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1. Do you think my last dignity is to bet that you will turn back? I tell you, I bet I won't regret it in the future.

2. Dogs kiss or lick when they meet, and people behave or cheat when they meet. I don't hate dogs, but I hate people like dogs who say one thing and do another.

Actually, the wine tastes bad, and I don't like it either. I just want to escape. I fell in love with the temporary happiness after being paralyzed by alcohol. Sometimes it's really not a good thing to live too sober.

In fact, it is not wine that people fall in love with, but the moment they pick up the glass, they melt their minds into the wine bit by bit. They drink not only wine, but also a little happiness, a little sadness, a little memory, a little sadness, some ideas, some stories that can't be told to others. They melt the happy and unhappy into the wine.

Any relationship, if you want to be nice to me, we will try our best. If you want to break up with me, I promise you will never get it back.

6. Meeting the wrong person will always consume you. If you meet the right person, you will always be cured. Stop loss in time. Everyone will be stubborn, but you can't always be stubborn.

7. People don't tie a person they don't love. The deeper you love, the deeper you are bound, without exception, unless you don't love.

8. Many times, you can't die with dignity, and you can only be free if you let go.

9. I don't know what I'm expecting. When I needed TA, TA was not there. When I didn't need TA, TA came to me again.

10. People who are comfortable together are the right people.

1 1. Do you know what loneliness is? When I was cold, I wanted to eat a hot pot. I searched the whole WeChat and didn't find the right person.

12. Wild temper, arrogant temper, who doesn't like to make me bow around? Girl, I am born strong, as long as there is no S, I can laugh wildly!

13. Why did you go in the morning? What can we talk about? Late affection is better than dirt, and nothing is reconciled, but when TA turns around, you'd better cheat.

14. If I don't get married and don't smile when I get married, who am I living for?

15. My biggest promise to you is: "If one day you are tired and can't persist, don't be perfunctory, don't lie and don't be embarrassed, I will quit."

16. If you spoil the sincerity of others, someone will always pay you back twice. Don't slip your tongue, lose your virtue, lose your money, and play with things.

17. Take ten thousand steps back. Feelings can be separated and hands can be separated, but you can't treat TA as a joke in a promiscuous way, which will ruin Ta's confidence in your love.

18. If you don't expect anything, you will never be disappointed. If you think of the worst, there is nothing to lose. It's a bit redundant to think of watering after the flowers have withered.