Classic brain teaser sharing

The answer to brain teasers is hidden, and there are many possible choices that can develop people's intelligence and way of thinking. Here I have compiled a classic

The answer to brain teasers is hidden, and there are many possible choices that can develop people's intelligence and way of thinking. Here I have compiled a classic brain teaser for you. Welcome to read it.

Classic brain teaser joke 1

1. There is something that goes up and then goes down, and when it goes down, it goes up. What is this? Answer: seesaw

2. What kind of water can't be drunk? Answer: salary

3. What does everyone want? Answer: Sick.

A man fell into the river, and he climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

5. Where is asking for trouble? Answer: pharmacy

6. Can you make a number greater than 3 and less than 4 with three chopsticks? Answer: Take pi "∏"

7. What number should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? Answer: Add a "."to become "0. 1"

8. What says "daddy" never touches it, but calls it "daddy" and touches it twice? Answer: upper lip and lower lip

9. Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? A: The shadow of the earth means every night.

10. Mrs. King has always been outspoken, but what made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

1 1. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: hit yourself in the mouth, stop dreaming!

12. If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? Wake up.

13. I can't fly. I put my foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.

14. What water is inexhaustible? Answer: saliva

15. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

Classic brain teaser joke 2

1. What kind of flowers in the world are usually cold in summer and warm in winter? Answer: Tofu pudding

The college entrance examination has been announced. Why is Zhiming's anonymous list not sad at all? Answer: Because Zhiming is still in primary school.

3. Does the tortoise have teeth? Answer: How do I know if you don't open your mouth?

4. The accumulated water on the ground will be less and less because of the evaporation of the sun; Where is the water? The stronger the sunshine, the more water there is. Answer: A. Sweat on your body. B. snow

5. What do Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin do when they sleep every day? Answer: Close your eyes.

6. Mrs. Wang entrusted the credit bureau to track and monitor Mr. Wang 24 hours a day to prevent him from cheating, but why did Mr. Wang cheat in the end? Answer: Because Mr. Wang cheated on the subway.

7. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first? Answer: It is better to close the door first.

8. Ask the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? Answer: three long and two short.

9. Dogs never take a bath. Why doesn't it have bugs? Answer: Of course dogs can't give birth to cockroaches.

10. It's best to hold hands when you meet something. Answer: When someone points a gun at you.

1 1. What can be used as a general answer: telephone.

12. Why did A Lang wear a brand-new raincoat without a hole, but still get wet? Answer: Because he is wearing a raincoat in the hot sun.

13. A blind goat has a piece of beef on its left and a piece of pork on its right. Which piece does it eat? Answer: Don't you know that goats are vegetarian?

14. The more knowledge you learn in school, the less you have. Answer: I don't know.

15. What cloth is cut constantly with scissors? Answer: Waterfalls.

16. There is something that goes up and then goes down, and when it goes down, it goes up. What is this? Answer: seesaw

17. What kind of water can't be drunk? Answer: salary

What does everyone want? Answer: Sick.

19. A man fell into the river. He climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

20. Where is asking for trouble? Answer: pharmacy

Classic brain teaser joke 3

1. What should I do if I can't find a self-defense weapon in the icy Arctic? Answer: pee to make an ice sword.

2. What do we often say in our daily life? Answer: telephone

3. What will be the impact of canceling morning self-study? Answer: Let students and parents stay in bed for half an hour.

4. Why does everyone like to sit in front of the TV and watch TV? Answer: Because standing for a long time will make your feet sore.

5. Why did the global stock market index fall today? Answer: Today is World Environmental Protection Day.

6. Xiao Wang has five sweets. After eating two bites, Dalin and his girlfriend saw it. Dalin said, "Good things should be shared with old friends." What should Xiao Wang do? Answer: Say "thank you" to Dalin, and then take Dalin's girlfriend away. => Dalin said

7. Colleagues are drinking and chatting in Xiaozhangjia. After three rounds of drinking, why does everyone know that Xiao Zhang is drunk? Answer: Because Xiao Zhang is putting on his shoes and is going home.

8. The weather is getting colder and colder. Why does Xiaohua take off her clothes instead of putting on more clothes? Answer: Because he is going to take a bath.

9. What should I do if I drop something? Answer: It doesn't matter, there are still four blank mahjong.

10. Xiaoding is swimming in the swimming pool. Why did the water suddenly get deeper? Answer: Because someone just peed.

1 1. Is it embarrassing? Answer: Keep a bear that can catch fish.

12. When it rains, two people hold an umbrella, and as a result, both of them get wet; Three people hold an umbrella, why doesn't anyone get wet again? Answer: Because the rain has stopped.

13. If you accidentally drown, how can you save yourself if there is no one else nearby? Answer: Drink all the water => but it will still swell to death.

14. What would you do if you overslept in the morning and found that the alarm clock didn't go off? Answer: wake up the alarm clock!

15. What do people fear most? A: A debt of * *