Joke stories of bosses and employees

A joke is something that makes people laugh. Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. The following are jokes carefully arranged by my boss and employees for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

The joke story of the boss and employees is 1 1. The newspaper went to the school to recruit journalists. On the day of the interview, candidates called one after another and said that security guards were not allowed to enter the building. I hope the newspaper can send someone down to take it.

The examiner replied, if all this can't be done, then don't be a reporter.

After showing their magic, most of the students came in.

Later, those who climbed over the wall became paparazzi; Those who come in reasonably become commentators; Everyone who came in went to the interview; Those who wallow in search are promoted to editor-in-chief; Forced entry, changed security.

2. Employee: "Boss, please give me another raise. My wife said that my income is too small to be with me anymore. She wants a divorce. "

Boss: "If I were you, I would consider taking this opportunity to find another wife who can live."

At noon, everyone went to eat, only one colleague was still working, when the manager came in.

Colleague: Manager, you should give me a raise. I work while eating!

Manager: I wish I hadn't deducted your salary! Work efficiency is so low!

4. Colleague A: Really tired! The manager gave me extra work!

Colleague b: office workers are like this! Holding a monthly salary, doing a job that doesn't count as traffic!

5. Boss: The computer you use belongs to the company. I hope you don't store any personal information, including photos of yourself and your wife and children. Can you work by watching these things every day?

Employee: Then you can't let me use my own computer to help you with anything at home. I can't waste electricity and wear my fingers.

6. Boss: I hope you don't deal with any personal affairs during office hours, such as haircut and manicure.

Employee: I cut my hair and my nails during working hours.

7. Boss: You can't chat on the company phone during working hours.

Employee: Then I won't take any calls from you when I rest at home.

8. Boss: The car that the company gave you is for you to do business in the company. You can't always drive around.

Employee: Then give me another pair of shoes. My shoes step on the accelerator of the company car, and I am still reluctant to go.

Joke stories of bosses and employees 2 1. The boss invited an employee to have a meal, and an employee ate it unscrupulously. Very real. The boss smiled and said, "Look at your ugly appearance, it's worthless!" " A table full of people laughed.

The boss invited his employees to dinner for the second time. The employee learned the last lesson and basically stopped using chopsticks. The boss smiled and said, "You see how lofty that man is. Do you still want to invite him?" A table of people suddenly speechless.

2. Sitting in the boss and employees, I chatted when I saw that the female driver was beautiful. I asked, "Sister, are you married?"

The driver said, "Unmarried driver." I said, "Oh, a girl who has never been in love, a very pure girl."

The driver said, "Love is a lot of practice, but I can't pass the marriage certificate."

One morning, my boss called me and asked me why I haven't arrived at the company yet. I opened the window to let the noisy voice into the phone and said, it's almost there! Talking on the phone while driving can cause an accident.

The boss said: dead girl, I called your landline!

4. Boss: "You're welcome. Without you, our company will definitely be very different! "

Joke story of boss and employee 3 1, a customer is eating slowly in the restaurant.

When the waiter brought the bill, he felt in his pocket and pretended to be in a panic.

Diner: Oops, my wallet is missing.

Attendant's face: Really?

So he took the man to the door and loudly ordered him to come down.

Then kick him hard and kick him out the door.

Then a customer sitting at another table went to the door and squatted down.

Then he turned to the waiter and said, Check out.

Xiao Ming: Xiao Wang, I heard that the fireworks factory just deducted your salary? "

Xiao Wang "shit! Last time I loaded gunpowder, it exploded. I was blown up in the air. The leader said that I didn't work in the air for 6 seconds! "

In the morning, the Internet cafe just opened and the waitress was mopping the floor. Xiaoming is here.

Xiao Ming: "Can I go now?"

Miss: "Wait till I finish."

Xiao Ming: "Then I'll hold it for you. Please let me start quickly. I'll drag it under you first. Come on! Lift your legs. "

4. Manager: Yesterday, the TV station broadcasted an advertisement for a warehouse guard in our company.

Xiao Wang: There are many unemployed people now. Is the advertising effective?

Xiao Ming: Yes, advertisements were broadcast at noon, and the warehouse was stolen at night.

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