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Is it true that the driver regards "monkey butt" as a red light?
The driver of the white car said that she was driving from Wuhan Road to Shantou Road that morning. At the intersection of Wuhan Road, she saw the "red light" at the crossbar of the traffic monitoring probe. Unconsciously, she slammed on the brakes. Unexpectedly, with a bang, the rear car rear-ended.
The theory of rear-end driver getting off the bus: "There is still some distance from the zebra crossing. If you suddenly stop, you won't double flash. "
The driver was stunned in an instant. He looked at the traffic lights and found a monkey sitting on the crossbar with his big red ass facing the direction of the coming car.
"Monkey (red) light" ↓↓↓
(Don't say a bit like it. . . )
It is estimated that this driver has been thinking that this is a red light since he saw the monkey's red ass.
And this monkey, who escaped from the circus, climbed the monitoring pole on the side of the road naughty. After the accident, the person in charge of the circus who arrived quickly expressed his willingness to bear the maintenance costs.
Although I don't understand why the circus is responsible for this traffic accident, netizens still think it is quite funny, and they have commented that this big brother is naughty again. This is really a monkey's ass as a red light.
Fortunately, no one was injured in the traffic accident, but the car was badly damaged.
Monkeys cause rear-end collisions. Thinking of this, a group of passers-by picked up their mobile phones to take pictures, and this anecdote was exposed in the circle of friends. The two owners of the accident also decided to take photos and hand them over to the insurance company for handling.
Jokes really come from life!
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