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How to evaluate the TV series "Bright Sword"?

I watched the TV series "Bright Sword" these two days. Originally, I just watched it while eating, but in the process of watching it, I found that I fell in love with this TV series. I didn't understand why so many people liked this TV series before, and I was curious, because at that time, I watched it just to draw a cool picture and fight the devils. Who doesn't like watching? I watched the Art of War recently, and I think this TV series is very awesome.

Thinking levels are different, and understanding is really different. How far is the gap between those who can think and those who can't? What a difference.

Many people watch this TV series just for refreshing and visual stimulation, but they never see the combination of strategy and business behind it. There are a lot of words in it that I was excited about all night. It's awesome, not that high, but very grounded.

After watching it, I think it's not just a military movie. I can do business and philosophy. I searched some quotations in it, and found that the quotations on the Internet are still very miscellaneous, but not bad. Too much talk is not convincing, so get to know them yourself. I think there will be different reactions when I think about these ideas repeatedly in combination with the actual situation. I'll post these quotations today, think more and say less. If I have time in the future, I will watch this video again from beginning to end and summarize the awesome quotations I recognize. If I have time, I will try to explain them in a simple way with my own shallow ideas. These quotations are posted below.

-(to soldiers) What a fucking elite! Lao Tzu is an elite!

-(Ding Wei) If people are unlucky, they will fart and hit their heels. When you are the director of a bullshit clothing factory, is that what old men do? Isn't this forcing Zhang Fei to embroider? You wait in Mrding. One day, if you get a quilt with Yuanyang playing in the water, it is embroidered by Lao Li.

-(to soldiers) Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit. When we eat meat independently, it is time to meet Japanese devils.

-(to Chen Geng) Why, Commodore, rob! The official level is crushing.

-(to Zhao Gang and Sun Desheng) I bought five machine guns for this cavalry company commander. How to train is your business, corporal punishment is wrong, but kicking his ass is ok. Yes, yes, do ideological work and say to those stupid and disobedient soldiers, brother, I beg you, can I kneel for you?

-(to Zhao Gang and Kong Jie) Every soldier bears a nest of bears, and our independent regiment can't catch any meat, just because the fucking political commissar is too bear. Idiot Kong, you pretend to be an intellectual. I don't know a word when I hit it, and I don't know if it's a pole when it's down. You pretend to be a pig with a onion in its nose.

-(to Zhao Gang) Joke, I've fought hundreds of battles, big and small. Which one won by culture? What's more, you Zhao Gang watched a small broadcast in Yanjing, accusing Lao Tzu of being cunning!

-(to the monk) Lao tze not like the boss? You are as blind as a bat!

-(in front of Xiuqin's grave) Xiuqin, my parents in Li Yunlong died early, and there were no brothers, sisters or relatives. But I think you are lying here, and my half life in Li Yunlong is buried here.

-(to Kong Jie) Don't say that you are sentimental, even if the teacher is sentimental, I won't buy it. Killing people to pay off debts is a custom since ancient times. I tell you, Kong Erlengzi, I advise you to mind your own business. I am polite to you. If it weren't for the sake of old comrades-in-arms, I would have cleaned up your new two regiments together.

-(To Zhao Gang) When you were in hospital, I lost three things in Li Yunlong. My wife was killed by the devil, and my brother, born and died, was beheaded by bandits. Besides, you are a political commissar who has been in a coma for 23 days. Even a stone is stuck in my Li Yunlong's chest. Should you cover it with heat? I am not made of iron, I have a heart, I have a liver and I have feelings!

-(To Duan Peng) Now I'm fighting and studying. We won't delay anything I'll graduate from college when the Japanese devils are beaten away.

Nonsense, Chiang Kai-shek has a culture and tastes like a girl. Say I'm an old man and have no culture?

-(To Tian Yu) You see, I went back to the headquarters of the Second Division. I must find my chair first. So I swept my eyes and found this chair first, right? I see. What is this thing on the chair? It was a butt sitting on it. I looked up and it was a face. But that face has nothing to do with the chair. Only that ass has something to do with the chair, right? ... how is ass rude? Whoever doesn't have that thing can't have a neck under his leg.

Of course, these quotations are not refined enough, but there are still places worth thinking about. Of course, everyone has different levels of thinking, different understandings and different emphases, but I still think these quotations are a little watery. Haha, it seems that I really need to rearrange the quotations when I have time.