Philosophical jokes about China people

Philosophical jokes about China people

1. A bus full of passengers was driving fast on the downhill slope, and a man was chasing the car behind him. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! "

"I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car."

Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because of this necessity.

Go all out, and the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will eventually be fully displayed. )

At the graduation ceremony, the headmaster announced that the students who ranked first in the whole grade took the stage to receive the prize.

But after a few phone calls, the student slowly stepped onto the stage.

Later, the teacher asked the students, "What's the matter? Are you sick? Still didn't hear clearly? "

The student replied, "No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear you clearly."

How many people are bound by fame and fortune, and how many people are bound? We are taught to live up to expectations and excel, but live up to expectations.

Yes, only a few people, the silent public is still the majority after all. Think about it, there are so many people like you and me, aren't there?

Is it an exciting thing? )