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The story of Chinese wife and Korean husband

I have been with my husband for four years. In my eyes, he is more like a man from the south of China. At home, he loves cooking and housework, and occasionally he has a childish temper. He has many interesting things. If you are interested, I will speak slowly.

Go to the hospital.

He went to the hospital in China for the first time because he fell in the bathroom and his eyes hurt, so he went for an examination. At that time, he didn't speak Chinese fluently, so he stuttered, but he likes to brag. So when he saw the doctor, he insisted on explaining the symptoms himself and stumbled for a long time.

After a simple examination, the doctor said seriously, "It's not obvious outside. It seems that a brain examination is needed. I suspect that it affects the nerves in the brain, and his speech is a bit inarticulate. " He was so embarrassed at that time that he never spoke casually again.

Then I went to check my eyesight, because Korean eye charts are all in English or numbers, and China is a symbol of downward and upward. It was the first time he saw it, but he was too careless to notice it, so something interesting happened.

The doctor pointed to the downward symbol, and he said "M", which surprised the doctor.

The doctor pointed to the upward symbol, and he said "W", and the doctor began to feel depressed.

The doctor pointed to the symbol on the right again. He said "E" and the doctor began to sweat.

Finally, the doctor pointed to the sign on the left. He said: "this watch is broken, there is no such word!" " The doctor collapsed on the spot and said, "Where did you come from? ! "

sing karaoke

My husband is super patriotic, but this country is China. Moreover, he loves to sing China songs, and we always laugh that he is a Kazakh-China family.

Once at home, my husband suddenly said to me, "I learned a new song today."

"What song?" I smiled.

"Sweet honey." He said proudly.

"Are you? That song is very classic, sing it to me ... "

"Very good." So he closed his eyes and began to sing narcissistically: "Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet .......................................................................................................................................!

surname

My husband's surname is Jin and my surname is Li, both of which are domestic surnames, hehe.

Once we were watching TV, he put a P, so I picked up the pillow and patted it and said, "You fart!" " "

It's human instinct to have no choice but to put P, and I will inevitably make mistakes. It's his turn to talk about me this time. He scolded me like me and said, "You are a fart!" " "

It turned out that he thought I was cursing "fart gold" last time. So far, I haven't explained the difference between gold and essence to him, because I think fart Li is much more civilized than fart essence, hehe.

See your parents for the first time before marriage.

Because my husband is Korean and his family is not rich, my mother doesn't understand why I like him (after all, girls nowadays are very realistic, and Zhejiang people generally want to find a local son-in-law), and she was also very opposed to our communication at first. So, my husband decided to go to my house and have a good relationship with the prospective mother-in-law. After my lobbying, my mother finally agreed.

Korean dramas were not popular at that time, so my mother didn't know much about Korean customs.

As soon as my husband entered my house, he bowed 90 degrees: "Hello, Mom!" " "(Because in Korea, my friend's mother is also called mom."

My mother was shocked and quickly bowed her head and replied, "Call aunt, not mom."

Because young Koreans bow, old people don't have to go back, so my husband is shocked. 120 degree bow: "Hello, auntie!" " "

My mother saw him salute like this and returned a gift with China's idea: "Please come in."

Husband is another bow that doesn't know a hundred degrees: "thank you, aunt!" " "

My mother couldn't stand it anymore and said to me, "Tell him to stop bowing, my old waist is almost broken!" " ! "

Later, my husband told me that if I bowed my head that day, it would be 180 degrees, and he would climb into my house.

word

My husband often says that China is vast in territory and abundant in natural resources, and there are many things that South Korea does not have, and he will never see them.

It's done.

On this day, I bought some fresh litchi and went to his dormitory to eat with him. Because there is no licking in Korea.

Branch, so my husband took out his dictionary and studied the word carefully. I used this time to wash my hands.

When I came back, I saw his face was very painful. There is a litchi stone on the table, but there is no litchi shell. I suddenly understood what was going on and burst into laughter. He said gloomily, "This thing tastes really strange."

However, after I patiently taught him, he fell madly in love with litchi and didn't stop eating until he had a nosebleed. After all, he can't buy such a good thing in Korea if he wants to buy it.

My husband went to Australia to study for 3 years after graduating from college. But I have been in China for n years, and I have basically forgotten English and changed to speak Chinese.

When I was in Korean College, most of my classmates were Westerners and Japanese, and I was the only one from China. Once, my husband came to pick me up after class, and happened to meet my classmates and invited them to dinner, so he followed. During the dinner, everyone talked in English. My classmates asked us how we met, and my husband said in a classic way:

"We met in college and she taught me Chinese."

I don't know why I heard my classmates look at each other.

Computer desktop

My husband's attitude towards the Japanese is the same as mine, both admiring their civilization and hating their government's attitude towards history.

Once, I looked at photos of beautiful women online (hehe, sorry, personal hobby). I found a temperament beauty, so let my husband take a look.

The husband said, "Yes, it's beautiful. Are you from Sichuan? "

I said, "It seems to be Korean."

He immediately said, "The nose is fake."

Later, I saw the following explanation that it was Japanese mm.

The husband said, "Throw away the computer."

Waterfall sweat-_-; ; ; ;

At one time, Louis Koo, an anthomaniac, put her photos on the computer desktop. My husband was jealous and came to protest, but it was fruitless. So he changed the desktop of his work notebook to a photo of Gianna Jun, but I didn't respond.

10 minutes later, he came to me with a notebook. I found that I changed a picture of Britney Spears this time, and I continued to be unresponsive.

Ten minutes later, he deliberately harassed me with his notebook. When I saw it, it was actually a photo of a pig, and I said, "This is the best for you."

He proudly said, "Yes, because I thought of you when I saw it."

So, it was another beating, but after the beating, I also changed the computer desktop into a photo of a pig, hehe, pigs should also be paired.

drink

Every family has a difficult experience, and life is ups and downs. I have a strong personality, so quarreling with my husband is inevitable.

Every time a quarrel reaches its climax, he and I can't help jumping out of our hometown. I scold you in Zhejiang dialect: "Be careful!" ! ! I thought my nest was a bully ... "He said angrily in Busan dialect," $ $% $ #% $ *%&; *……"

At the end of the quarrel, we all scolded each other, as if we were singing opera, and we couldn't help laughing and making up automatically ~ ~

Therefore, my husband has always said that the biggest advantage of finding a foreign wife is that when you quarrel, you won't be sad if you don't understand unpleasant words ~ ~

Korean male stars on TV are very muscular, which is the result of their exercise. I looked at my husband's white fat belly and couldn't help sighing: "Look at you, you are all fat and don't exercise. What a shame! " "

My husband looked aggrieved and said, "Do I exercise every day?"

I was shocked: "Ah? What sport? "

He said solemnly, "Breathing exercises."

There was another beating.

Korean men love to drink, which is what I hate most. So before we got married, I made an agreement with him. From now on, unless there are special circumstances, no drinking, or goodbye. My husband gave up drinking under my intimidation and inducement.

There is a ceremony on the wedding day, where the couple drink a glass of wine and a bottle of champagne (I forget what brand it is, it seems to be Dragon Red, right? )。 We drank it off in the applause of everyone. The husband said to the MC with deep aftertaste, "This wine is really delicious."

Not bad. Can I have another drink? "

stock

When I first bought stocks, I always wavered and didn't know when to sell them.

So I habitually asked my husband.

"Honey, it's gone up a little today. It looks like it's going to fall. Do you want to throw it away? "

My husband was reading a novel and said, "Throw it away."

As a result, it rose after being dumped, and my husband was kicked by me.

Later, "Husband, it seems to have gone up very fast today. Do you want to throw it away? "

The husband thought for a moment and said, "Then stay."

After the result, it fell sharply.

There was another beating.

Later, "Husband, I bought this stock today ..."

Before the words were finished, my husband opened the closet door and hid: "Don't hit me!" " "

When I am angry, I often scold him: you useless thing!

Once, it was shown on TV that an American medical association transported medical waste to China to make money.

I said, "Hum! Foreign garbage!

The husband asked, "What is foreign garbage?" .

I said, "It's just useless things from abroad."

My husband winked and said, "Are you talking about me?"

Later, we continued to watch TV and showed a program of migrant workers.

He asked again, "What are migrant workers?"

I said, "People who come from other places to work in Hangzhou."

The husband said happily, "Then I am a migrant worker!" "

I smiled and said, "Exactly!"

Language code

My pet phrase is "extraordinary ..." For example, when I come back from work, I will say, "Today is extraordinary."

Sometimes when I praise my husband's cooking, I will say, "It's not just delicious."

Once a good friend came to my house to play, and I talked about the problem of losing weight that women often say.

My good friend said, "I have gained a lot of weight recently."

My husband blurted out, "It's not just fat."

Later, after my husband's profound review and repeated explanations, my friend lost his temper.

Once I went to visit my grandmother. Husband and grandma watch TV together. My grandmother is 86 years old.

There was a man bowling on TV, and then he gave the ball a close-up.

Grandma said, "Wow, what a big watermelon."

My husband said, "Grandma, this is bowling."

Grandma asked, "What is bowling?"

He said, "Bowling is a big ... round ... going to the bowling alley to play ..."

Looking at grandma's inexplicable eyes, he finally said, "Well, this is a watermelon!" " "

After the marriage registration, my husband went to my house. Before going, he asked me what my wife's mother should be called in China. I said, it should be called mother-in-law or mother-in-law He nodded to show that he remembered.

So when I came home at night, my husband saw my mother and said with a big smile, "Good mother-in-law!" "

My mother looked embarrassed and I was about to correct him. He bowed to my father again and said enthusiastically, "Good mother-in-law!" "

No wonder my mother always said that the child was all right except a little silly.

Similar mistakes also appear in the usage of "wife" and "old woman"

Once I went shopping with my friends and went back later. I sent him a short message. As a result, a minute later, I received a reply from my husband:

"Old woman, I will wait for you at home. Take your time. Love you! "

So I replied, "Old man, you can eat alone. The old lady has bad teeth and is drinking porridge outside. "

achromatopsia

In Korea, if a man has thick hair, he will be called sexy, which is a compliment.

Once, my mother-in-law came to China to play and stayed at my house. At the weekend, my cousin just returned from studying in Singapore, and everyone celebrated for him.

My cousin admired Xiaogang at that time, so he grew a beard like his, which was very beautiful. When my mother-in-law saw it, she pointed to my cousin and her husband and said a few words. My cousin happened to see it and jokingly asked him, what did my mother-in-law say?

As a result, the husband said loudly, "mom says you are a young man with a hairy head and very handsome!" " "

Everyone laughed wildly, and my cousin got a nickname from now on, called "spring boy".

My husband is not a romantic. I often say that he is not romantic enough, and he is not convinced.

One weekend, we went shopping, and my husband said, wait, I'll be right back.

After a while, I saw him running over with a bunch of yellow roses and saying, "Wife, here you are ~ ~"

Yellow roses stand for breaking up, breaking up. I laughed and asked him, "why don't you buy red roses?" Yellow roses stand for breaking up! "

His eyes widened in surprise: "Really? But I am color blind! "

Stingy

Once, by the West Lake, I met a little beggar and dragged us for money.

So the husband took out a dollar coin from his trouser pocket and gave it to him. After only two steps, he met a little beggar, pestering us for money. Husband smiled and said "wait a minute ~" to him and then went back to the first little beggar. I was shocked, only to hear him say "give me fifty cents ~ ~" crazy! !

My father-in-law died early, and my mother-in-law raised three children alone, which was very hard, so my husband and I respected her very much.

My mother-in-law is a traditional woman. She believes that women should be housewives wholeheartedly after marriage, and men are not allowed to enter the kitchen. Unfortunately, I am spoiled at home, and my husband can't do a lot of housework. So once my mother-in-law came to our home in Busan from Ulsan, and we specially bought some ready-made dishes from outside, and then told her that they were prepared by me (a little bad, hehe. )

While eating, my mother-in-law pointed to a spicy rice cake and said, "This taste is really good, better than anything I cooked."

My husband got carried away and said, "of course, the price is high!" " "

I gave him a hard wink, and he thought deeply. There is no money in this place. He said, "This is not bought in the restaurant downstairs. The price I asked refers to the price of rice cakes! "

After my mother-in-law left, my husband was beaten up by me again, but since then I have also started to learn to cook simple Korean dishes. After all, it is a very happy thing to cook for your family. Sometimes, when two people cook together, there is an unspeakable happiness.

frog

My husband met me through a friend's introduction in the first week in China. I naturally became his Chinese teacher.

As we all know, if you talk to the same person often, your tone will become similar to his, especially when learning a language.

Sure enough, after several months of hard work, my husband's Chinese has made great progress, but he is often laughed at by his friends. It turns out that his tone of voice is too feminine. At that time, he often said two words are

Why are you such an asshole ~ ~ ~

Oh, * * is dead ~ ~ (for example, oh, it's so noisy ~ ~)

Writing here, I am a cold person, and it is difficult for me to speak in that tone without being laughed at. Every time I say it, my husband blames me He said he spent a lot of time trying to get rid of this tone.

Once my husband and another friend went to a snack bar for dinner. He asked his boss what his specialty was, and the boss said their fried frog was delicious.

My husband told a friend smartly that the frog is the chicken in the field, and it must be delicious, so he ordered one.

What's even more ridiculous is that when the boss brought it, the two of them didn't find it yet, and they were still eating it with relish. When I came home, I told them that frogs were frogs, and they were surprised for a long time.

So I asked my husband, "Can't you tell a frog from a chicken?" Idiot! "

My husband blushed and said, "I thought the chickens in China fields were so small!" "