Joke short joke

Jokes and short jokes 1:

1, in fact, the team brushing monsters in online games originated from China's Journey to the West: Tang Priest was responsible for attracting monsters, the Monkey King was responsible for killing monsters, Guanyin was responsible for adding blood in the air, and Pig Bajie and Friar Sand followed behind to rub the experience value.

2. The historical drama Gaddafi, a large-scale horror disaster film, is coming to an end. The global audience is waiting for NATO to shoot. A sequel? . In America, people are more concerned about when to shoot. New film? !

3. A female secretary explained why she gave up wearing long skirts and resumed wearing miniskirts. I've been in more trouble since my boss stopped looking at my legs. ?

4. The female leader and her husband take a walk after dinner, and Lu Yu and the old framework embrace each other warmly. My husband was a little dissatisfied and asked who it was. My wife replied: I used to be an activist in the following work.

5, a couple, more frugal, cautious life, toilet paper has to be counted several times, one day the husband said to his wife: constipation is good, save paper.

6. Yingchun: I have never learned to lift a sedan chair in my life, so I have to stand on the roadside and honk my horn. Sunflower: I don't have a ghost in my heart, so I dare to walk around in the sun without fear of being caught? Exposure? .

7. Pearl Harbor means Pearl Harbor.

New york is the meaning of new york, which is a more middle-earth translation: Xinxiang.

Red river valley is the meaning of red river valley, which is a more middle-earth translation: Danjiangkou.

Phoenix means phoenix, a more Chinese translation: Baoji.

Rock hometown means the hometown of rock.

Joke Daquan short joke 2:

1, a man invited a guest home for dinner, and several dishes on the table were all tofu.

The host said to the guests while eating. Tofu is like my life. I don't think any other dish is as delicious as it. ?

A few days later, the guests invited him back. The guest remembered that he liked tofu very much, so he added it to all the fish in the meat, but when he ate it, the man ate big fish and big meat, and the tofu didn't even touch it.

The guest was very surprised and asked him, didn't you say that? Tofu is your life? Really? Why don't you eat a piece of tofu today?

The man said:? Tofu is my life, but if I see fish and meat, I'm dead! ?

2. After a woman opened the door, she saw a tramp at the door and shouted: Hey, fuck off, or I'll call my husband right away! ?

Tramp:? I don't think your husband is at home! ?

Woman:? why

Tramp:? Because your husband came home to find a woman like you just to eat! ?

A rich man walked into a restaurant and saw a farmer eating a cheap fried rice, so he looked down on him and felt ashamed to eat with such a person.

So he said:? Give my pet rabbit a salad and a steak. ? He also ordered 10 fried rice for the beggars outside. After that, I also looked at the farmers.

At this time, our farmer brother finally knew that he was coming to see him, so he said, give my dog a steak. Give me another rabbit that has eaten salad. ?

4. A leader went to school to see if history, science and education were progressing smoothly.

Find a student and have a brainwave and test him: Who burned Epang Palace?

The students are scared to death, just say it? I didn't burn it? .

The leader was so angry that he went to the headmaster, who actually said: There should be no problem with moral education in this school. He said he didn't burn it, so he shouldn't. ?

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