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Diary of selling fruit
February 2007 15, 23 years old, first time at the counter, worked in the supermarket all day. But on this day, the harvest is quite rich.
Finally, I clearly recognized several kinds of marine fish. Well, I personally operated the electronic scale with fixed price and the "card, card" tool for sealing bags in the supermarket. I also witnessed the ways and channels of loading fruits, fish, meat and quick freezing in the supermarket. Of course, the most valuable thing is to see the consumers. Let's talk about the people who are most impressed. The first category, expensive is the good type. Fur coats are popular everywhere, boots with boots and trousers are popular, dyed curly hair is popular, and clothes are also popular, maybe I don't know. Pushing a car full, it seems that there is no "new year's goods" that can be eaten for a long time. I went to the freezer, looked at the brightly colored shrimps and put them in the bag. I picked out two bags and paid for them. Almost 200 yuan, I put them in the shopping cart that almost gushed out without blinking. Before I leave, I still don't want to talk loudly with others about all kinds of marine fish in the seafood area. Tired of eating, there are people watching ~ ~ ~ ~
The second kind of completion. This year, my uncle bought a lot of frozen food goods, chicken feet, duck feet, chicken wings, duck wings, sticks and sticks, hearts, chickens and ducks. Anyway, they are all home-cooked dishes that can be cooked in one pot. Seeing a lot of customers, pulling plastic belts and packing a variety of things, it felt like a new year's goods, and suddenly I remembered the lyrics. "
The third category, join in the fun. Why do you say join in the fun? In fact, these products are available in the market, but the fiery, complete and clean supermarket is the reason why many customers come. So, we came to join in the fun. Every counter in the supermarket turned around to see the price, but it was not much cheaper than outside. So, "this is only 8 yuan in the wholesale market, but it is actually 8.4 yuan, which is expensive and expensive. Let's go. "Ha ha, as we all know, people's goods are not in the big market.
The fourth category, New Year's Day, seems to make us forget the meaning of the New Year. What can I eat in the New Year? Just eating this item, the Chinese New Year lost too much charm than usual. But there will still be such a group of people who can't finish anything on weekdays, and the Chinese New Year is a long-term hope for them. They will stay for a long time, hovering over whether to choose this or that.
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I spent a day like this, watching the surging customers, watching my uncle pull goods one after another, sweating like a pig, watching my father's hoarse face but still trying to shout, and watching the back pain that the empress was holding back was not hunched. This is Chinese New Year ~ ~ ~
Although it's just simple bookkeeping, packing and greeting guests, I don't know where I got the feeling that I haven't had for a long time. It's really the New Year.
China New Year is coming, I wish all my friends a family reunion, peace and happiness in the new year! There seems to be a lot of friends this year.
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