Ask for classic jokes or jokes.

One asked, "Have you ever been in love before?"

He replied, "I talked about it in college."

This man knows perfectly well and asks, "Are you from Henan?"

He was startled. "How do you know you are with a man?"

2. A person is walking on the road, and a woman comes up to you and asks you: Is this the earth? What's your answer?

If it is a beauty, I will say, "Are you a Martian? Oh, I like Martians best! " "

If it was a dinosaur, I would say, "Where did it come from? Go away! " "

3. A computer worker dreamed that he confessed to his girlfriend: "Generally speaking, the motherboard is ok, especially the core is good, the memory (connotation) is rich, and the cost performance ratio (cost and ability) is excellent. You can like me. What an expert! "

There is a beautiful new female colleague.

A male colleague coughed twice in front of her, and she said very gently, "Do you have a cold?"

My colleague was a little excited: "Well, a little!"

Female colleague: "Then you stay away from me."

5. Huilong religion, the largest religion in China, is widely distributed and has many followers.

Church activities focus on every morning.

According to the first chapter of Huilong Dafa, "I'll sleep for a little while" is the teaching principle. Forwarding is considered missionary.