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A short idiom story about paper (no less than 3, the more the better, thank you)
1. Indulgence
In the Tang Dynasty, there was a brilliant doctor named Meng Fu. At that time, he lived in Chang'an, the capital of the country, and was often invited to the palace to help the emperor and his concubines treat their illnesses. Because he often visited the palace, he was familiar with everything in the palace.
In particular, Meng Fu was even more impressed when he saw that the people in the palace always lived a luxurious and luxurious life. Later, the rebel army led by Huang Chao rebelled and attacked Chang'an. He was so frightened that he fled Chang'an and hid in Sichuan. ?
In Sichuan, Meng Fu missed the life in the palace, so he decorated his home according to his memory, imitating the decoration of the palace. He decorated his home as gorgeously as the palace. There was a room with good light. Meng Fu covered the surfaces of everything in the room with a thin layer of gold paper.
Under the sunlight, the whole house is shining with gold, making people feel like they are living in a house made of gold. Everyone who has been to this room said: "If you rest in this room for a while, you will be intoxicated by the gold paper in the room."
2. Talking on paper
In AD In 260 BC, Zhao Kuo led 200,000 troops to Changping and asked Lian Po to inspect the military talismans. Lian Po handed the soldiers to Zhao Kuo and returned to Handan.
Zhao Kuo commanded 400,000 carts with great momentum. He abolished all the systems stipulated by Lian Po and issued an order: "If Qin comes to challenge again, it must be fought back head-on. Once the enemy is defeated, it must be pursued. It will not be finished until they are killed until every piece of them is left."
Over there, Fan Ju got the news that Zhao Kuo had replaced Lian Po and knew that his counterintuitive plan was successful, so he secretly sent Bai Qi as general to command the Qin army. As soon as Bai Qi arrived in Changping, he arranged an ambush and deliberately fought several defeats.
Zhao Kuo didn’t know what the plan was and chased after him desperately. Bai Qi led the Zhao army to a pre-ambushed area and sent 25,000 elite soldiers to cut off the Zhao army's retreat. He also sent 5,000 cavalry to charge directly into the Zhao army's camp and cut the 400,000 Zhao army into two sections. Only then did Zhao Kuo realize how powerful the Qin army was, so he had to build a fortress and wait for reinforcements. Qin sent troops again to cut off Zhao's road to rescue troops and transport food.
Zhao Kuo's army had no food and no reinforcements. After defending for more than forty days, the soldiers complained endlessly and had no intention of fighting. Zhao Kuo led his troops to break out of the siege, but the Qin army fired thousands of arrows and shot Zhao Kuo to death. When Zhao Jun heard that their general had been killed, they also threw down their weapons and surrendered. All 400,000 Zhao troops were wiped out in the hands of the armchair commander Zhao Kuo.
3. Ranhan's paper manipulation
The most distinctive feature of Mr. Zu An's calligraphy is his emphasis on "external calligraphy skills". Ancient calligraphers have long discovered that it is appropriate to draw lively and creative inspiration from the natural world and real life. Mr. Zu An has another unique skill, which is to transfer the rhythm of his own proficient martial arts into the rhythm of Ranhan's paper manipulation. This is another unique "external skill" of Mr. Zu An.
If you don’t practice it personally and become proficient in those sports skills, you won’t be able to accumulate this skill, and you won’t be able to incorporate the wonderful essence of these skills into your brushwork. Other aspects of reading, learning and personality cultivation are the "external skills" of ancient and modern knowledge. Mr. Zu An's rich academic training does not need to be described in detail.
4. Luoyang Zhigui
Zuo Si, a writer in the Jin Dynasty, was a very naughty child who did not like reading when he was a child. His father often loses his temper over this matter, but little Zuo Si is still very naughty and refuses to study hard. One day, Zuo Si's father was chatting with his friends, who envied him for having a smart and lovely son.
Zuo Si's father sighed and said, "Don't mention him anymore. My son Zuo Si's study is not as good as when I was a child. It seems that he doesn't have much potential." As he spoke, there was a look of disappointment on his face. All this was seen and heard by little Zuo Si. He was very sad and felt that he was really worthless if he didn't study hard. So, I secretly made up my mind to study hard.
Day after day, year after year, Zuo Si gradually grew up. Because of his unremitting efforts in reading, he finally became a learned man and wrote very good articles. It took him one year to write "Qidu Fu", which showed his talent in literature and laid the foundation for him to become an outstanding writer.
After that, he planned to write "Ode to the Three Capitals" based on the customs, customs, and products of the capitals of Wei, Shu, and Wu during the Three Kingdoms period.
In order to reach a certain level in content, structure, language and other aspects, he devoted himself to research, carefully wrote, and forgot to eat and sleep. It took him a full ten years to finally complete the literary masterpiece "Sandu Fu".
"Sandu Fu" has been widely criticized, and people compared it with the Han Dynasty literary masterpiece "Liangdu Fu". Since printing had not yet been invented at that time, people who loved "Sandu Fu" could only copy it. Because there were too many people copying it, the supply of paper in Luoyang, the capital, exceeded demand, and the price of paper in the city rose sharply for a while. The story comes from "Book of Jin·Wenyuan·Zuo Si Zhuan". The idiom "Luoyang paper is expensive" praises the popularity of outstanding works.
5. Three pieces of paper without donkeys
In the "Encouraging Learning" chapter of "Yan Family Instructions", there is a joke about a doctor buying a donkey. This is when he went to Yecheng I heard it while doing errands. It is said that there was a doctor who was familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, and his stomach was full of scriptures. He appreciates himself very much, and he has to be precise in everything he does.
One day, a donkey of the doctor’s family died, so he went to the market to buy one. After the two parties agreed on the price, the doctor asked the donkey seller to write a receipt. The donkey seller said that he was illiterate and asked the doctor to write it for him, and the doctor immediately agreed.
The donkey seller immediately borrowed pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and the doctor immediately started writing. He wrote very seriously. It took a long time, and the three pieces of paper were covered with dense words before it was completed.
The donkey seller asked the doctor to read to him. The doctor coughed dryly, then shook his head and started reading, and passers-by gathered around to listen.
It took a long time before the doctor finished reading the certificate. After hearing this, the donkey seller asked him incomprehensively: "Sir, he wrote three full pieces of paper, but there is no word "donkey" on it? In fact, as long as you write on a certain day of the month, I will sell you a donkey, and you will take it. How much money do you have, it’s over, why do you keep writing so much?”
The people watching burst into laughter. After this incident spread, someone made up a few ironic proverbs: "A doctor buys a donkey, and the book coupon contains three pieces of paper, but there is no word donkey on it."
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