English stories about satire

Bush: Doctor, what's wrong with my brain?

Doctor: Your brain is completely normal.

Bush: Why?

Doctor: Like everyone else, you have a right brain and a living brain.

Bush: And then what?

Doctor: But yours is better than others.

Bush: Oh?

Doctor: Yes, sir, everyone's brain is not so perfect. But yours is an exception.

Bush: Tell me how it can be an exception, not because I am the head of the United States. I hope so.

Doctor: Sir, your brain is really completely separated. There is nothing wrong with your left brain and nothing left in your right brain.

Bush and the doctor's joke.

Pay attention to the last sentence This is a pun.

Second,

He won

Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

Third,

drink

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

Fourth,

treat cordially

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy of this family quietly left the room and went to Amo. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

Five,

logical inference

A fourth-grade teacher is giving her students a logic lesson.

"Here's the thing," she said. "A man was standing on a boat in the middle of the river fishing. He lost his balance, fell into the water and started splashing and shouting.

G for help. His wife heard the commotion and knew that he couldn't swim, so she ran to the shore. Why do you think she ran to the bank? "

A girl raised her hand and asked, "Do you want to withdraw all his savings?"

logical inference

The fourth grade teacher is giving a logic lesson to the students. She gave an example like this: "There was a case where a man was fishing on a boat in the middle of a river and suddenly lost his center of gravity and fell into the water. So he began to struggle and shouted for help. His wife heard his cry and knew that he couldn't swim, so she hurried to the river. Who can tell me why? " A girl raised her hand and answered, "Are you going to withdraw his deposit?"

[Note] In English, besides the familiar "bank", bank also means "river bank".

Six, (pure entertainment)

English jokes

Last Friday, I wore an Adidas dress to play ball. An American saw it and laughed at me and said, "Really!

Do you know what this means? It means I dream about sex all day. I've been thinking about it all day

Sex, abbreviated as Adidas) "I'm surprised how he reacted so quickly. When Lenovo was so rich, he was there.

An American helped me. He said that there is a famous Korn choir, and one of their signature songs is

A.D.I.D.A.S (Dreaming about sex all day) So, this story is familiar to many Americans.

Can be detailed! It's your turn to make fun of America next time.