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Paris newspaper Napoleon joke

A report in a Paris newspaper

Day 1: "Corsican monster landed in Juan Port"

The next day: "The ogre advanced on Glass."

The third day: "The thief entered Grenoble"

Day 4: "Bonaparte occupied Lyon"

Day 5: "Napoleon approaches Fontainebleau"

Day 6: "His Majesty the King will arrive in his loyal Paris today."