Oral communication of jokes in grade one

A hungry wolf passed a house on his way to find food and heard the child crying. At the same time, a father shouted, "Don't cry, or I'll throw you out to feed the wolves."

The wolf was overjoyed and squatted in a secluded place outside, "waiting for him." But the sun went down, and I didn't see the child thrown out. It's getting dark and the moon is shining. The wolf can't wait any longer. He turned to the front of the house, trying to wait for the opportunity to attack. Unexpectedly, my father's voice came from the room: "Go to sleep quickly. Don't be afraid. When the wolf comes, we will kill it and cook it." The wolf was very afraid. He ran away and went back to his nest. Other wolves asked him how his harvest was, and he sighed and said, "Hey! Stop it, that guy doesn't keep his word, which makes me hungry all day, and-fortunately, I run fast, otherwise ... "

2

A lazy man dreams of getting rich every day, and he is waiting for the opportunity.

Suddenly, one day, he heard that there was an island beyond the sea. The residents on the island all look different, only one eye is born in the middle of the forehead. He had a brainwave and came up with a plan. Thought this is not a "monster"? If I cheat one to come here and exhibit everywhere, won't the money roll in?

So, after crossing the ocean and going through difficulties and obstacles, I finally landed on the island. He walked into these "monsters" with fascination, hoping to make friends with them. Who knows those "monsters" swarmed, and too many cooks tied him up and led him around the island with ropes. Thousands of onlookers laughed at the man with two eyes on his forehead: "Monster! Monster!

Li Jianguo, Cao Xian County, Shandong Province, answers your question: The time for singing between the party and the masses is limited 50997343. See you soon! Life is short. Why not? Please tell me, moonlight, how long will it take?