Ask for some classic jokes or cold jokes!

1. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, and I went through a lot of hardships to find you: TMD! Our wings are on the same side!

In the middle of the night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed and criticized his head. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a gloomy smile, Rejoice is so confident!

3. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

6. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear that I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is … stop dreaming, it's raining!