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Cold joke: I want a super cold cold joke. Who can recommend some good jokes?

Two bananas go shopping in tandem. Walking, the banana in front felt very hot, so I took off my clothes. Guess what?-The banana in the back fell off.

2. The mother took her daughter back from kindergarten and asked on her way home, "What English did the teacher teach today?" The daughter said, "Big Sprite." Mother is confused. The next day she went to the kindergarten and asked the teacher. The teacher said, "I taught the capital letter' B' yesterday."

3. Two tomatoes go shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, we are tomatoes and can't talk.

When a polar bear is bored, he pulls out his hair, one, two, three. ..................................................................................................................................................

5. There is a match. It walked, walked, walked, walked ... suddenly it felt itchy, so it scratched, scratched, scratched, scratched ... later ... it set itself on fire and finally went out ~ ~

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Run crying. . He flew. ...

7. Water said to pure water, "Everyone is water, so why pretend to be pure?" Water said to urine, "We are all water, why should we pretend to be coquettish?"

8. Q: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife? A: Chen, because of Watsons.

Dead people are like my husband, day and night.