Three minutes before Chinese class

Without three minutes before class, the class will have a wonderful start; Boring for three minutes before class will only make students bored. Next, I sorted out the jokes for you in the first three minutes of Chinese class. Let's have a look.

Three minutes before Chinese class (1), Jia Congming has five children. One year during the Spring Festival, the husband and wife drank together, which made them feel happy and unconsciously high.

Jia Congming said:? The boss is a bit unlike me. ?

His wife gently touched his forehead with her finger and said, are you really stupid or fake stupid? I can't tell you this. I'm telling you the truth now, that is, the boss is yours and everything else belongs to others. ?

Jia Congming quickly asked:? Whose?

? Handsome neighbor? His wife replied.

? He is a handsome man. Why did he sleep with you? Jia's cleverness seems to be broken.

? I gave him a night's sleep in 200 yuan. ? His wife reassured him.

? Where did you get the money? Jia Congming gets to the bottom of it.

? It's all in your passbook. ? His wife told the truth.

Jia Congming said frankly: This is also my child. ?

Three minutes before the Chinese class (2) One afternoon, Aunt Wang went to the vegetable market to buy food, passing a melon stall on the street, and a burst of melon fragrance floated into Aunt Wang's nostrils. Aunt Wang stopped to look and saw that melons were all the size of small bowls, with white faces, well-proportioned figures and good appearance. So he asked the melon seller: How much is this melon? The melon seller waved his hand and said, Discount, 3 yuan money, whatever you choose. ?

Aunt Wang was buried there, picking melons carefully. At this moment, a little boy carrying a schoolbag suddenly came out from behind her and said to her sweetly, Grandma, this melon is really delicious. Buy more. ? The little boy is sensible and clever, and Aunt Wang is full of joy. She couldn't help but smile and nod and say, OK, I'll listen to you. Buy more. ? With that, the little boy conveniently picked up a cantaloupe from the melon stall, wiped it with his skirt, swallowed it in one gulp, and skipped away while eating.

Aunt Wang picked 10 cantaloupes and put them in plastic bags, and then handed the melon seller a paper money with 50 yuan face value. The melon seller lowered his head and rummaged in the money bag in front of his stomach for a long time before finding out 10 yuan 1 paper money and some change for her. Aunt Wang wondered why the melon seller didn't just give her two 10 notes, and bowed his head and counted them, not 3 yuan. Aunt Wang said, Master, you gave me the wrong change. Give me some small change, 3 yuan. ? The melon seller said, I got the right number. 1 1 cantaloupe 33 yuan, 50 yuan, looking for you 17 yuan. I can still calculate this account. ? Aunt Wang went on to say:? No, no, no. I bought 10, not 1 1. ? Aunt Wang also opened the plastic bag for him to see. The melon seller said without looking. You can't go wrong. Didn't your grandson eat one?

Aunt Wang stare big eyes, surprised to say. My grandson? I only have one granddaughter. Where can I find my grandson? That little boy is not my grandson. I don't know him at all. I thought he was your grandson selling melons for you! ?

Three minutes before Chinese class (3) Once upon a time, there was a family. Father and son were doing business outside, while mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were farming at home. Father and son were too busy, so they hired a helper. One day, my father wrote a letter and sent it home. Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can't read, so please ask someone to read the letter. The man read the letter and said, business is good, but one person died. ? Hearing this, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law burst into tears.

A person in the same village is preparing to go out. When you hear crying, ask a child what's going on. The child casually replied:? A man died in their family. ? Later, this man happened to meet his father and son who were doing business, and suddenly said:? Why don't you go home! Someone in your family died. ? Hearing this, the father and son burst into tears and immediately rushed back overnight.