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I can't understand two short English passages. Who can translate it?

Mr. Smith has two cats, one is very big and the other is very small. He likes them very much. One day, Mr. Smith's friend Mr. Green came to see him. He was surprised to see two holes in the door, one big and one small. He said, "Why are there two holes in your door, my dear friend?" ""In order to let the cat in and out ""Isn't that hole enough? " "How did the big cat get through the small hole? "[Actually, this is a little joke in English]

Most children like watching TV because it is interesting. Through TV, they can see and learn a lot and learn about their own country and things around the world. Of course, they can also learn about this by listening to the radio. But with TV, they can learn better and easier. Why? Because they can listen and watch. They can't see anything on the radio. Television broadens children's horizons and helps them think. They learned knowledge and methods of doing things. They may find that the world is smaller than before. Many children only watch TV on Saturday and Sunday nights. They are always busy with their homework. But some children watch TV every night and can't have a good rest. What about you, my young friends?