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Funny sentences describing the success of losing weight

1. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

If a woman can't control her own weight, how can she control her own life!

I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.

4. Happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

5, the body is not good to wear unsightly clothes, who else can see the beauty of the soul these days? Because of being fat, it is often satirized.

6. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!

7. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

8, the appetite is under control again, eat less, what can I do, can I die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you! .

9. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

10, happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

1 1. What's the use of losing a little beauty? I don't want to listen to people's insincere words. You seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! It's so beautiful.