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A long health joke
Worth it: I spent fifty cents defecating in the public toilets of tourist attractions.
Save water: shit in the Woods.
Long-winded: stand up after pulling, and stand up and want to pull.
Yu Wei: After you came out of the bathroom, nobody dared to go in for eight hours.
Stuttering: pull rabbit shit.
Frank: Final decision.
Be careful: break it with a stick before flushing.
Stage fright: I always want to shit before the game.
Sharing: shit with the door open.
Ecstasy: The feeling of diarrhea after constipation lasts for four days.
Clever: can avoid splashing water in the toilet in time.
Hard work: the blue veins are exposed, my cheeks are purple and I am shaking all over.
Haunted: I feel pulled out. There are traces on the toilet paper, but nothing can be seen in the toilet.
Smart: Never take a shit after work.
Habit: Be punctual every day, and be sure to defecate then.
Wandering: I can't pull it out, but I always feel that there is.
Lucky: the bottom of the toilet left a mark like a sudden brake.
Unfortunately, it's over before you take off your pants.
Cleanliness: No matter how you wipe it, there is nothing left on the toilet paper.
Show off: Be sure to show everyone before flushing.
Ghost: There is shit in the toilet, but no one has been to the toilet.
Courage: Try to fart when you are upset.
Naughty: Draw conch while defecating.
Risk: the first flush, the toilet is full, will it be flushed again?
Hypocrisy: It looks like shit, but actually it doesn't even fart.
Vision: prepare enough rolls of paper and sit in the toilet immediately after eating laxatives.
Anxiety: A family of three has a stomachache, but there is only one bathroom.
Stubborn: always floating on the water, can not be washed away.
Suddenly: defecating without any psychological preparation, such as farting, rectal examination, and making out with your lover. ...
Romance: You can't shit without music and coffee.
Frank: You can see what you ate yesterday from your stool.
Ostentation and extravagance: You must fart three times before defecating.
Inferiority: I wiped a whole roll of paper, but I still don't feel clean.
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