What funny jokes have you seen that make us laugh?

1. I used to hate my mother-in-law because she stood in my way when I was chasing my wife. But since my wife and I are together every day, I find that she is doing it for my own good.

2. During the Chinese New Year, my dad asked me to download a cartoon called "Grab a Pillow" (about the unfilial story of three sons), and my dad asked my brother and sister to watch it with him every day. . . Did we ignore dad, and he was not satisfied? Dad: I am old. You are too busy to accompany me. So I had to find three friends to accompany me. From now on, each of you will give me 300 yuan a month to play mahjong. . .

I drank with my friends last night. He said he brought a girl to sign in on Valentine's Day. As soon as he entered the hall, he met his son who also took his sister to stay. When he was embarrassed and didn't know what to say, his son waved and greeted him: Hi, boss. Then he nodded to his son and went their separate ways. This son is too clever.

After watching Journey to the West, my daughter refused to squat down to urinate. The mother quickly asked what, and the daughter said, "What should I do if my father peeks at the land?" Mother smiled: "The mother-in-law is in charge of the land and dare not peek."