Children’s WeChat Jokes

1. A piece of kohlrabi costs a penny, and I have to go to a small town seven miles away to buy it. Standing outside the counter, I always hope that the salesperson will give me a big piece!

2. This is the message I will give you one day later (don’t press down). See it again when the time is up! Peeping, right? Naughty, tell you not to look! Do you really want to see it? Happy Children's Day!

3. Congratulations on your own holiday again. May you thrive under the nourishment of sunshine, rain and dew. You are becoming more and more sensible, remember not to make your mother angry.

4. This is the message I will give you tomorrow (don’t read below), you will read it tomorrow! Voyeurism? naughty! I told you not to look but still look! No way, you won’t grow up! Happy Children's Day!

5. On this Children’s Day! On behalf of the All-China Women's Federation, the National Youth Working Committee, and the State Council, I would like to express my warmest congratulations to you! May you grow up healthily under the sunshine of socialism!

6. Every leaf has a happy memory, every little flower has a happy souvenir, and we miss our childhood again in the garden where we played in our childhood. Happy Children’s Day, my little ones!

7. Childhood is the most wonderful stage of life. At that time, a child is a flower and a fruit, a hazy piece of wisdom, a never-ending activity, and a stream of energy. Strong desire.

8. Happiness is like soap bubbles, they fly all over the sky when you blow them; worries are like snot bubbles, they are gone when you wipe them; days are like sugar bubbles, they are sweet as soon as you chew them; Children's Day is here, may your childlike innocence last forever Solid, happy and happy!

9. Keep a childlike innocence on your face, hide a childlike heart in your heart, walk with a childish look, hum a nursery rhyme in your mouth, and occasionally say a childish saying. Children's Day is here, I wish you Happy Children's Day.

10. I made a fashionable fashion for you: one piece of clothes and trousers, strap design, matching bellyband, super short trouser legs, slits inside, breathable and breathable. Please wear it to attend the Children's Day fashion show, guaranteed to be sexy!

11. There is no holiday when Children’s Day comes. If you feel unbalanced, crawl around naked, or go out for a walk in crotchless pants, laughing and laughing with snot hanging from your nose. It’s better to keep you in a happy mood than a holiday. I wish you a happy Children’s Day like a fool!

12. You wear a yellow chrysanthemum on your head, a red bellyband, a white pacifier in your mouth, and pick it with both hands. When asked what happened to you today, you shyly said: I, I have thought about it today too. It’s June 1st!

13. I heard that you are abnormal! The newly bought pants have their crotch cut off, the brand new bedsheets have crotch marks, and my freshly washed face is stained, so I’m not open to asking you why. It turns out it’s Children’s Day, as long as you are happy, you can pretend to be a child!

14. When the blessing message arrives, let happiness embrace you gently, let difficulties give way obediently to you, let troubles sneak away, let auspiciousness take special care of you, and let happiness smile at you forever! Happy Children's Day!

15. A happy childhood is the castle of your happiness, unchanging childlike innocence is the key to your happiness, infinite childlike interest is the necessity for your happiness, and eternal innocence is the elixir for your life. Happy Children's Day!

16. Children’s Day is here. Don’t forget the innocence and fun of children. Children’s hearts are always surrounded by children’s sounds and they will never grow old. Children’s companions in childhood are happy and exciting. I wish you endless joy, happiness and good health on Children’s Day.

17. Open your crotch and act cool, dare to walk like a cat; sleep like a warrior and wet the bed; reveal your true feelings, run and cry; always have a childlike innocence, pretend to be stupid just to make up for it. Children's Day allows you to return to the carefree beginning, happy and happy!

18. Today is Children’s Day, and the World Children’s Federation sent a congratulatory message: I wish you a happy childlike face, a childish heart, a childish voice, a childlike spirit, infinite childlike fun, an unchanging childlike heart, and a childish youth again! Happy Children's Day!

19. You wear a yellow chrysanthemum on your head, a red bellyband, a white pacifier in your mouth, and your hands holding your big feet. When asked what happened to you today, you shyly said: Hey, hey, today I’ve also thought about June 1st!

20. You can never forget the laughter of childhood or the anecdotes of childhood. There are eternal memories there and there are beautiful memories there. When Children’s Day comes, I sincerely say: Happy Children’s Day! May you always be happy.

21. On Children’s Day, I will give you a new dress to ensure that you are in a beautiful mood, happy mentally, look energetic, and have a smiling face. From now on, you will be free and happy every day. I wish you endless joy, happiness and sweetness.

22. On Children’s Day, this text message sends you a merry-go-round. Spin it, and you will see a childish smile. Happy every day. Spin it, and good luck will accompany you. Spin it, and spin it. May you be blessed with happiness and sweetness, and wish you a happy Children’s Day.

23. No matter how time changes, I will always remember you who love to laugh; no matter how time passes, I know that you have always maintained a pure heart; dear overage children, I wish you a Children’s Day. Be happy!

24. A bit of long-lost childishness, two bits of beautiful memories, three bits of rare innocence, four bits of youthful innocence, five bits of genuine smiles, six bits of happiness, I wish you a prosperous future. Dashun, happy Children’s Day!

25. The Children’s Day is so wonderful, and the children are laughing with joy. New clothes, new shoes, new hats, costumes for singing and dancing. Parents and children are very enthusiastic when they are on the same stage, and their hearts never grow old when they play together. Intimate contact with the heart-warming nest, where the family is happy and happy.

26. Children’s Day is coming soon, let’s look for happy memories together to warm our numb hearts; look for childhood dreams to dress up our beautiful mood. My friend, may you forget your worries and embrace happiness and sweetness!

27. Put down your maturity, put away your stability, take off your smoothness, put on your innocence, release your pressure, break out of your anxiety, and bloom your vitality! On Children’s Day, give yourself a holiday!

28. Magnificent ideals inspire fighting spirit, and young minds bloom red flowers. Good boy! Today is your holiday, and your uncle has prepared sweets that are suitable for you to eat and won’t hurt your teeth, and give them to you, the little red flower of socialism! Happy Children's Day!

29. Six Ones tells the six ones in life: a good body, a good family, a good career, a good mood, a circle of good friends, and good luck in life! May you have six ones in your life! Happy Children’s Day!

30. This sentence has been in my heart for twenty years. When you were a child, I wanted to tell you for a long time, but unfortunately there was no text message at that time, so I just sent you a belated blessing today, wishing you a happy Children's Day.