On the Cold Jokes of Journey to the West

1. It is said that the Tang Priest came to the foot of Wuxing Mountain.

Wukong:? Help me, master! Help me! ?

Tang Priest:? I saved you for the teacher. How can you repay me?

Wukong:? I'm sure I'll send you to the west?

2. Friar Sand: In Pansi Cave, seven beautiful women are taking a bath.

A: A: Drawing.

B: ask for a video.

Bajie: Seven fairies.

Wukong: What a nerd! It must be a monster. One of the seven fairies married Yong Dong.

3. Someone asked: What traffic rules did Wukong violate?

Reply:

A: speeding.

No license plate.

C: No driver's license.

D: No driver's license.

E: drunk driving.

F: fatigue driving.

G: it's overweight.

H: Drive in the opposite direction.

I: illegal parking.

J: Animals are not allowed on the highway.

?

Wukong: I'm not a motor vehicle.

4. Tang Priest: Thank you for your love. I'm going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Please pay more attention.

Reply:

I will wait here for you to come back. Look at that peach blossom.

I support you in spirit.

C: If I were you, I would find Spider Essence to download it online.

D: The moon in foreign countries is not necessarily rounder than ours.

E: Hehe, studying in dozens of countries is a good job.

King Jinjiao turned the gourd upside down and shouted, Monkey.

Wukong replied and was sucked in.

When the king looked at it, besides the Monkey King, there were a group of people, including Monkey, Cang, Sun Quan, Liu Er Macaque and King Kong.

King Jinjiao was surprised. His name is Monkey Sun. Why do so many people come?

At this moment, Bao Hulu said: Is this all you? Who might be interested?