Love is fun and humorous.

Love humor: Every time I quarrel with my father, he will leave a sentence: "You will know when you are my age." I don't know why, we have been arguing for more than 20 years, and we can't reach his age every time. The following is a funny love story I compiled for you. Welcome to read the collection.

Love funny humor, 1 1. After lunch, a buddy asked me enviously: Now there are so many swindlers and so many means, which sounds very attractive. Why can you always see through a liar's tricks at the first time and never be cheated? So powerful, can you teach me?

I showed a hint of disdain at the corner of my mouth and proudly said a word to my buddy: poor!

My father has been my idol since I was a child! Especially he was growled by my mother one second ago, and the shameless character that can make my mother talk the next second deeply infected me! !

3. Drinking coffee in a coffee shop and accidentally spilling it on beautiful women passing by. I helped her wipe and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"Didn't mean it. Why did you wipe my thigh? ! "She said, pointing to the stain on her arm.

Love is funny and humorous. 2 1. I saw a girl playing plants vs. zombies and put nuts behind the shooter, so I asked her why. She said the stone looked silly and I wanted to put it in the back to protect it.

After listening to it, I suddenly felt deeply. If I can't play, I can't play What are you selling?

I always feel that my wife is the black sheep these two days, and everything is deliberately showing off her wealth. The first is that you have a wife, the second is that you have money, and the third is that you have both a wife and money! ! !

3. A stray dog in the north, from Beijing. House prices are shocking.

My girlfriend and I said, "Well, it will be enough for us to live in Siping meters in the future. There is a 2×2 bed in it and a TV on the wall. Let's live together, don't you think? "

My girlfriend glanced at me: "I don't care about the size of the house." I just want to know if you can sleep when you go home ... "

When I came home from a business trip, I saw my wife and Lao Wang sleeping next door. Suddenly, I got angry and wrestled with Lao Wang. My wife saw it and hit me with Lao Wang, which broke my heart.

Suddenly my son kicked the door and shouted, Dad! Let me help you! !

A warm current welled up in my heart and was knocked unconscious by my son before I could say it.

5. Friend: "My biggest dream is to earn money to buy a house, then sell it and travel around the world with my beloved girl!"

Me: "Why not just travel around the world?"

Friend: "Where can I find a girl without a house?" Don't sell the house, take it to travel. "

I ...

There is a boy who treats his wife better after marriage than before. At a party, a friend laughed at him: Why are you still so tired after getting married? He smiled wryly and said, "Before getting married, many boys wanted to catch up with her, and many boys would be kind to her. Only by being kind to her can I catch up with her; " After marriage, there are fewer and fewer boys who are kind to her. Only by being kind to her can I not let her down. Everything I do is to make her happy. "Say that finish, all the friends present were silent, without ridicule, only admiration.

Second, on a snowy night. He knelt down on one knee, touching her favorite red rose in his right hand and holding the ring box in his left. She looked happy and said, "Stop it, there are so many people." He smiled and said, "Will you promise me?" She nodded. Everyone around you is thunderous. On the way home, she looked at his hunchback and said, "I have been married for more than ten years." Let's change the way for our wedding anniversary next year. "

Third, in the subway. Dad is holding a big Doraemon doll, and his son is holding a small one. The son greedily looked at the one in his father's hand. Dad said, "Be good, don't make any noise. This is for mom. "

A husband is nursing his wife who is about to give birth at the bedside. The wife asked her husband, "Do you want a boy or a girl?" Husband: "If it is a boy, we cannot father to protect you;" If it's a girl, I will protect you both. "The girl who is willing to walk hand in hand with you through life is your angel, and angels are used to guard.

She came home from work that day, and he sat on the sofa. Smoking a cigarette with a straight face, suddenly he said, "Hey, I said, aren't you tired of living together like this for two years?" She stopped to change her slippers, turned and waited for a while, and looked at him: "What do you think?" He remained expressionless: "I said, I'm tired." Her tears flowed out, and she turned helplessly to wipe them. A warm body suddenly hugged her: "Why don't we get married?"

6. Fold paper into heart-shaped origami when you are free, and give it to her when you see her. How long has this habit been? He can't even remember. One day, she said on the phone, "A waste paper collector came today. I asked the price and sold all the heart-shaped origami you gave me. " Paused, "only nine dollars. When you are dressed up, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate. "

At this time, the bus has arrived at the station. Announcer: Please take your valuables off the bus. He took her hand and said to her, "Let's go, valuables."

He has broken up with her for two years. For two years, he used to open her blog every day after work to see her mood for the day. Sometimes she's happy, sometimes she's sad, sometimes she's lost ... He just watches quietly, doesn't comment, and even deletes browsing records. Until one day her blog was full of her wedding photos. There is a small line below: "I am married, I won't wait for you, I won't update."

Nine, there is a pair of lovers who have broken up for a long time and met by chance in a foreign country. He asked: How are you? She replied, I'm fine. He asked: How is he? She replied: He's fine. How are you? she asked. He replied, I'm fine. She asked: How is she? He replied: She just told me that she was fine.

He works upstairs in her office. They are across the street, and she secretly looks up at him every day, guessing his joys and sorrows, and recording them on the Weibo. One day, he left. Her Weibo was updated as: He's gone, and I'm thinking about him. The next second, there will be a comment immediately: fool, I moved to the floor opposite you, so I don't have to look down at you.

Between the ends of the earth, a network cable connects the love between men and women.

The woman typed "I'm cold" on the screen.

The man posted a picture of a hug on the screen and asked, "Baby! Is it still cold? "

The woman smiled and told the man, "It's not cold."

At this time, the hearts of men and women are warm.

Although there is no real hug, it feels like a hug.

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