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Check out the legendary classic quotes from the blue sea

1.

There were several times when you could have left me alone, but you held my hand again and again.

So you are a good person.

2.

"Do you think it's that easy for someone to fall in love with someone in just a few days? That's the most difficult thing in the world. Listen up. The simplest thing in the world is for a person to be disappointed with another person. Even if one feels in love because of their appearance, they will be disappointed immediately because of the human heart. No one can overcome disappointment, so falling in love with another person is the most difficult thing." < /p>

3.

--Why do people make promises?

--In order to comply

4.

Junzai came to pick up Shen Qing from the hospital.

Shen Qing asked: "When will the first snow come?"

Junzai: "The first snow only comes once a year, so we have to wait until next year."

Xiao Qing Disappointed: "Then I can't see the first snow..."

Junzai said: "The first snow in Seoul is over. Let's go to a place where it doesn't snow and wait for the first snow!"

5.

"Listen up

Before protecting others, you must first protect yourself

This is the order

Change this order It’s something only fools do.

Do you understand? ”

6.

“Even if it hurts, I have to keep these memories. I don’t want to forget them. Only by keeping the memory can you continue to love her~"

The ice-smart Shen Qing did not understand this sentence. Shen Qing can quickly learn language, learn how to eat, dress and communicate with others, but she cannot understand the complexity of human beings Emotions...

"Even if it hurts so much that you can't sleep or eat well, what kind of love do you still want to remember?"

7.

"You "What is love?"

"Love is a dangerous thing. If you fall in love with someone, it is equivalent to surrendering to him."

"What is surrender?"

"It means you lose, lose, because once you fall in love with someone, you will unconditionally believe what the other person says. If this is true, it is really serious. So, you said, should you say this to someone? "Words"

"I love you" Is this the legendary number taught by the physical education teacher?

Today I went shopping with my mother and walked to a stall to see a I didn’t recognize the dish, so I asked the uncle if it was leek? Uncle: Meow. I said: Is this a leek? Uncle: Meow*. I thought this was too scary. I dragged my mother and left. When I came back, I told my mother about it. My mother said: Oh, those are leek seedlings. . . . .

My husband asked his sister to wash the dishes. Her sister said, "Brother, I'm on my period. Please wash it." After a while, my husband asked me to wash the clothes. I said, "Husband, I'm on my period too, please take a shower." Just now, my husband was taking his three-year-old son out to play, but the son refused to leave on his own, so he said to her husband: "Dad, I'm on my period too, please hold me."

Ex-girlfriend: How are you doing lately, are you okay? " Me: "Your aunt's daughter's second uncle's uncle's uncle's cousin's daughter-in-law's natal family is on fire." Ex-girlfriend: "...What does it have to do with me?" ” Me: “Yes, it’s none of your business whether I live well or not?” "Why didn't you care whether I was doing well or not when I left...

My husband yelled: "Do you think I'm stupid? With the current prices, can you still afford to get married if you are divorced? Just make do with it! "The wife kicked her, and she got off her feet. The husband said, "Try another kick, and I'll give you the loan!" "

The girl took the bus and deliberately put several empty wallets in her bag. The thief reached into the bag and found that there were many wallets inside, and was stunned. After she noticed it, she smiled and said The thief said: "To thank you for your many visits, I specially organized a lottery event.

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I often failed elementary school exams, and my damn teacher even asked parents to sign. One day, my brain was filled with water, so I folded the failed test papers into a small square, then went to my father and said, "Dad, you How to write the name? Dad glanced at me and said, "You bastard, how dare you insult your dad's IQ!" "Then, ah ah ah ah, a terrible beating.

10 I am a single girl, and often have milk instead of pure milk for breakfast. I was drinking milk this morning, and my colleague told a joke, a mouthful of milk It flowed down from the corner of the mouth, and just flowed to the chest, soaking a large area of ????the clothes on the chest. At the same time, a male customer came in without stopping,,, don't look, I am really single~

I fell asleep in the middle of the night last night, and the goddess I had a crush on for a long time called me: I can’t sleep, it’s so uncomfortable, come here quickly, I’ll wait for you in Room 302 of Hua’an Hotel~ I hung up the phone, I was so anxious When I arrived at the Hua'an Hotel, I knocked on the door and the goddess opened the door. She looked at me and vomited, "I'm so sorry that I made you run away in the middle of the night. I drank too much today and I couldn't vomit. Until I see you! "Bang! The door is closed.

I went to the beach with my wife on the weekend and watched the girls coming and going, all of them beautiful. At this time, my wife went to the toilet and I was watching with interest. Behind. I said, "Does it look good? Do you want to...", I said of course I do... Suddenly I realized something was wrong, and I looked back at my wife with a murderous look... I ran on the beach for a long time that day.

When buying duck necks, stick your head through the window. The aunt selling duck necks said, "Girl, please don't come in. Be good, I will give you more." I'm wronged, auntie, who are you kidding? Child! !

A girl was in pain, and her mother gave her some brown sugar water. After drinking it, she still felt pain. After that, her mother said, "This is what I gave you." Sugar water is not realgar water, why do you still want to show it! My dear mother...

My husband bought three watermelons at noon, and I asked casually how much each watermelon cost. Husband: Let me calculate, eighteen pounds, thirty-six yuan, oh? It’s so cheap? Fifty cents per pound. Me: ... This is the legendary number taught by the physical education teacher Classic love words in novels

1. We all thought we could die for love, but in fact love can’t kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry. Tears, we toss and turn, we are made into steel. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world.

2. The first step is to look up. Step two, close your eyes. In this way, the tears flowed into my heart. I remembered that I never disliked you, and the unpleasant words that made you sad were all my lies.

3. It’s because I’m not qualified to care about you, so I’m afraid of losing you. "The Third Kind of Love"

4. No one can tell us how far it is from eternity, we don’t know. From what day do we no longer believe in everlasting promises? Time will carve forgetfulness into our palms, invisible to the eyes, unable to penetrate through water, the past cannot be overcome, and tomorrow will not be far away. "Left Ear"

5. It’s something that doesn’t matter, but once you suddenly say you want it, over time, you really want it. Mu Xiaofeng, I want you.

6. That was the beautiful time between you and me, although it was bumpy and hesitant. "The beautiful time between you and me"

7. You don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see a little bit of it. Wither. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.

8. The bet you just made was too big, but I am afraid that I will miss it for the rest of my life. Shocking"

9. For example, lotus flowers do not grow on plateau land, but this flower grows in the humid mud. "I will not let you down, I will not let you down"

10. Why did she burn his world to the ground? Even though the fire started to set fire to the prairie fire, he remained calm. "So You're Still Here"

11. If that person ever appeared in the world, everyone else would be a makeshift! But I don't want to be a makeshift. "Why the Shengxiao is Silent"

12. If happiness is not in Paris, it must be somewhere else. But there is no Paris in my world, only you.

"There is no Ferris wheel in Paris"

13. Born with gentle eyes, even crying is cursed. Without tears, how can loneliness be shed? "Let me live up to the Tathagata and live up to you"

14. Stay with me for all the years, and we will never be apart until we grow old. "Sauvignon Blanc"

15. He is not me, and I will not go that far. "A slight smile can be charming"

16. Isn't a tactful rejection considered rejection? No one is a fool, who can't hear it? What's wrong with being direct? It's simple and neat, and it saves someone from getting entangled for no good reason, annoying others, and even annoying yourself. "The Problem Sister Falls in Love with Me"

17. I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you all of my world. "Never Forget"

18. I bet you will fall in love with me. Let me win this time, okay? "Three Lines of Love Letter"

19. The summer rain always hits you suddenly when you are least prepared, just like a reunion. "So you're still here"

20. In Xiaosonggang, the moon is like frost, and the people are like floating catkins. It will take more than ten years and three thousand years to think about it but not forget it. "Zhu Xian"

21. Yan Xi, don't forget the way home without me waiting for you at home. "Ten Years of Gentleness"

22. What is more regretful and painful than having something you once had but losing it unintentionally? "A Smiling Smile Is Alluring"

23. Sometimes I hate you, but more often than not I love you. "So You're Still Here" Classic love sentences in novels

1. A person always has to walk a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then in an inadvertent moment, you will I found that the things I tried so hard to forget were really forgotten.

2. Take a sip of water from Wangchuan River, and then take a sip of water from Jichuan River. You will forget everything and then remember everything again.

3. When true love changes the trajectory of its movement, when the eternity once thought gradually moves away, then, my dear, please love him forever for me.

4. I can't hide the original desire in my heart, just as I love you beautiful in my heart, how can I pretend that everything is empty?

5. In a blink of an eye, in a blink of an eye, we are hanging like this Go old.

6. Even the two closest stars are separated by a distance that cannot be reached in a lifetime.

7. In this world, there is always a type of people who get into a hole and cannot get out. "Ten Years of Wen Ruyan"

8. Happy families are all similar, and unhappy families each have their own misfortunes.

9. If you don’t love enough, you will have many excuses.

10. How can beauty have all kinds of tastes without some regret? Liu Yong Epiphyllum

11. I know I am not a very good recorder, but I More than anyone else, I like to look back on the road I came from. I keep looking back, standing still, and then I run forward vigorously with time still in my hands.

12. Times must come at the right time, otherwise they will go without a trace.

13. May God give me a calm heart and let me accept the things I cannot change. May God give me the courage to change the things I can. May God give me the wisdom to distinguish between the two.

14. In this world, some people have no home. If you let him go back, he will not be able to find the way he came or where he is going, and he will die in a corner

15. I once fantasized about traveling around the world under the sun. .

16. She put her book in her folder, smiled at me, and walked away in a hurry.

17. This is a highly competitive society. Those who are not qualified to leave had better not leave, otherwise they will have to look back. This position has been taken by others, and there will be no more space. In your spare time, you will be upset. It's of no use either. Once deeply in love

18. You give me a tear, and I see the entire ocean in your heart.

19. If you are afraid of the cold like me, then please spend every winter with the one you love. From then on, every year, it is the twelfth summer.

20. I like to learn from people who have no knowledge but are smart. Their methods are unreasonable, primitive and embarrassing, but they often work.

Educated women are polite in everything, and even lose their only weapon, allowing themselves to be slaughtered by society.

21. You can get both the Dharma and the Dharma in this world, and you can live up to the Tathagata and live up to you. "Live up to the Tathagata and live up to you"

22. A person may have done many good deeds in his life and will forget them, but when he gets old, what he will really remember is what he has done. bad things.

23. The mountain road is winding and winding, but it stretches towards the top after all.

24. Life is like chess, if you make one mistake, you will lose everything.

25. I will never wake up from my dream, because I have never dreamed.

26. No matter how heavy the wound is, it will heal one day. But regret is different, it will follow you until the end of life

27. Growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm this world brings to you, and then grow up without fear.

28. For the sake of ideals, everyone will work tirelessly to realize them and turn great ideals into reality.

Twenty-nine, never give up for the rest of your life! You are mine and I am yours. Unique in the world

Thirty, you don’t need to allow me to live in the next life, I only want you in this life. "Jiuzhou Huaxu Yin"

Thirty-one. In the troubled times of that year when Qiao Luo had her He Chi, he raised his eyes and saw her in the crowd, grinned and showed a row of big white teeth, ostentatiously : Qiao Luo, where have you been? "Luo Luo Qing Huan"

Thirty-two, a hundred years have passed, thousands of miles of stairs, the floating world is dirty, the human heart is treacherous, and life and death are separated. Wherever you go, look for it. Classic sentences in novels. The clothes are as pure as feathers, and the face is as plain as a lotus flower.