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What are some funny bank abbreviations?

1, China Construction Bank (CBC): "Save or not?"

2. Bank of China (BC): "No deposit!"

3. ABC: "Ah? Do not save? "

4. China Industrial and Commercial Bank: "Love can't survive!"

5. Minsheng Bank (CMSB): "Save it. Silly b! "

6. China Merchants Bank (CMBC): "Save it. Idiot! "

7. China Development Bank (CDB): "Save it!"

8. Industrial Bank (CIB): "Save one hundred!"

9. Beijing Commercial Bank (BCCB): "White deposit. Save it? "

10, HSBC: "Don't save it!"

1 1, Postal Savings Bank (PSBC): "Don't save if you are afraid of death!"

The profit channels of the extended information bank include loans, bank insurance, financial fund product sales, financial equipment sales, financial intelligent terminal business consumption profit, hedging business, bill business and so on.

The profit ratio of most domestic banks is: loan 30%, bank insurance 10%, wealth management fund product sales 10%, financial instrument sales 5%, financial intelligent terminal business consumption 30%, hedging business 5%, bill business 10% and so on.

In terms of market competition, with the development of financial market and the continuous improvement of openness, the competition pattern, competition space and competitors faced by large banks have undergone and are continuing to undergo profound changes.