It’s boring. Who can tell some jokes?

3. On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but the 1 yuan for the ride. Sitting from the starting station to the final station, I felt calm all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "Isn't it a shame for an adult to go out without taking a single thing with him? - Sincerely, the Thief Company"

On Tuesday, I guess I got a broken wallet with 1 cent in it. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession. --Yours sincerely, The Thief Company"

On Wednesday, I still He broke open his wallet and found 100 yuan in counterfeit bills. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "It is illegal to conceal counterfeit coins of large denominations. Please go to the relevant departments and hand them in. --Sincerely, The Thief Company"

< p> On Thursday, I took an envelope containing a stack of expired Straits Talent Newspaper. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there. I took out the newspaper and looked at it. The newspaper had been replaced by the latest Straits Talent News. I took a note with me: "This is the era of consultation. Only by updating information in a timely manner can we seize opportunities and win success." ! --Thieves Company” On Friday, I put a toy mobile phone in my pocket. After arriving at the terminal, my phone was still there, with an extra note: "Please don't make this joke and affect the normal work of our company. --Sincerely, the Thief Company"

On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and inserted it into my head. On the waist. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the gun was missing and a note was stuffed in the waistband of my trousers: "I hate you the most when it comes to robbers. You have no technical skills at all! Confiscated crime tools! -- Respectfully, the Thief Company"

On Sunday, I was about to get on the bus, but there were too many people and I couldn’t get on. While I was waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket and found an extra 20 bucks and a note: "Brother, it's not easy for people in our line of work to be exposed to the sun and wind all day long. Here's my 20 bucks." , take a taxi wherever you want, please stop teasing us! --Sincerely, The Thief Company

4. The first time, I came home from the night shift, it was already very late, and I was in the bathroom. I was coughing and suddenly heard movement at the door. It seemed like someone was trying to pick my lock. So I shouted, "Who are you doing?" "Who knew that

the thief replied at the door: What are you doing if you don't go to bed so late? After saying that, there was no sound. I was at a loss for the moment...

The second time, I was resting at home during the day and was surfing the Internet when I suddenly heard a voice coming from the kitchen

I walked over gently and took a look, and it turned out to be a thief. Pry open my security doors and windows. I pulled out a kitchen knife and walked away

I went over and said to him, "What are you going to do? If you don't leave, I'll call the police." "The thief put away his tools calmly, and then said to me: "You are sick, there is someone at home, please make a noise! As a result, I have been busy for a long time in vain.

"After that, I turned around and left. I couldn't laugh or cry...

The third time, I was walking alone on the street, and a little boy of fifteen or six years old took out my clothes

bag, I turned to him and said: "Child, what are you paying for?" "Nonsense, of course it's money," the child replied. I thought he was a child, so I scared him and said, "I don't have any." You don't have to pay for it anymore, or I'll send you to the police station. "The child glared at me and said, "You don't have money, so why are you so cruel! "After that, I left in a huff. I

was so angry that I couldn't speak for a while!

The fourth time, on the bus, I felt itchy around my waist, like underwear. The belt seemed to be broken, but I didn't notice it. When I got off the car, I heard someone in the car say: "What are you doing!" The banknotes are sewn so solidly and even embroidered in underwear. How do you take them out at the mall?

How do you take them out? "

The fifth time, when I came back from a business trip, I just got off the train and found that the zipper of the bag had been opened. I opened it

and saw that the information was still there. But there was a blank space in the information. There are a few more rows of words written by the thief: Such a beautiful bag, if you don’t put money in it, why are you wasting my feelings if you don’t have money?