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Some relatives are really unreasonable. What excessive demands have your relatives made?

My uncle, visiting my newly renovated house, said that if you want to arrange for your grandfather to live in the master bedroom, your parents will live in the second bedroom, and you and your children will live in the study. Young people should not enjoy themselves too much, but learn to respect the old. It's not easy for your grandfather and parents to raise you, so you should remember their kindness.

First, I directly refuted him at that time. Before my grandmother died, you took the trouble to carry her to an old house a few kilometers up the mountain, for fear that my grandmother would die in his new house. You can't carry an old man weighing less than 80 pounds halfway to let others carry him up the mountain. Why didn't you think of my grandmother's kindness at that time? Then my uncle has been black-faced and left without eating. My mother also advised him to stay for dinner. Later, I told my parents that my father was very angry and told me that if you want to live in your house, you can live in your house, and the master bedroom can also live, no matter what he said. My mother doesn't talk. After all, my mother is a gentle helper.

Second, my husband's uncle has been miserable all his life. First, I went through bankruptcy, selling houses and being displaced, and then I was divorced by the green hat. A man pulling a baby makes her mother-in-law feel distressed. So she asked me and her husband to invite my uncle and his son to live in our wedding room, and then let us husband and wife bear their living expenses and children's tuition. We also hope that we can provide for our uncle's old age and help his children buy a house and get married in the future. Finally, my father-in-law pointed to her nose and scolded her. My husband told her that if she wanted a younger brother, she didn't want a son, and it was up to her to decide. How cool!

Third, my mother has a goddaughter, which is not what my mother wants to recognize. She worked in my house and asked for a godmother, and my mother agreed. I used to have good conditions at home. She is married. /kloc-at the beginning of 0/990, my mother wrapped a red envelope of 200 yuan, which was too little. I gave birth to a son in the back and told my mother to get married when she became a grandmother and let her buy a house. My mother joked that it was no problem. Everyone thought it was a joke and didn't take it to heart.