Skydiving jokes when the plane was in an accident.

There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! China people shouted: Long live People's Republic of China (PRC)! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......

During the war, a transport plane carried five passengers, namely, American, British, Japanese, a China primary school student and a priest. When the plane approached the war zone, its engine was blown up by stray bullets. The captain announced that he had abandoned the plane and then parachuted to escape. At this time, there were only four parachutes left on the plane, and the American said unhurriedly; I want to live for the American people; After that, I jumped with an umbrella. The Englishman said in a hurry, I want to live for Great Britain, and then jumped under an umbrella. The Japanese said in a hurry: I want to live for the great Japanese empire, and then I jumped. At this moment, China students said quietly, Mr. Pastor, here are two parachutes. Let's go! The priest asked, isn't there only one? China pupils said: No! That Japanese guy just took my schoolbag! !

A plane crashed on an island. Only one American, one China and one Japanese survived, but they met cannibals on the island. The patriarch told them that as long as the total length of DD of the three of you exceeds 20 cm, we won't eat you. The Americans first measured it, which was 12 cm long, and then it was from China, which was 7 cm long. The United States and China are loose. It's time to measure the Japanese. His length is exactly 2 cm, and the length of the three people adds up to more than 20 cm. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief ... after the cannibal left, the American said, "I am more than half of my length. Without me, you would have been finished." China people are unconvinced and say, Ya, my length is equal to the average. Without me, you would have finished. After a while, the Japanese broke out. If I didn't get an erection just now, you're all finished! !