Jokes about moon cakes

A few days ago, the unit handed out mooncakes, and the new colleagues immediately opened the mooncake box and picked out the mooncakes of Wuren one by one. Then I picked up scissors and stabbed the moon cake, as if I had killed my father! He said: "Wuren moon cakes are too bad to be stored in this world. I want to destroy them! " "

Break moon cakes

Reporter: I heard that the prison is quite good. Why did you run away?

Prisoner: Not good at all. The food is terrible. Mid-Autumn Festival is very sad. Moon cakes are really not for people to eat.

Reporter: I heard that the iron scorpions in the prison are very thick and strong. Even if the moon cake tastes bad, how did you get out?

Prisoner: I smashed it with moon cakes.

The ring in the moon cake

Today, my colleague received 99 moon cakes, each of which contains roses, and a greeting card: Take the ring in the rose, and I will wait for you at the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Moved by wood? The trick is: our whole office is munching on moon cakes and rings. Which rose are you in?