Interesting talk about the hot weather in summer of 2020

1. Oh, my God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

2. Different from the sultry summer, the cold wind in winter really penetrated into the flesh and blood, and the whistling wind came with the cold. This season of winter, like a rebellious sword, overdraws the poor warmth and makes the bohemian cold surge.

The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be a difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

7. There is not a cloud or wind in the air, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily in the hot sun overhead.

8. Wuhan will stage a realistic film with a strong taste: "The whole city is hot to death"

9. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

10. In midsummer, there is not a cloud in the blue sky, the sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

1 1. I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

12. Girl, married to the headmaster who installed air conditioning in the dormitory.

13. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

14. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation. .

15. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

16. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

17. The weather is hot and annoying, and it is always annoying to see myself in the mirror.

18. In midsummer, there is not a cloud in the blue sky, the sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

19. Poison: used to describe the sun, meaning violent and extremely hot. Exodus: The sun in July is poisonous and makes people sweat.

20. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

2 1. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and the green leaves covered in summer jump in the warm wind.

22. The table is too hot. . So that a mosquito was scalded to death. . .

23. In the weather, the sun is poisonous and makes people sweat.

24. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm wind.

25. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

26. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

27. Spring rain is always so warm and kind. She often walks with the spring breeze. Drive away the cold in winter. Wake up the sleeping earth and hibernating animals.

28. In the blue sky, the sun hangs like a fireball, and the clouds seem to have been melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

29. It's unbearably hot-it's Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

30. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

3 1. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

32. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are singing not far away.

33. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

34. The worst summer in the history of unscrupulous spit! Little buddy, are you greasy?

35. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

36. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

37. It's too hot * If you buy a basket of eggs and go home, you will become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt as soon as it was coded.

38. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

39. The porcelain touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, completely closed down!

40. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

Funny talk about hot summer, funny jokes about hot weather.

1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

People who can be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

I didn't realize until today that staying in a cool place is not swearing. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance!

6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

7. African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Interesting talk about summer heat.

8. Going out to eat at noon, the distance from one air conditioner to another is so hot that I just want to go back to the air-conditioned room as soon as possible. Obviously, my parents gave me life, but now I never give up on air conditioning. How can I live up to my parents!

9. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

10. The high temperature in summer made me fully realize the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

1 1. They are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.

12. I usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, brand-name clothes, famous cars and beautiful photos in the circle of friends. Anyway, there are all kinds of drying methods. I just want to say silently that you can bask in the sun!

13. It's not naivety that beats you, but naivety.

14. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The police uncle berated me, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

15. I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan!

16. I am curious about those friends who go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. How did you do that? Why am I sweating 24 hours a day?

17. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

18. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.

19. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

20. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!

2 1. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

22. All the people who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes, and they often walk in the street. How can they not get wet?

23. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

24. Lying in bed, braising in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

More funny jokes about hot weather

Interesting talk about hot weather, interesting talk about hot weather

1, my every pore is crying. 2, this heat can't stop!

Mahjong was burned as soon as it was played.

I need air conditioning in every cell.

5. We will die of heat in summer!

6. Someone died again today. His name is hot.

7, often walking in the street, how can you not get wet.

The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

9. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

10, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !

1 1, mosquitoes don't bite, they only use cold water pipes.

12, bought a Haagen-Dazs ice cream.

13, my friends and I were fainted by the heat.

14, all those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes.

15, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

16, this summer mat feels like an electric blanket.

17. All the fruits you just bought are dry when you take them home.

18, lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

19. The air conditioner seller bought a house in Beijing's Second Ring Road.

20. My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

2 1, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

22, the heat is unbearable, I am abnormally hot, and my heart is also annoyed.

23. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

24. The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

25. Recently, the IpAD has to be coated with cucumber every day to be recharged.

26. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

28. I want to take a bath at the headmaster's house in such a hot water shortage.

29, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

30. What I bought was obviously air conditioning, but what Nima blew was heating.

3 1, going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

32. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

34. Everyone is an acquaintance. Lori has become a mature woman.

35. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

36. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

37. I finally know why our ancestors only wore one leaf.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

If I had to choose a way to die now, I would freeze to death.

40. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.

4 1, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

42. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, get married.

43, Lu Yu a coin, thought for a long time did not pick it up, because I was afraid of burns.

44, the worst unscrupulous summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

45. All the beggars who were kneeling and writing chalk and pretending to be ill disappeared.

46. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they became acquainted.

47, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.

48, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy!

49, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles! Hope to adopt.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

5 1, the porcelain touching industry is most affected by high temperature, and it has entered a comprehensive shutdown!

52. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

53. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

54. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

56. The weather is unbearably hot, and the cactus's shadow is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

57. Oh, my God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

59. Your Majesty, male and female servants have a request. You must promise to put them in limbo.

60. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, but I found it without picking it up. It hurts when I look at it.

6 1, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street. .

62. I ate a corn, and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I think it's cool.

63. An international student said: Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa.

If I haven't contacted you for a long time, you don't have to worry that I will disappear. I was so hot in Guangzhou.

65. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!

66. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, my brothers remember to collect the body. That's very kind of you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

67. Special note: Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

68. Hot weather is annoying, and sudden heavy rain is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

69. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.

70. There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

7 1, in July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

72. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

73. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

When I saw the mosquito fly out of the air-conditioned room with my own eyes, it fell to the ground smoking like a gray machine that was hit and crashed.

75, which is cool and which is not swearing, this is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

76. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

77. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

78. This summer, the weather was so hot that life was worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.

79, lying in bed is braised, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecue when going out, boiling in the swimming pool, frying on the way back, home!

80. Every child who went to school in Chongqing was an angel with broken wings in his last life. He had a sauna in summer, a refrigerator in winter, a flaming mountain in sunny days and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!

8 1, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

Tell me something interesting about heat.

1 indicates Khan's life. I just took a bath with sea water.

3. The sweat of sleep drenches my heart.

4, long hair and waist are already very hot!

Mahjong was burned as soon as it was played.

6. We will die of heat in summer!

7. This heat can't stop!

8. Someone died again today. His name is hot.

9. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun!

10, mosquitoes don't bite, only cold water pipes.

1 1. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

12, all those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes.

13, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

14, my sister's hair scraped my face on the bus.

15. The air conditioner seller bought a house on the second ring road in Beijing.

16, it's not innocence that beats me, but innocence!

17, the exercise fell all over the floor and evaporated at once.

18, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

19, it's so hot today, should I change my hairstyle?

The table was so hot that a mosquito was scalded to death.

2 1, beginning of autumn, who does not aim at cooling down, is playing hooligans!

22. Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

23. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath because the water is cut off in such a hot day.

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan.

25. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

26, wake up in the middle of the night to help my roommate quilt, call me Lei Feng.

27. In such hot weather, all you can ask is the difference between life and death.

28. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, get married.

29. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

If I had to choose a way to die now, I would freeze to death.

3 1, honey, I can shelter you from the wind and rain. Fuck off! Block my fans!

32. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.

33. Last summer, my long hair and waist were replaced by Otto's eggs from Black Miguel.

34, Lu Yu a coin, thought for a long time did not pick it up, because I was afraid of burns.

35. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

36. I am so hot. Check your boyfriend's roaming records. If you turn it over, it will get cold.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

38. I'd rather cover the quilt with the air conditioner on than blow the fan with a fan.

39. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he slept with him!

40. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

4 1, eloped in spring and autumn, and stole my kiss with ice cream in summer!

42. Two strangers came to this city, and then, and then they became acquainted.

43. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

44. It's really hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

45. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

46. The weather is unbearably hot, and the cactus's shadow is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

47. Summer is here. The object depends on the object. If there is no date, we will stay in the air-conditioned room.

48. God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

49. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.

5 1, your majesty, male and female servants have a request. You must promise to put my male and female servants in limbo.

52. Many things, like the weather, will get hot or cold. By the time you realize it, a season has passed.

53. Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

54. An international student said: Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa.

I ate a corn, and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I think it's cool.

56. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!

57. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

58. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

59. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation.

60. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

6 1, in July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

62. It's too hot to walk in the street, and it's not hot enough to see the beautiful women in the street wearing so little.

63. In summer, we were on and off together for so many years. Look at this. Can't you bend the rules and calm down? !

64. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

65. It is above 40℃ every day, and you have to go out to run business. It is true that the barbecue business has developed rapidly, and now it has developed to every household.

66, lying in bed is braised, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecue when going out, boiling in the swimming pool, frying on the way back, home!