Find a joke about an employee taking time off.

An employee wants to take a day off. As a result, the boss was very angry, and the consequences were very serious ... The boss said confidentially, "Do you want to take a day off? See what you want from the company. You can work 365 days a year. 52 weeks a year, you have two days off every week, *** 104 days, leaving 26 1 day for work. You are absent from work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 174 days, there are still 87 days left. You surf the Internet for at least 30 minutes every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days. The time you spend on lunch every day is 1 hour, 46 days, 18 days. Usually you take two sick days a year, so your working hours are only 16 days. The company doesn't go to work for five holidays every year, and you only work 1 1 day. The company generously gives you 10 days off every year, so you work 1 day, and you have to take a fucking day off. "