A joke that can be understood by small classes in kindergarten.

1. In a TV talk show, the host asked Longlong's future ideal and asked: Longlong, what kind of person do you want to be when you grow up? Longlong replied: If I grow up, I will drive a train; If I grow up to be a woman, then I will be a conductor.

I saw several children playing house today! A little boy said: I am a husband! A little girl said, I'm going to be a wife! Another little girl thought for a long time and said timidly, then I'll be a mistress!

There is a baby boy over four years old at home. I just saw my wedding photo with my husband. I pointed to my husband and asked the baby, who is this? The baby said, "Dad!" "I pointed to myself and asked him, who is this? The baby shouted, "Auntie ..." Alas, the years are really butchering!

4. My throat is uncomfortable. I went to the clinic downstairs to get some medicine. When I came in, I saw the child upstairs making a bottle, so I asked him, "Where is your grandmother?" This kid is awesome. He said, "Do you still need a woman to intervene in this small matter?" ! I'm in a big class, and I can do it myself! "The uncle who opened the clinic was happy and said to him," Then you should pay for the infusion bag first. The child looked at him and said, "If you dare to ask me for money, I will tell my grandfather about you and my grandmother!" " ! " "

At the dinner table, my son said while eating, "Mom, you are a monkey." I smiled and asked him, "How do you know?" The son said, "Dad told me." I asked him, "Who is Dad?" The son said that his father didn't tell him. I told him, "Your father is also a monkey." My son nodded and asked me after a while, "You are all monkeys, so why am I a pig?"

6. Son: Mom, it's time to cook. Why are you still lying in bed? Do you feel sick? Mom: My head is dizzy ... Son: Mom, let me help you into the kitchen!

7. When I was a child, I lived by the railway and often played on the roadbed with my friends. Occasionally, I got caught in the rain on the train. We also shouted excitedly, "It's raining, it's raining!" I didn't know it was urine until I grew up!

8. Sister questioned her sister: Little Mary, one ear of Beethoven's bust on the piano is broken. Have you touched it? What does that matter! My sister said Beethoven was deaf anyway.

9. After school, Xiao Xin and Xiao Ming went home with umbrellas. On the way, they began to brag about how clever their father was. Xiaoming said: It was sunny when I went out today. Father looked up at the sky and insisted that I take an umbrella. He said it rained today. Look, it's not raining. My dad is really unpredictable! Xiao Xin said: When I went out today, my father looked up at the sky and said that you don't need to take an umbrella today. Xiaoming's father will let him.

One day, I took my mother and my 3-year-old daughter to the hospital to check my mother. On the way back, I said to my mother with emotion, "The business of the hospital is still good. Let's study medicine as a family in the future." When my daughter heard this, she said loudly, "I won't study medicine, so I won't study medicine." My mother and I were puzzled and asked, "Why don't you study medicine?" My daughter said solemnly, "I don't study' One', but the teacher said I would study' Two' ..."

1 1. Zi: Dad, where should I put this manuscript? Father: Invest where there is a lot of money. Son: China People's Bank, OK?

12 while opening a can of sardines, the mother said to her son, Dong, do you know that sometimes the big fish in the sea will swallow this small fish in one gulp? Adong asked: How can a big fish in the sea open a can?

13, once took my niece to polar museum to see penguins. My little mother asked me curiously, "Auntie, why are all penguins here boys?" I said, "How? There must be a female penguin inside! " She curled her lips unhappily. "No, I know, all female penguins wear bows on their heads!" " "

14. Dialogue between two little boys. One of the boys said, "Let's fall in love first and marry me when we grow up!" " ! Is it okay? "Another:" What's your last name? " "Zhang? What's wrong? " "It's okay! My last name is Han! My mother said that we can't have the same surname, but we can have different surnames. " "Oh!" Two men ran away hand in hand.

15. Jenny asked her mother about her family background after she came back from school. Jenny: Mom, where was I born? Mom: London. Jenny: Mom, where were you born? Mom: I was born in Paris, France. Jenny: Where's Dad? Mom: Your father was born in Rome. Jenny: How strange! We were born in three different places. How can we be together?