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I am a thousand-year-old fox, and you told me a serial.

I am a thousand-year-old fox, and you told me a serial.

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When I went to Thailand to play, my sister's words touched my heart. "I am a thousand-year-old fox, tell me a serial." I can't help laughing every time I think about it!

This is the case. When we visited Thailand, our local companion was a Feng from Thailand. He was born in Guangdong, China, grew up in Taiwan Province Province, and later developed in Thailand. He asked us to call him PP instead of the tour guide. He said that "tour guide" was a curse in Thailand and I learned a lot. I thought, as we all know, PP is also a curse in China! That's really interesting!

Everyone was satisfied with A Feng's performance two days ago. He tells us some trivial things about Thailand in the car every day, and really knows a lot about the local customs of Thailand! Two or three days after the trip, A Feng suggested that everyone spend more money to experience the meticulous massage techniques in Thailand and eat some seafood and fresh fruit. In fact, these fruit and seafood massage trilogy are all on the original itinerary, and he said that he can upgrade the version after paying the money. Eat bigger seafood, fresher fruits and experience better massage! Because we agreed in our previous trip that we didn't need to pay extra, and we found that the amount he proposed was obviously higher than that of other groups that came with us by phone, so we didn't want to be the big head, so we didn't want to! Under the unanimous opposition of everyone, no matter what Feng said, we were silent. Obviously formed a confrontation. Finally, at about 10 pm, after watching a shemale performance, the cars of other tour groups drove away one after another. Feng is missing. Besides, the tour guide who went with us in Nanjing told us that the car broke down. It will take another hour to fix it! Some people have gone for a walk, so we have to spend this time. For a moment, I believed the tour guide and the car broke down, although I wondered why everyone didn't fix it while watching the program. But when I sat down, blowing the cool breeze in Pattaya, Thailand, and chatting with two older sisters from Xuzhou, I also felt that this was the anger of the tour guide! So as to suppress the people in our group. Two sisters called our guide in Nanjing, but they didn't bother him. They just told him that there are nearly 70-year-old people and children in the group. Ordinary adults are fine, but the old people and children can't help but have problems, or it's your problem. Just two or three minutes after this sentence, the car came! Obviously, the car is not broken. Confirmed that inference! The local escort deliberately embarrassed us. In fact, it is obvious that they can get a commission from this fee. In fact, everyone understands this! It is not easy for everyone. At some point, they have their own income, so it is understandable to work so hard on such a hot day. Everyone is ready to accept it, but don't go too far. But he is so arrogant and black, and obviously he has angered everyone by playing tricks. Formed this ending!

At this time, what the two sisters said made me feel very appropriate. "I have been a fox for thousands of years. Tell me something about serial." Although it is a joke, I think it is a good sentence, so I decided to use it as the title of my article! Because it often happens in life, some people obviously have ulterior motives, but they still pretend to be good people under the banner of a signboard. Lee got it, too, and his name dropped. Everyone else is a little fool, let him indulge in his high IQ! Think of everyone who has had a life experience. In fact, everything, as well as the potential small feelings behind it, are ignorant and well aware, and the problems that should be fulfilled will generally be fulfilled. Just tacitly! But most of the time, you shouldn't touch people's bottom line, try to be cheap, but also want to tell them well, and try to play with them as fools. How is that possible! Such a person is too confident, so he believes that the other person knows nothing! In fact, everyone knows that when you want to let you go and don't want to fulfill you, all tricks and rhetoric are just floating clouds! Sometimes, I often wonder who is whose joke. You think you are smart enough. In fact, when everyone else is watching your performance and the dust settles, you think you are a joke!

There is a saying in "Caigen Tan", "Mechanically smart, those who don't know are tall, and those who know but don't use them are especially tall." I have watched it for many years and always remember it. The general understanding is that cleverness should be kept. It is similar to "no matter how clever a person is, he is also stupid, and the smartest person is also clumsy." If it is not necessary, it is better to be down to earth! Because nobody is stupid. Everyone can understand at a glance what is hidden behind your every little thought. After experiencing many things in life, the experience is that we should treat people sincerely, never shrink back when we can help, and never stand by when we can help. Even if you have thousands of tricks in your heart, put them aside and treat others sincerely! Most people can still feel your sincerity. Here you go! As for the individual who delights in other people's pain and likes to do things that harm others but not benefit himself, the non-human who can't hide others can count! In fact, there is really no need to be so petty, because in Jianghu, everyone knows that you haven't done it yet, and everyone knows what's going on. If you want to help you, pretend not to see it and don't want to help you. Those tricks are all zero. Take them!

I often wonder how many brain cells will be saved if everyone understands this truth and simplifies things. It's just that too many people prefer to complicate simple things and look unfathomable. In fact, this is the only thing in life. As an ordinary person, you can't gain much. I don't see any benefits except being tired and bored. There may be a blank in politics, and the strategies in the market may be more or less implicit, reserved and calculated. In the middle of ordinary life, it should really be so simple and sincere to wait for each other and fulfill each other. Life is not easy, there is really no need to artificially set obstacles!

Recalling the jokes of my two sisters, I realized Qian Fan's indifferent expression and smiling language. I've been a fox for thousands of years. Tell me something about serial. There is an indescribable pleasure in my heart! Those little abacus vanished before they were sold! It's hard to say who hurt who!

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