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Street typo composition 1 In recent days, because there are too many typos written by our classmates, I want to do a typo survey, and the location is chosen in the snack city.
Come to the snack city nearest to our school, where many merchants are doing business. After only two steps, I saw a shop called "Tongguan Jiamo". I found that two of these five words were typos. Write "pass" and "inside" as "meat". I think it may be that the glyphs of these two groups of words are too similar, so this careless businessman will make a mistake. When I walked into this shop, I saw pictures of all kinds of food on the wall. There is a "steamed chicken with dried flowers". At first, I was a little confused. After a while, I realized that the word "egg" seems to be wrong, but it should be "egg". I told the merchant that he made a mistake, but he just wouldn't listen, so I had to leave silently.
In our life, typos are very common. For example, the word "encourage" hung in the bank's "crack down on theft and money laundering" should be written as "calendar", and the word "release" written on the signboard in the mountain should be written as "prevention".
I have summed up that people are prone to make mistakes in words with the same pronunciation, similar glyphs and more strokes. In the investigation, I also thought about how to prevent people from writing less typos. First of all, we should read more books, so that we can not only learn more knowledge, but also memorize some common words repeatedly. Secondly, ask your parents so that they can point out the wrong words for you and tell you how to write the right words. Just ask the teacher at last, and the teacher will explain it to you in detail according to the typo.
Through this survey, I deeply realized that not only adults should set a good example in life and not write typos, but we should also study Chinese characters carefully and try not to write typos. This is a habit that needs long-term persistence.
Street typo composition 2 At 9 am on Sunday, our group came to Shekou Old Street to investigate street typos.
Looking around, those words are neat and there are no typos at all. It seems that people's lives in the old street have been improved and become more high-tech. But it really isn't? We don't want to go back like this. So all five of us stare big eyes and look carefully. ...
Walking, we came to a grocery store. Borong Li looked up and immediately shouted, "Oh, dear! What are computer consumables? " I looked up, huh? That's really strange! The word computer consumables sounds awkward! Write it down first anyway. But then I checked the information and realized that "computer consumables" is not a typo. Computer consumables generally refer to: paper, ink, ink cartridges and so on.
Still no new findings, everyone is a little depressed. At this time, I suddenly found that they wrote the radical "three-point water" in "sewage" as two-point water. Ha! These people are really careless! Finally found a typo, everyone finally pulled themselves together and kept looking.
I looked all the way, and suddenly I heard Xie Han shouting at the back: "The word water supply is wrong! Haha! " We went to see it, didn't we? The word "he" on the right somehow has a horizontal line in the middle! Ha! We found two typos! Go!
When we came to a western restaurant, I took a closer look and saw a sandwich painted on the menu at the door. Take a closer look, and the introduction next to it reads: "Three Celebrities". No way! Such an obvious mistake!
Why is there a typo? Maybe it's because people didn't pay attention when writing, and it's completely carelessness that makes such mistakes; The other is that people deliberately "fabricate" these words in order to attract people to buy their own things.
After such a big turn, only three typos were found, which shows that people nowadays pay great attention to the method and accuracy of using words. Pay attention to the accuracy of words in your homework and life in the future, or you will make a big joke!
Street typo Composition 3 A typo is a typo or a typo. A typo, a typo; "Bie" or "Bie Ti" is another way of writing, which also refers to typos. This word should have been mistaken for another word, commonly known as "white", which is the turning point of "don't" sound.
Since we just learned to write, typo has always been a bad concept in our minds. If someone writes a typo and is told by the teacher in class, it will definitely be laughed off by the students.
However, there are even typos on signboards or bulletin boards in some places, but people who hang these signboards or bulletin boards are unaware of them. There are many such examples.
There is a canteen. One afternoon I passed by there and saw a notice posted at the door to the effect that there would be a banquet at noon tomorrow and no lunch would be provided. A closer look reveals that the word "rice" is written as "evening". Obviously, this is a typo. The word "rice" should not be written as a so-called simplified word. The word "rice" has the highest error rate I have found. Secondly, furniture, such as "fine furniture" and "office furniture", is often written as "furniture". Once, I saw a sign in the street that said "Invisible potion". Originally, I was very interested in the potion that can be invisible after drinking, but I found that "invisible" was written as "invisible". In addition, there are words with high error rates such as "food stall" and "egg", which are also common in other parts of the country.
How shameful such a thing is! In the final analysis, it is caused by the low quality of citizens themselves.
Let's start from ourselves and get rid of typos.
On Sunday, our group went to Jinhuicheng Supermarket to investigate typos according to the teacher's request.
After we entered the door, we began a "detailed" investigation. In order not to let the staff inside find out and suspect, we are all far away from the staff. When we first started looking for typos, they were all printed words, so it was difficult to find typos. We walked inside for a while, and a lot of handwritten price tags appeared, and we were greeted by a lot of typos.
We walked near the vegetable market and saw a kind of chicken called "black chicken", but those people actually wrote it as "bird chicken". People who didn't know it really thought it was called "bird chicken". Later, I saw a brand and felt very strange. What is "Yougan"? I spent a long time thinking about it. Is this obviously "sweet"? How can it be written as "Yougan"? Later, we went in and found more typos. We saw a very outrageous typo, that is, a vertical "thin" was missing in the middle. Later, we also found that they wrote "pea" as "pea", "weighing" as "weighing" and wrote the dot in the lower right corner of "egg" in the lower left corner. ...
All of the above are partial mistakes, and here are some words with structural errors and complete misspellings, which make people laugh and cry. For example, the manufacturer writes the word "thin" of "xx sheet" as a word with left and right structure, even primary school students want to laugh, and adults can't stand it. And "Yili mineral water" is either written as "Yili mineral water" or the first half of the word "billion" is written as a horizontal "work", which makes people laugh. In fact, the above is nothing. When we were ready to leave, we found that "Yili Longnai" was actually written as "Yili Longnai". I really don't know if the staff has written it carefully.
After this "street typo survey", I deeply feel that there are still so many people in society who can't use Chinese characters correctly. I think we should send some people to check typos in small streets and shopping malls to prevent our beautiful Chinese characters from being abused.
If there were fewer typos in the world, our life would be better.
Yesterday, our special team went to the advertisement column on the roadside of Shekou Old Street to investigate typos.
After school in the afternoon, our group went directly to Shekou Old Street to investigate typos. We searched and searched in the small shop next to Shekou Old Street, but we couldn't find it. Suddenly, we found some advertisement columns, so we searched carefully. After a while, Heng said to us, "This word' sui' should be wrong, not' sui', and this radical should be' you', not' left' and' moon'." In this way, we found a typo in the advertisement column.
Then, let's move on. I searched carefully in the advertisement column, but I couldn't find it. Suddenly, Wan Dui next to me said, "Come and see! This' north' should be misspelled, and there is a point missing from the radical, which has become next to the city word. " We heard this and ran to find that this quilt was really wrong. I photographed this typo with my mobile phone. At this time, Heng's mother said to us, "Look, this' mattress' is also misspelled, and there is a dot missing next to it.
Yesterday in Shekou Old Street, we found three typos, namely "shell", "spike" and "mattress". Through this investigation, our dedicated team has gained a lot, and we feel that the people here have a high cultural level. In so many advertising columns, only these typos were found. I am satisfied with this typo check.
In daily life, we usually find typos. So I think as a China person, we must learn Chinese characters well. If you write wrong Chinese characters, you will definitely make a joke.
I am humming a ditty, walking in the street of Guo Mao with the most small advertisements, and walking leisurely. Look around while walking.
What am I expecting? Haha, guess! Actually, I'm here to find fault. Find fault? Yes, I'm looking for street typos!
Maybe you think I'm full, but no, it's a glorious task that Mr. Cheng doesn't know to give to everyone! I walked aimlessly, looking at the small advertisements on the roadside. I really don't know, I'm shocked! One by one, looking for you, looking for a dog, looking for a cat, buying a house, is really varied and colorful! I was dazzled and shocked.
Look, look. The "contact" couplet in "Looking for You" is written by Lian. The "jacket" in the dog notice was printed as a "fake gram", and the "Jiang Bin Community" in the real estate notice was written as "Jiang Bing Community", and the streets were covered with small advertisements, one or two of which were typos! Go and see if there are any typos on the signboard!
No, I found another typo. Friendly hotels are written in three horizontal lines. I hurried in to talk to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper listened and accepted my suggestion with an open mind. The meeting kept saying "thank you, thank you" to me, and I was embarrassed. Yeah! I am very happy, make persistent efforts! After that, I was praised a lot, but I didn't encounter any difficulties. The following is an example of my being blocked.
I found fish on the menu at the door, which is braised fish. He wrote a special word. I walked into the shop and the owner was a fierce man. I looked at him and got up the courage to say, "Uncle, the word fish on your menu is wrong!" " Uncle said angrily, "no, you child, you are a net troublemaker." Don't disturb my business. "Go away, go away!" I dissuaded him many times, and the uncle became more and more fierce and unreasonable. I left in anger and disappointment.
I hope everyone will take action so that there will be no street typos in the world!
Street typo composition 7 society is more and more developed with the development of science and technology; Traffic is getting smoother and smoother with the development of science and technology; With the development of science and technology, life becomes more and more convenient; However, uncivilized phenomena occur from time to time. For example, you can see typos when you go to the street. Those typos are often confusing, so I want to get rid of them completely.
A little thirsty, I came to a fruit stand and wanted to buy an apple. I didn't find an apple, but I saw a fruit called an apple, but it was the same shape as an apple. I asked the stall owner, "Is this a new variety?" "Isn't this an ordinary apple?" Suddenly I feel that this is a typical typo.
After buying apples, I walked and thought: the people who set up stalls are not well educated, so there are often typos. Thinking about it, I accidentally turned into the food market. It was crowded with people. After walking for a long time, I found a typo. The man wrote "Chili" as "Uncle Hu", so I asked the stall owner, "Is your surname Hu?" "How do you know?" "Isn't it written in Hu Shu?" The man picked up the sign and looked at it. He blushed and said, "thank you for reminding me, little friend!" " "I suddenly became proud and felt that I had made a great contribution.
Out of the market, turn into an alley, and at first glance, there are many typo signs hanging at the door. The typos in the whole alley really thundered in June-this is not unusual, and "clothes and clothes are not abandoned" and "bathing at will" abound. It turned out that they were advertising with idioms, and I was suddenly worried. In case a five-or six-year-old kindergarten child comes here, remember the sign. But I am a fat duck in heaven-I have the heart, but I have no strength!
How I hope everyone will eliminate typos and regard the activity of eliminating typos as a fire in the firecracker shop-it will ring the bell!
Street typo composition 8 society is more and more developed with the development of science and technology; Traffic is getting smoother and smoother with the development of science and technology; With the development of science and technology, life becomes more and more convenient; However, uncivilized phenomena occur from time to time. For example, you can see typos when you go to the street. Those typos are often confusing, so I want to get rid of them completely.
A little thirsty, I came to a fruit stand and wanted to buy an apple. I didn't find an apple, but I saw a fruit called an apple, but it was the same shape as an apple. I asked the stall owner, "Is this a new variety?" "Isn't this an ordinary apple?" Suddenly I feel that this is a typical typo.
Then I walked into the food market, which was crowded with people. After walking for a long time, I found a typo. The man wrote "Chili" as "Uncle Hu", so I asked the stall owner, "Is your surname Hu?" "How do you know?" "Isn't it written in Hu Shu?" The man picked up the sign and looked at it. He blushed and said, "thank you for reminding me, little friend!" " "
Out of the market, turn into an alley, and at first glance, there are many typo signs hanging at the door. The typos in the whole alley really thundered in June-this is not unusual, and "clothes and clothes are not abandoned" and "bathing at will" abound. They are advertising with idioms. I'm worried that if a kindergarten child comes and remembers the words on the signboard, it will be harmful to his life. But I am a fat duck in heaven-I have the heart, but I have no strength!
How I wish everyone would get rid of typos, just like a firecracker shop caught fire-one ring and a hundred answers!
Yesterday morning, our group came to Hayes market and started a typo investigation.
Chinese characters are one of the precious cultures in China. Each of these characters embodies the wisdom of millions of people. The evolution of Chinese characters has gone through thousands of years. From the initial Oracle Bone Inscriptions to inscriptions on bronze, seal script, official script, regular script, cursive script to the last running script, these fonts are very attractive. Chinese characters have a long history. Are there any nonstandard Chinese characters? Let's find it!
We visited the four seas markets and found nothing. We are very reluctant. Just when we were about to lose heart, the eagle-eyed Zou Zebang suddenly shouted: "Come and see! I found a typo. " We rushed there, and sure enough, the wings of chicken wings were written the same way. We found this typical typo, which greatly increased our confidence and recorded it quickly.
We read it again and found that a horizontal line and an si were missing in some words. It seems that people still use Chinese characters irregularly. We went to the four seas market again. As long as there are Chinese characters, we will take a closer look. Finally, many good things happen. We found another word. It turned out to be a small shop selling tofu. We wrote tofu as bean pay and found another typo. At this time, Zhou Yilin couldn't help but sigh: "There are fewer and fewer street typos now!"
Yes! In such a big market, only two typos were found, and then I went to the car wash shop next to the market. Finally, we found the third typo. On a sign, we found that the rider's ride was written as yee next to the noose, so we quickly picked up the pen and recorded the word. Now people's knowledge level is really getting higher and higher. Even a food market like Hayes Market has only two typos, let alone a modern city!
Chinese characters are everywhere. Let's fully understand him, learn from him and use him!
Street typo composition 10 Yesterday, our brainstorming group went to Laojie vegetable market to investigate typos.
At eight o'clock in the morning, we gathered at the school gate and set off for the old street vegetable market. Since it is a vegetable market, there must be many typos. It seems that my inference is correct. After a while, I found the first typo. A seller of preserved eggs wrote preserved eggs as New Year's Day, and the result was a "preserved egg". I quickly called the other players, and Zhan Chengcheng wrote it down. Wang Jiacheng also took the opportunity to ask him for preserved eggs, and we didn't have to pay.
However, the good times did not last long. We searched for a long time but couldn't find the second typo. Wang Jiacheng and I were a little hungry, so we bought some steamed bread. Haha, the owner wrote the cage of steamed buns as a dragon, and the second typo became "Xiaolongbao", which was inadvertently discovered.
Let's fill our stomachs and move on. Suddenly, Huang Yuxuan suddenly turned around and saw a sign that said tofu rotted as "pay" and turned it into "pay". Maybe it will be easier to write like this, but I'm hungry, too. I can't abuse Chinese characters just because they are simple.
Found three typos. As we walked, we smelled a fishy smell. Oh, it used to be a place to sell fish. We walked forward with our noses covered. Wang Jiacheng said, "Look, Jiang Xingru, the name of this fish is so strange. It's called black pomfret. " I followed the direction of Wang Jiacheng. Wow, it's really a black pomfret, but the more I look at this black pomfret, the more wrong it is. Finally, Wang Jiacheng and I found the mistake. It turned out that he added two points in the middle of the black pomfret, which became super strange. We couldn't help laughing and writing down how our respective people learned Chinese. ?
Just after the fishy smell passed, I smelled chicken shit again. Oh, my God, chicken seller, we covered our noses again. We see that the old way of writing old ducks is not standardized. He wrote the dagger in the old duck into seven and made another cold joke.
We found a place and sorted out the typos we found. Quite a few. It can be seen that Chinese characters are abused because some words are simple and have the same pronunciation, but one of them is difficult to write, so we replaced it with another, resulting in such a joke. I must write it well. I can't make such a joke.
Street typo composition 1 1 China's Chinese characters are extensive and profound, many of which are wonderful and beautiful, with infinite brilliance and charm. Modern people put some homophonic Chinese characters in advertisements, which can attract many customers, but in this case, it will mislead partners who have just learned Chinese characters.
There are many homophonic typos in advertisements in the street. For example, some shops specialize in selling mountain bikes, and the business in the shops is not good, so they try their best to attract customers and advertise with homophones in some four-character idioms. The advertisement for mountain bikes is "endless riding", the advertisement for selling mosquito-repellent incense is "no mosquitoes", and the storefront for selling refrigerators is "getting fresh steps". These seemingly interesting and lovely homophones can attract some customers, but they also have many disadvantages. It also destroys the aesthetic feeling of Chinese characters and is an insult to Chinese characters in China. If foreigners see it, they will also laugh at China people for not knowing how to protect the national quintessence. As a descendant of the Chinese people, he wrote his own Chinese characters wrong, which made overseas Chinese unable to lift their heads.
Making mistakes can also make a lot of jokes. For example, Xiao Ming once wrote in his composition, "I saw a pile of shit at school today, so I called my parents." My father ate a catty after reading it, and my mother ate a catty after reading it. " Xiaoming accidentally wrote "Jing" as "Jin", which completely changed the meaning of the sentence and made a big joke.
China's Chinese characters are very beautiful. Every one of us in China should cherish and cherish it. If you make mistakes again and again, it will lose its original luster. Let's protect Chinese characters and eliminate typos!
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