win the country and sit on the throne of the king. Before he was a monarch, this handsome boy was the son of Song State. He was called Zi Bao. Bao, though not the eldest son, was handsome and had no outstanding performance, and he was sure to inherit the throne at that time. So, because he is handsome, ordinary disciple Bao became? Isn't this ridiculous? But the historical facts are true. The point is that a woman fell in love with him. This woman is none other than his grandmother (not her own grandmother, of course), his wife, and the sister of King Xiang of Zhou (the Great Zhou Dynasty was a celestial dynasty, and all the vassal states were its lieutenants, and this sister Wang was a super aristocrat).

How handsome is the bag? Zuo Zhuan said that he was "beautiful and gorgeous". "Beauty" is naturally handsome enough, while "gorgeous" is handsome and quite magnetic. As a result, the middle-aged widowed queen mother was deeply infatuated with him, but her son Bao did not accept it. What should I do? As a result, Ji Wang tried every means to please Bao Shuai. You like giving to China people, but I don't want to give to you? I don't want to. I'll give you the kingdom of Song in exchange. So, she sent someone to kill the hunter, and her brother Bao became the king.

Besides being handsome, what kind of person is Song Wengong, who looks like grandma? It should be said that it is not bad. Known as "courtesy to Chinese people" in Zuo Zhuan and "virtuous corporal" in Historical Records, he is much better than his heartless brother. Of course, all these inevitably show that his son Bao needs to buy people's hearts. As for his performance after becoming a monarch, there are few historical records, and he should have done nothing, while his grandfather Song Xianggong's great achievements of "five tyrants in the Spring and Autumn Period" can only be recalled with his grandmother.

07. Life is like summer flowers-Han Zigao.

He has been shelved in the dark corner of official history for thousands of years. He is regarded as an elegant "king's man". His name is often mentioned with brothers Long Yangjun, Zixia Mi, Dong Xian and Zhang Yizhi Zhang Changzong. However, compared with such a fox-obsessed or troubled person, he wrote a world-famous love legend with Liang Gang with his perfect personality. This is Han Zigao.

And unofficial history, also known as Chen, whose real name is Liang Huiji. They come from humble origins and make shoes for a living (it seems that there are also many great men who weave straw sandals, such as Liu Bei). It is said that he is "gorgeous, slim and fair-skinned, like a beauty." A cicada's head is plastered, which is natural, but you can't tell when you see it. "War-torn, soldiers waving swords, slashing, Korea is going to throw away his lance, who also don't want to hurt his hair, how beautiful Korea is.

Han met the most important person in his life at the age of 16. One day, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the fleeing crowd, and then he saw a handsome general coming to him on a war horse with his head held high, and said to him, "Come with me, I can make you enjoy the splendor!" " This general was the later Liang gang, who was only 30 years old. It's neither too early nor too late to meet the people they meet among thousands of people. Thus, Han Zigao began to enter the historical role, which is the beginning of a legend. In the ambiguous history, a beautiful love story began.

Han Zigao is more than a handsome and refined face. He was good at riding and shooting, and his bravery was unusual, which fascinated many innocent girls, including Princess Chen Chao, who secretly loved Han Zigao until she died of lovesickness. Besides, Han Zigao is smart and ambitious. He followed Chen Gang for 15 or 16 years, achieved great success in the martial arts of sandwich, commanded heavy troops and made great achievements. At the same time, Han Zigao is not partial to others. He is a corporal with high moral character. He treats people very kindly and helps Chen Wendi to manage the country in an orderly way. During Chen Wendi's reign, he made great efforts to govern, the people were rich, and the country was relatively strong. He was a rare monarch in the Northern Dynasties.

Unofficial history called Han Zigao "the male queen" and called her Empress Wu Zetian. It is said that General Chen once said, "People say that I have the appearance of an emperor. If so, I will make you the queen." The dust of the years has covered up the real history, but there is no doubt that Han Zigao is beautiful and deeply attached to this country. On his deathbed, Chen Wendi was turned away from everyone except Han Zigao, who brought water and medicine and accompanied him through the last days of his life. After Chen Wendi's death, Han Zigao was executed by unjust imprisonment at the age of thirty. No matter how simple and obscure the official history is, no matter how legendary and magical unofficial history is. Han Zigao, a gentle but handsome man, went through the hardships of fighting with the world from a poor boy, started a business in the dynasty, and finally accompanied his lover to death. His life, sad but not sad, sad but not sad, as gorgeous as summer flowers. 08. My heart is free-Ji Kang

I have always wondered if this eighth ancient senior handsome boy really existed. He has the most complete personality in the history of China. Even if you just look up, you will squeeze out the "smallness" under the fur robe of all beings, but it will become more and more strange and lonely.

Ji Kang, whose name is Uncle Night, is the leader of "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest". He was brilliant and a great poet, musician and metaphysician in Wei and Jin Dynasties. Ji Kang's musical talent is extraordinary. He is good at flute, piano and melody, and he handed down Guangling San, which is the eternal masterpiece.

How advanced is Ji Kang's handsome? The Book of Jin said that Ji Kang was "seven feet eight inches long, with unique charm, and the audience sighed: Su Su, Mix, was bright and clear"; Dan Tao, an old friend of Zhulin, said: Uncle Ye is also a human being, and Yan Yan is lonely and independent; If you are drunk, you will collapse if you are majestic. What a wonderful compliment! Even Ji Kang's drunkenness is described so beautifully and imposing in Peng Pai's works. There is also a very convincing joke that Ji Kang once went to the forest to collect medicine, but was mistaken by the woodcutter as a fairy, which shows that his dragon and phoenix are auspicious.

In that historical era, Ji Kang was a leader among many scholars and students because of his knowledge and long handwriting, but he even had a relationship that made those who were obsessed with official career even more envious: Ji Kang's wife was Cao Cao's first granddaughter (the historical prototype of the role of Li Meiqi in Andy Lau's "Dismantling Dragons"? ), it can be said that Ji Kang was the main commander of the former dynasty and Shuo Gulun. Therefore, even with reference to many current workplace textbooks, it is not difficult to have a basic judgment that Ji Kang should have a bright career future. But if this is the case, there are more records of powerful ministers in the history books, while Chinese civilization lacks the spiritual extradition of an era.

The historical truth is that Ji Kang "said no". He said no to the long-standing feudal ethics, and he said no to the cruel and tyrannical Sima Jin dynasty. Our commander-in-chief would rather choose to be an unknown and free blacksmith outside Luoyang, and persistently pursue the lofty realm of life in his heart: getting rid of bondage, releasing humanity, returning to nature and enjoying leisure. It can be said that Ji Kang is the humanization and poeticization of Laozi and Zhuangzi's philosophy and a practitioner of practice. If you are not indifferent, you will have no ambition, and if you are not quiet, you will be far away. One day, when the ironware jingled, Zhong Hui, the son of the great calligrapher Zhong You, came to visit Ji Kang. However, Ji Kang is very cold to this magnificent constantly chauffeured. He continued to strike while the iron was hot and didn't say a word for a long time, pushing Sima's minion to an awkward position, and from then on, he planted the hate of committing suicide. In 262 AD, after his friend Lu An was falsely accused of unfilial by his brother, Lu Xun, a ferocious man, Ji Kang, who spoke out bravely, was falsely accused as an accomplice of unfilial people. Later, under the slanderers of Zhong Hui and other villains, Si Mazhao, Emperor Wu of Jin Dynasty, ordered Ji Kang to be executed at the age of 39. . Ji Kang's worry before he left was not that his radiant life was coming to an end, but that there was no successor to a wonderful piece of music. So he asked the supervisor for a piano and played the final "Guangling San" on the high guillotine in front of thousands of people who came to see him off. The clank of the piano and the wide robe fluttered in the wind, and he faced death with the most elegant gesture. Thousands of years later, there are still echoes around Liang, but he doesn't know that it is not Guangling San's score that is really cut off, but his pride. If someone plagiarizes someone else's, it looks good, so give it to the landlord. ) I'll make up for it myself.

09. Zizi. heartless

They are all called Gong Sunkui (è), whose real name is Ji, and they are descendants of the clan of Zheng State (nobles of Zheng State). He used to be Zheng Gong's doctor. After his death, his descendants took Du (dū) as their surname. The first handsome man in the Spring and Autumn Period, with superb martial arts and handsome appearance. "The Book of Songs Zheng Fengshan has Fu Su" "I don't see my son, but I see madness." Madman: A person who acts rashly. "Mencius accused the son" "As for the son, the world knows its beauty." Yan Ruoqu's Dish in Qing Dynasty said: "Zi Zi is also beautiful in ancient times. Mencius praised him for being handsome. Do you think he is handsome? " Mencius said: "As for Zi, the world knows its beauty. He who doesn't know the beauty of his children is blind. "Alas, even Master Meng, an Asian sage, said that" I don't know the beauty of a child "is a man with no vision, so he is really a handsome boy. So, what kind of person is this world-famous handsome son? How can he have such charm to drive women all over the world crazy? Zi Zi, a native of Zheng in the Spring and Autumn Period, was named Gong Sunkun, and Zi Zi was his word. Zizi is not only beautiful in appearance, but also good at fighting and shooting, so she became a doctor in Zheng Zhuanggong.

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Mu Rongchong, damn Shula. The phoenix emperor is nirvana. Thieves love such people.

Mu Rongchong (359-386), Emperor of the Western Yan State, reigned for 385-386 AD. Xianbei people. The son of the former Yan emperor Murong Miao and the younger brother of Murong Yong. In the period, when Murong Miao was in power, he was once named Zhongshan Wang and Fu.

This beautiful boy with the fine print of Emperor Feng is the youngest son of Murong Juan, the founding emperor of Yan Qian. The first person who fell in love with the country during the Sixteen Countries Period in Wuhu. In just over 20 years' life, the sensational effect has surpassed that of beautiful women all over the country. Unfortunately, the history of the Sixteen Countries in Wuhu is not famous, and it has always been dusty. I can't tell the sixteen countries of Wuhu from the five dynasties and ten countries for a long time. Later, I learned that the Sixteen Countries of Wuhu and the Eastern Jin Dynasty were in the same period, one in the north and the other in the south. At this time, China was divided into north and south. I don't understand why the Southern and Northern Dynasties in the book began with the demise of the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

1 1 Shen Yue, slim waist.

Handsome to the bone and knowledgeable, but I'm not very interested in him. Passing by, without explanation,

12, Longyang. Beautiful shemale.

During the Warring States Period, Toy Boy of Wang Wei was as witty and charming as a beautiful woman, and was favored by Wang Wei. The harem beauty was eclipsed in front of him. Long Yangjun is the first recorded homosexual in the official history of China, and his obsession with Longyang has become synonymous with homosexuality.

Look at this and you will know how handsome he is, because he is a shemale, so he ranks behind. He is a great swordsman and politician.

13, there are too many three countries. There is no end to the line. Among them are Lu Bu, Wujiang Shuanglang, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu. Loyal to the liver and righteous to the gallbladder, Zhao Zilong.