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Humorous sentences in friends circle
Humorous sentences:
1, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, I am rich because I sold you … pig!
2. "March 8 Girls' Day", which is a good idea. Women's Day will be celebrated in one day.
Failure doesn't mean that you have wasted your time and life, but that you have a reason to start over.
We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.
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